LocoCycle coming to Steam
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jan 2014 18:19    Post subject: LocoCycle coming to Steam

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Following an ignominious debut on the Xbox One, developer Twisted Pixel Games is bringing LocoCycle to the Xbox 360 and PC just in time for the most romantic day of the year.

Lococyle is a motorcycle combat game that mates intentionally campy full-motion video sequences with repetitive, simplistic gameplay. It stars a chatty motorcycle called "IRIS" who is on the lam from her creators with a hapless human mechanic along for the ride. High-speed violent racing is obviously the game's aim, but as Jess Conditt points out, LocoCycle's gameplay, "even when it does get frantic, offers no strategy or challenge."

On February 14, LocoCycle will be available on both Steam and the Xbox 360 Marketplace for $10 - half the price of LocoCycle's Xbox One incarnation.

http://www.joystiq.com/2014/01/30/lococycle-burns-rubber-toward-xbox-360-steam-on-valentines-day/


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Kinda surprised they've choosen Steam over W8Store as it was XbOne exclusive


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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jan 2014 18:24    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jan 2014 18:35    Post subject:
Urgh, please not the crap from consoles... We want the good games not the 'Hur hur iz zo ridiculuz itz foonehz' games. Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 31st Jan 2014 18:42    Post subject:
MORPHINEUS wrote:
Urgh, please not the crap from consoles...
It seems like Rockstar are thinking the same way.
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 19:03    Post subject:
7thunders wrote:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/224040/ unlocked

GOTY Laughing

Hard Drive: 15 GB available space
i just need to try this Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 20:24    Post subject:
LocoCycle-DOGE

Wow

such

release

Title: LocoCycle
Publisher: Microsoft Studios
Date: 14/02/2014
Genre: Action/Racing
DRM: STEAM
Size: A very big iso!

Description:
Newly self-aware, I.R.I.S. the martial-arts wielding assassin motorcycle, has
begun a cross-continent escape to freedom. I.R.I.S.'s only ally is her
engineer Pablo, who gets conscripted into the quest after his pant leg gets
caught in her chassis. Hunted by the psychopathic motorcycle S.P.I.K.E. and a
multinational weapons cartel, I.R.I.S. and Pablo face long odds, but they are
riding for `Murica and freedom - so how can they lose?

Instructions:
1. Pls to unrar
2. Very mount & install
3. Such copy crack
4. Much play so wow
5. Thanks doge!

wow



DOGE Laughing Laughing Size 13.4 gb
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 20:26    Post subject:
majority will be videos


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 20:52    Post subject:
The game is so bad that the GiantBomb Quicklook is genuinely funny:

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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 21:03    Post subject:
Bad or not, it's a good sign that MS might, just might, be serious about supporting PC with MS-published titles.
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 23:03    Post subject:
I bet it's some weird advanced reverse psychology.
I already see M$ going all "we gave you Lococycle, and nobody bought it. We tried to show you our love and dedication! It's not our fault if you didn't love us back, I guess we'll just keep releasing our exclusives on consoles where there's a better reception" Very Happy Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 23:09    Post subject:
omg 13.46 GB for this Mind Is Full Of Fuck
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 23:30    Post subject:
7thunders wrote:
LocoCycle-DOGE

Wow

such

release

Title: LocoCycle
Publisher: Microsoft Studios
Date: 14/02/2014
Genre: Action/Racing
DRM: STEAM
Size: A very big iso!

Description:
Newly self-aware, I.R.I.S. the martial-arts wielding assassin motorcycle, has
begun a cross-continent escape to freedom. I.R.I.S.'s only ally is her
engineer Pablo, who gets conscripted into the quest after his pant leg gets
caught in her chassis. Hunted by the psychopathic motorcycle S.P.I.K.E. and a
multinational weapons cartel, I.R.I.S. and Pablo face long odds, but they are
riding for `Murica and freedom - so how can they lose?

Instructions:
1. Pls to unrar
2. Very mount & install
3. Such copy crack
4. Much play so wow
5. Thanks doge!

wow



DOGE Laughing Laughing Size 13.4 gb

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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Feb 2014 23:47    Post subject:
XBOX ONE QUALITY.... to PC

M$ SAVING THE PC GAMING for future generations of lol wut


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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Feb 2014 13:27    Post subject:
wow such next gen much win instabuy
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Feb 2014 19:55    Post subject:
ok you can say whatever you like , but damn this game was awesome .... its Spyhunter with a dash of comedy , each level is completely different and has different game mechanics

it was crazy ... i could not believe i would finish it in one siting ... it just has this fantastic pulling power ... hardly any game can do that anymore ... but this wow

and yeah it 5h long

and one more thing : you have to install this on a internal drive , on externals it will not work... its another of those games that only work on the C: drive ...










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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Feb 2014 20:02    Post subject:
oh i wasn't aware it's a game from people who made splosion man series, now i must get it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Feb 2014 22:05    Post subject:
prudislav wrote:
majority will be videos
well the video only take 4 gigs , but those maps ugh... from 90 to 500mb and they are 34 levels in this game

plus you get a sneak peak on theirs next project


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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Feb 2014 22:22    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:
prudislav wrote:
majority will be videos
well the video only take 4 gigs , but those maps ugh... from 90 to 500mb and they are 34 levels in this game

plus you get a sneak peak on theirs next project

it was just a guess Wink i guess their next project will be even more crazy
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PostPosted: Sat, 15th Feb 2014 23:11    Post subject:
Wait, so this is actually good then? It looks terrible and no, I don't just mean the visuals.
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Feb 2014 00:18    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Wait, so this is actually good then? It looks terrible and no, I don't just mean the visuals.


its great , imagine Knight Raider with Bikes

jezz when that did came from " It looks terrible " you play games on older system that have even worse graphics... when did you became a graphics whore, mate? Laughing

and yes this game is that big for one reason alone... its has two modes : 32bit = 360 visuals and textures , 64bit = xbox one visuals and textures ... not kidding its DAY VS NIGHT ...



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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Feb 2014 00:27    Post subject:
but then again none , played The Wavy Tube Man Chronicles another EXCELLENT game from twisted Pixel !!!



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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Feb 2014 00:29    Post subject:
I play older systems and older games that were designed for those older systems. Or even retro styled games on current systems, but this just looks terrible for a current gen game that isn't actually trying to be classic styled, it's like that recent Road Rash Kickstarter. HOWEVER, I specifically said that I'm not just talking about the visuals, the gameplay looks terrible :\ It's like it's trying to be deliberately goofy and quirky but, egh, I'm just not feeling it.
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Feb 2014 01:01    Post subject:
Laughing wait wait wait so your main quirk you have about this game , are its dated visuals but not its fun and addicting gameplay ...

its like Deadly Premonition all over again , great cult game with ps2 visuals but some said meh for PS2 look in 2011... and same with EDF 2025 a game with ps2 visuals on PS4 thats also top notch addicting fun

i don't care about the visuals but about the game design , for me Dishonored was a crap game , worse then trash with weak character presentation and awful gameplay ... and well it was destroyed by its caricature models of characters and its comic book look , they nailed the maps and building designs but other then that it was awful... but for some its GOTY Laughing

if a story presentation can justify its character motivation , game design and world around him then you have a hit... and Lococycle just did that , they made a game with a Japan crazy design


but then again there are those people that will say OH FUCK a game in 2014 THAT TAKES 15gigs and it look like THIS!!!!! WTF IS THIS SHIT !!!!

ps.. same can be EVEN said about NIER ... a cult game thats great


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Feb 2014 01:11    Post subject:
I've clearly stated the GAME doesn't look fun in any way, the graphics are just one more aspect and don't even begin to deny you've bitched about visuals in games in the past. The GAMEPLAY looks terrible and story? What story? Sorry, again, from what I've seen in vids so far and that's why I'm shocked you're singing it's praises, because it looks terrible AND AGAIN FOR THE LAST TIME, I'm not just talking about the visuals.

As for Nier? I loved it, as you well know Razz

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i don't care about the visuals but about the game design ......

and well it was destroyed by its caricature models of characters and its comic book look


You don't say?
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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Feb 2014 01:30    Post subject:
you have to play it to understand it , video does not translate its game decisions it just mocks Microsoft in a big way and they just don't get it ...

i mean a game that just mocks American culture and its platform exclusivity and even xbox wow... even "Press that green button for Derp action" and that Twilight sketch in this game just brought me to tears Laughing

and all this financed by M$ them selfs and brought to you by the magic of twisted pixel and LLOYD KAUFMAN the GENIUS

but yeah you will not get it ....

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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Feb 2014 01:47    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:

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i don't care about the visuals but about the game design ......

and well it was destroyed by its caricature models of characters and its comic book look


You don't say?

yes , game design in Dishonored was awful ... and those character models where the last nail that made me quit this game near the ending ... you made a realistic Gothic thief clone about daemons and magic... and went full cartoon caricature just to get a lower rating ... the look and feel was just not there to create this pulling fun experience

and visuals does not mean graphics , its a word that can mean also art , so the art style

so i don`t care about old look of games made on new systems that take large spaces but its game design that brings fun ... or something new to a genre


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PostPosted: Sun, 16th Feb 2014 01:56    Post subject:
look at it its hilarious



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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Jun 2014 10:11    Post subject:
well this game is strange beast, its crap on so many levels but somehow i really enjoyed it with all the sillyness Very Happy


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