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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 22:29    Post subject:
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 22:41    Post subject:
yeah but just like his career he didn't see a use for it.
our friend here surly sees a use for it. getting all properly dressed for his girlfriend, Palmella Handy. He's getting action in a couple days. His erect tower will soon grow strong and big and he will have to fold it inside the vagjayjay of his beloved, soon to be filled, girlfriend.

Just to be frank, i do not and will not ever suggest cutting off ones penis just to conceal an erection. I would however recommend rigorous sexy sex time.


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Acer




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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 23:15    Post subject:
Maybe I should get one of these:




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 00:23    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
are you using anal as anal cavity for to be used in anal sex as in bum sex as in dirty stinky poop covered penis as in ass to mouth sex?
or anal as in anal retentive? as in strict? as in compulsive? as in picky? as in you so anal girl y u no let me touch your brown eye?

what you? you broked my brain....


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 00:34    Post subject:
Acer wrote:
Maybe I should get one of these:




How about no grinhurt


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 01:55    Post subject:
oh man I have exactly the same problem with my sleeping boxers Laughing
But my gf got those for me so its ok Cool Face


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 02:32    Post subject:
every single pair of underwear ever made in the past 50 years has an elastic waistband. tuck it in there, just as everyone else has been doing since then.

not that hard Wink



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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 03:08    Post subject:
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http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=98266

This guy found the solution.
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 07:06    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
not that hard Wink


according to him, very hard Smug


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Acer




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 08:12    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
every single pair of underwear ever made in the past 50 years has an elastic waistband. tuck it in there, just as everyone else has been doing since then.

not that hard Wink




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Acer




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 08:14    Post subject:
KillerCrocker wrote:
oh man I have exactly the same problem with my sleeping boxers Laughing
But my gf got those for me so its ok Cool Face



Again I must stress out that my girlfriend is totally fine with this and infact thinks its hot that I can get turned on so fast, especially when shes around. Its the other women and children Im worried about, they shouldnt have to see such a monstrosity in the open...


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 09:15    Post subject:
yeah, penises are monstrous. Shitty american mentality.
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 09:26    Post subject:
Unless you dick is huge it shouldn't show that much when erect if you place it properly. Also how old are you?
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Acer




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 10:09    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
yeah, penises are monstrous. Shitty american mentality.



Shitty swedish actually, but you can easily get mistaken for a rapist, child molester etc if you have a buldge in your pants here


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Acer




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 10:10    Post subject:
xxax wrote:
Unless you dick is huge it shouldn't show that much when erect if you place it properly. Also how old are you?



Well mine does show fortunetly/unfortunetly depending on how you look at it (again pun intended Laughing)
Im 32


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 10:15    Post subject:
Kristian wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:
not that hard Wink


according to him, very hard Smug


the harder it is, the harder it is Smug
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Acer




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 10:16    Post subject:
Oh its hard alright


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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 10:29    Post subject:
it is a problem though, showing a boner in public is hardly appropriate
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shole




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 13:53    Post subject:
tilt it up and tighten your belt
then make sure it's not peeking between shirt buttons Razz
ok, maybe not really

i'm sure everyone has had this problem at some point
boxers can never hold it - they're designed to be loose
get briefs and tuck it straight down when it happens and it should follow the fabric down and back
unless if you're not bendy at the stem (some aren't), in which case you're fucked Smile

or think about babies with aids or grandpa's nutsack or something
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Apr 2014 14:27    Post subject:
I just walk around with a hardon. Girls love it when you get a hardon because of them.
And I can demonstratively put my hand down my pants, take it out of my trouser and orient it upwards. Laughing

It shows when it's in my trouser, but once I orient it upwards, it's hard to tell. And usually I don't tuck my blouse/t-shirt in my pants, so it's covering it when upright.


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