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Goon
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Location: Beyond the invisible
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tonizito
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Location: Portugal, the shithole of Europe.
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Jun 2014 21:09 Post subject: |
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| Mister_s wrote: | | KillerCrocker wrote: | I dont smoke, dont drink (at all) and dont watch footbal.
I am not only a polish but also not a man apparently  |
This pretty much makes you a bitch. Tell me you atleast have a 10" penis, minimum. |
What if it's 9" while idle? 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Jun 2014 22:25 Post subject: |
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| Bendi wrote: | | Had the same thing with the MMA craze. Apparently I'm not manly enough if I don't watch two muscular, sweaty, half-naked men, fondling eachother on the floor. |
You must be a gay person in denial  |
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Jun 2014 22:56 Post subject: |
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| Bendi wrote: | | Had the same thing with the MMA craze. Apparently I'm not manly enough if I don't watch two muscular, sweaty, half-naked men, fondling eachother on the floor |
So got a hard on watching or what?
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Jun 2014 23:16 Post subject: |
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That's too small and sucks
Enthoo Evolv ATX TG // Asus Prime x370 // Ryzen 1700 // Gainward GTX 1080 // 16GB DDR4-3200
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| Posted: Tue, 17th Jun 2014 23:43 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 19th Jun 2014 11:43 Post subject: |
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I always like to show soccer fans the following. I did not write it.
"Firstly, imagine every time within a day that football is mentioned by someone else. Secondly, replace it with something that you don't want to hear about every day. Say... Archaeology. Then, think carefully about how an average day would pan out.
So, you awaken to the clock radio. It's 7AM. Just as you awaken, it's time for the news and archaeology already. Not news and other historical investigations, like library restorations or museum openings (unless there's another event happening), but just the news and archaelogy. Malaysian plane is still missing. Pistorius is still on trial. New dig announced in Giza. Ancient Mayan temple discovered. Exciting stuff.
Time for a bite to eat over the morning TV. More news. More archaeology. Yes, you are aware of what is up with the missing plane. Fine. Now the archaeology in video format. Video of people dusting off some skulls and bits of pottery. All well and good, but archaeology isn't your thing. It would be nice to hear about something else.
Even when it isn't archaeology season, the media follow noted archaeologists. They drive fast cars, date beautiful women, advertise fragrances, and sometimes they go to nightclubs and act in the worst possible way. Scandals erupt as the tabloids follow these new celebrities when they're not searching the past for answers. It is entirely possible you can recite the names of certain researchers, even if you don't pay attention to archaeology. You don't know what transfer season is, but you know that someone was transferred to a dig in Peru for a sum of money that could fund the London Underground for two whole days.
Out of the car at 8:55 and into work. What are the colleagues talking about, I wonder? Oh, Jones dropped a 3,890 year old pot and smashed it? What a useless wanker! Someone should do something unpleasant to him. And don't even ask about the unfortunate incident in Athens two years ago - you'll be there all day! Breaking a pillar like that! We don't talk about that here, mate. What? You don't want to discuss the finer points of the prevalence of phallic imagery in Pompeii? Is there something wrong with you?
The drive home from work. Every thirty minutes, no matter the station, someone mentions the archaeology. Best sit in silence. Drive past a huge billboard with a black and white picture of a rakishly handsome archaeologist draped over an impossibly beautiful woman. He's winking at you. Trowel in his left hand, supermodel in the right. Jurassic, by Calvin Klein.
And now the pub. A nice pub with a beer garden. Posters in the windows. LIVE EXCAVATION AT THE VALLEY OF THE KINGS! All of it on a huge TV with the volume up too loud. Drunken people yelling at the screen. "SEND IT FOR CARBON DATING, YOU USELESS ***K!" "WHAT ARE YOU ON, MATE? DUST THE ANCIENT MEDALLION GENTLY! SMELTING METHODS OF THE TIME PRODUCED VERY SOFT AND IMPURE METALS EASILY PRONE TO DISFIGURATION!" All this from two men out of a crowd of twenty. One lousy drunken idiot and his chum ruin the image of other archaeology fans. Carbon dating report from the lab updates on TV, read by a man employed because they've been following the beautiful science since they were a boy. The drunk chimes in again. "WHAT PHARAOH'S REIGN DID YOU SAY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SAYS ABOUT THE UNDERPINNINGS OF OUR THEORY OF AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT OF 4TH BC EGYPT? GET IN, MATE!" A cheer cascades through the building and you can only wonder why.
Best go home and avoid anyone who might be drinking and singing. You once met a disagreeable chap who threatened to beat you up because you didn't watch the archaeology. "Not a late paleolithic era supporter are you? Think you're better than me? I'll have you, you scrawny tw*t!"
To bed. To repeat the cycle tomorrow. The inescapable, inevitability that wherever you go, someone, somewhere, is just dying to talk to you about the archaeology."
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cobALT
Posts: 2340
Location: In a world created by fascist and used by cowards to manipulate
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jun 2014 21:34 Post subject: |
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$$$ is how that happens
and i love world cups, i get to bang all the bored housewives while boyfriends and hubbies are getting wasted with their dummy friends
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Jun 2014 19:29 Post subject: |
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Goon
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Posts: 980
Location: Beyond the invisible
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Jun 2014 21:28 Post subject: |
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Another smart ass who thinks soccer players are wussies. Go buy a soccer shoes and give it to your friend to wear it and let you friend kick you with the soccer cleats. That will change your mind on that sport.
Im the guy who "Shitting up world news", according to admin, so watch out ...
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fisk
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Location: Von Oben
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| Posted: Sun, 29th Jun 2014 21:59 Post subject: |
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Ice-hockey is a wussy sport compared to bandy,
American football is a wussy sport compared to rugby.
Unfortunately there is no equivalent to football (or soccer if you're american), but the fact that you don't have a helmet and layers of protection all over your body to play, at least means you know that whatever physical interactions you are in will affect you directly rather than some piece of armor that blocks it off.
Still, compared to MMA, all these sports are pretty light. But then again, the objective is to score goals not to get injured. If you get injured in either Hockey, Football, American Football or whatnot, that's not a measure of "manliness", it's a measure of how much foul play and lack of humanity there is in that sport.
I've seen a couple of women's football (soccer) matches and they always played more cleanly, and didn't have to assert some idiotic notion of "injury prone competitiveness" (territorial pissings), and thus it was more enjoyable to watch.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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Raccoon
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Location: Poland
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Jul 2014 21:40 Post subject: |
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Real men block balls with balls  hopefully after they made a donation to the sperm bank.
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ixigia
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Posts: 65093
Location: Italy
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| Posted: Sat, 5th Jul 2014 18:01 Post subject: |
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If I recall correctly, Gilardino even tried to find an excuse for that back then (something along the lines of "yeah well but he did hit me after all" xD). I think he meant the sniper from the stands 
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| Posted: Sat, 5th Jul 2014 19:42 Post subject: |
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Raccoon
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ixigia
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Location: Italy
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| Posted: Sat, 5th Jul 2014 20:02 Post subject: |
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Haha, yep! 
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| Posted: Tue, 15th Jul 2014 12:30 Post subject: |
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I have the same problem. Football everywhere...
I don't mind people liking and watching football, but these last weeks football just takes over the world.
Can't turn on the tv or there's football on. Can't read my favorite news site (not even the more intellectual or financial sites). 14/15 articles on the main site where about football. (yes I've counted them).
Pages and pages of football crap on facebook. Look at how much I support our team! I am so fking important! (until they lose. We, as a country win matches. But they, the team, loses them. fucking hypocrites)
Colleagues congratulating me because my country won a match. (wtf?)
People skipping school and work to watch the matches. (Seriously ppl, life goes on ffs!)
All this shit is going on in the world and all people care about is 22 retards kicking a ball and running after it. If only people where this engaged with real problems... the world would be a better place.
Reminds me of the Roman empire: "Panem et circenses"
Now go watch your football you fucking plebs!
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