Porn star here wants to bang 25 dudes
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 16:24    Post subject:
Vomit lol wut


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 16:51    Post subject:
Sign me Up!


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 23:33    Post subject: Re: Porn star here wants to bang 25 dudes
deadpoetic wrote:
Would you be the 25th?

Not a chance, I'd rather go to another bar and start flirting with girls that aren't such low-level skanks, with the risk of being rejected. But that's just me.
Anyway, if you're curious and you desperately need to blow your load, well go for it. The price is quite good if you don't mind 10kth hand material Cool Face Very Happy

And lol at the reason, boob job from el cheapo, damn it gurl, have some dignity Sad Laughing



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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Aug 2014 23:54    Post subject:
25th one only stirs the cream
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 04:09    Post subject:
Pfft, Bob you mean
The_Zeel wrote:
25th one only stirs the cream



Pffchh

In all seriousness though, she doesn't look that bad Cool Face

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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Aug 2014 04:20    Post subject:
Aww Yeah
Okay


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Aug 2014 11:51    Post subject:
pay to cum. pfft.
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Aug 2014 20:21    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:

In all seriousness though, she doesn't look that bad Cool Face

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At least she has already taken some action with her teeth.


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Aug 2014 23:34    Post subject:
Wow this girl requires too much money and technology to make her sexy, not worth the investment imo.
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Aug 2014 23:36    Post subject:
trollpower wrote:
damn and I got only 30 dollars Sad


That's plenty enough to get some STD's.


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Aug 2014 00:36    Post subject:
I would definitely bang her. When you're over 40, standards are lower. Razz


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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Aug 2014 00:39    Post subject:
I would fuck her extra hard for being such a cheap slut and afterwards disinfect my penis and mouth
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Aug 2014 10:35    Post subject:
i knew you wouldnt pass a chance to bang her Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Aug 2014 10:54    Post subject:
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Also did nobody saw her facial resemblance with another face? Surprised

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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Aug 2014 13:17    Post subject:
Id never pay for something like that. I like porn but in real... i find it disgusting. Vomit
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Aug 2014 13:36    Post subject:
I'd never pay money for sex.

I'm quite picky with women, but if you're a nice, decent looking dude without severe social issues and lower your standards somewhat, there are tons of women out there. Not relationship material, but you'd never have to pay anyone. And you wouldn't have to wait your turn with 25 other dudes for a cheap skank like that
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Aug 2014 20:10    Post subject:
never pays for sex he says ...

dinner 50eur
drinks 20 eur
driving 10 eur
entertainment 30 eur
more drinks 20 eur

chance of getting friendzoned : high

cost : xxx euro and didn't even get a blowjob ...
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Aug 2014 20:18    Post subject:
"PickupArtist" Laughing
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Aug 2014 01:10    Post subject:
dinner: at my house
drinks: on the house
driving: never choose a girl that lives too far away
entertainment: free
more drinks: maybe, depends on the fridge

...wait, this sounds like the agenda of a serial killer Very Happy

Jokes aside, I always try to avoid uppity and demanding girls (money wise) because of my tight finances, or at least I politely make it clear immediately. Honest from the start, usually works well as natural selection filter xD
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Aug 2014 07:56    Post subject:
PickupArtist wrote:
never pays for sex he says ...

dinner 50eur
drinks 20 eur
driving 10 eur
entertainment 30 eur
more drinks 20 eur

chance of getting friendzoned : high

cost : xxx euro and didn't even get a blowjob ...

The kind of girls I go out with earn their own money and pay for themselves. Perks of gender equality Wink Wouldn't date a girl that's just out for free drinks.

Also, exactly what ixi said. I think he works at a bar too, and once you have been involved in the local bar scene for a while, evenings become very cheap, booze-filled affairs.
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