| Page 1 of 2 |
Sin317
Banned
Posts: 24322
Location: Geneva
|
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
tw1st
Posts: 6112
Location: New Jersey
|
 Posted: Sat, 13th Sep 2014 13:29 Post subject: |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
couleur
[Moderator] Janitor
Posts: 14222
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Sin317
Banned
Posts: 24322
Location: Geneva
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sat, 13th Sep 2014 14:09 Post subject: |
|
|
Pics or didnt happen!
J/k, hf and gl!
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Nalo
nothing
Posts: 13492
|
| Posted: Sat, 13th Sep 2014 14:17 Post subject: |
|
|
Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 06:18; edited 2 times in total
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sat, 13th Sep 2014 14:38 Post subject: |
|
|
hope you find your soul mate, and you didnt cut your balls.
| Sin317 wrote: | | while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again. |
| zmed wrote: | | Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts. |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Morphineus
VIP Member
Posts: 24883
Location: Sweden
|
| Posted: Sat, 13th Sep 2014 14:42 Post subject: |
|
|
Congrats,
Good to hear, wish you all the best! 
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Invasor
Moderator
Posts: 7638
Location: On the road
|
| Posted: Sat, 13th Sep 2014 14:54 Post subject: |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sat, 13th Sep 2014 14:56 Post subject: |
|
|
uhh females! be careful. good luck
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 14th Sep 2014 04:34 Post subject: |
|
|
| freiwald wrote: | | uhh females! be careful. good luck |
Yup. Come back here in a month, then we will all discuss 
...and if she mentions 'marriage', well make sure you meet the criteria:
1. A cock as long and thick as that horse in the field, over there...... -->
2. You have a piece of 'plastic' with YOUR name on it ONLY, and with an INFINITE balance.
3. A lot of space in house to gather the shit (shoes, clothes, jewellery etc) for stacking.
4. Being prepared to say YES when it wants, no matter what the circumstances.
5. Turn your PC off, as it's unnecessary, and your not paying her enough attention.
6. Get on with her mother, who you really wanna shag, but hate. (hey its a fantasy)
7. Pretend you like her mates, when really, you could hang yourself and be shot of them forever.
8. Have a decent job to support all of the above, as she WILL want to get pregnant, and never work again.
9. RUN!
10. But you cant hide, as her lawyers are on your ass, and already stripping your wallpaper.
Just give it some thought, but do enjoy the relationship
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 14th Sep 2014 06:31 Post subject: |
|
|
"4. Being prepared to say YES when it wants, no matter what the circumstances."
LMAO!!!
It puts the lotion on it's skin or gets the hose again 
On that note, congrats Sin. I'm hitting 7 years soon being single after a bad breakup years ago, miss having that connection with someone but people suck and I don't trust them.
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Ankh
Posts: 23252
Location: Trelleborg
|
| Posted: Sun, 14th Sep 2014 10:11 Post subject: Re: so i got myself one of those ... |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 14th Sep 2014 12:05 Post subject: |
|
|
bob sure is an attention whore
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Sun, 14th Sep 2014 13:09 Post subject: |
|
|
I expected a fleshlight thread for some reason 
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
ixigia
[Moderator] Consigliere
Posts: 65017
Location: Italy
|
| Posted: Mon, 15th Sep 2014 00:13 Post subject: |
|
|
Hahah, well done Sin, wasn't easy to tame the beast, but she made it
May the buttsecs god be with you for the time being!
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Mon, 15th Sep 2014 00:29 Post subject: |
|
|
| Bob Barnsen wrote: | thinks away the beard
 |
You kidding? You leave the beard and rub yours against it and let the love entangle each other |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Mon, 15th Sep 2014 00:38 Post subject: |
|
|
Good news Sin and good luck
3080, ps5, lg oled
Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..."
SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies"
deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
tonizito
Posts: 51264
Location: Portugal, the shithole of Europe.
|
| Posted: Mon, 15th Sep 2014 00:47 Post subject: |
|
|
Maybe less rage from now on? 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
WaldoJ
VIP Member
Posts: 32678
|
| Posted: Mon, 15th Sep 2014 01:35 Post subject: |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Mon, 15th Sep 2014 01:46 Post subject: |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
WaldoJ
VIP Member
Posts: 32678
|
| Posted: Mon, 15th Sep 2014 02:43 Post subject: |
|
|
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Mon, 15th Sep 2014 05:18 Post subject: |
|
|
I was just about to go to bed.... 
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
| Posted: Mon, 15th Sep 2014 21:47 Post subject: |
|
|
she must be soo desperate
 Spoiler: |  , congrats |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Morphineus
VIP Member
Posts: 24883
Location: Sweden
|
| Posted: Wed, 17th Sep 2014 03:07 Post subject: |
|
|
| Req wrote: | How about 20 years solo guys. Congratulate me, not Sin. Bachelor for life yo - no tie downs, more gaming, more everything, no kids. Hooray. Cheers!!  |
So what you are saying is: your life is dictated by fear? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
| Page 1 of 2 |
All times are GMT + 1 Hour |
And yeah, i am happy.
