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ixigia
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Posted: Thu, 9th Oct 2014 01:50 Post subject:

Guy_Incognito wrote:

I grew a beard a month ago and then I found a girlfriend. She never had a boyfriend with a beard before, and when we had some sexy time for the first time, she was like "I thought oral sex sucks when men are doing it, but now LOOK AT THIS OH YES THE BEARD WOW MUCH NICE!!!"

On a serious note, she tells me she was very attracted by my image (lol) so thank you beard

Cool story!

That's what I call a winning choice!
I've been adopting this strategy from time to time, but the results haven't been very satisfying so far. There have been some improvements, but also cases of polite "I mean you still look nice, but I preferred without beard" Sad

And then the sad shaving occurred.

I need to find a girl not immune to the manly mane so I can find an use to my potential beard-related +3 Charisma and Manipulation stats xD

Morphineus wrote:

Now chest hair just fails to grow on me... but eh that's a good thing xD

Some of that is sexy imo, it's when it starts growing on the back too that you go all Rage

(thankfully it hasn't happened to me...yet)

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Ankh

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Posted: Fri, 10th Oct 2014 13:50 Post subject:

Me and my brother during our beard growing contest.

Had to do it while shaving Razz

Edit: Actually, we let both our facial hair and "normal" hair grow Smile

im usually all shaved Razz

But never EVER again ill do this Razz

Oh, and my brother made this one Razz

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shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.

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Posted: Fri, 10th Oct 2014 13:51 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Ankh

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Posted: Fri, 10th Oct 2014 13:56 Post subject:

KillerCrocker wrote:

wow

I look even more stupid than normal in those pics. In the first one, apart from the clothing that is, both me and my brother look like Russian WW1 pilots Razz

shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.

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Posted: Fri, 10th Oct 2014 13:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

its still amazing dude 3080 \| ps5 pro Sin317-"im 31 years old and still surprised at how much shit comes out of my ass actually ..." SteamDRM-"Call of Duty is the symbol of the true perfection in every aspect. Call of Duty games are like Mozart's/Beethoven's symphonies" deadpoetic-"are you new to the cyberspace?"

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Posted: Fri, 10th Oct 2014 14:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

that's a fucking luscious beard my friend /jealous \| BenQ XL2420T 24" 120Hz \| Ducky Shine III 9008 White LED - Brown MX \| Logitech G9x \| \| Corsair Carbide 400R \| Asus Sabertooth z77 \| i7 3770K @ 4.3Ghz - 1.200v \| CM Hyper 212 Evo - Push/Pull \| \| SLI eVGA 4GB GTX980 ACX SC \| Vengeance 16GB RAM 1600 DDR3 \| AX850w PSU \| Samsung 840Pro 128GB SSD \| WD Black 1TB HD \|

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Ankh

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Posted: Fri, 10th Oct 2014 14:44 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I only let it grow 3 months shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.

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Posted: Fri, 10th Oct 2014 17:24 Post subject:

You look like a pirate! :O Arrrr Very Happy

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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Posted: Fri, 10th Oct 2014 23:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

wow, Ankh you got old dude! asus z170-A \|\| core i5-6600K \|\| geforce gtx 970 4gb \|\| 16gb ddr4 ram \|\| win10 \|\| 1080p led samsung 27"

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Ankh

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Posted: Fri, 10th Oct 2014 23:49 Post subject:

nouseforaname wrote:

wow, Ankh you got old dude!

hehe aye

I look like 20 years older in those pics Razz

(old pics though...shaved it all on Jan 1st)

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Posted: Fri, 10th Oct 2014 23:52 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

All? Join in on the war on LeoSatan

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Ankh

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Posted: Sat, 11th Oct 2014 00:29 Post subject:

Werelds wrote:

All?

Ofcourse. I hate hair/facial hair.

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Posted: Sat, 11th Oct 2014 00:51 Post subject:

Haha I remember the pictures. Hobo Ankhina <3 Very Happy

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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then

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Posted: Sat, 11th Oct 2014 00:52 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

No homo but so hawt.

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Ankh

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Posted: Sat, 11th Oct 2014 01:23 Post subject:

tonizito wrote:

Haha I remember the pictures. Hobo Ankhina <3 Very Happy

Good eh?

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ixigia
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Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2014 03:52 Post subject:

Ankh wrote:

Oh, and my brother made this one Razz

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That's a thing of beauty, haha!

Btw, a few days ago was reorganizing the Hump folder and found this one xD

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Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2014 04:29 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

makes me wonder what you have of me on your system lol

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ixigia
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Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2014 04:34 Post subject:

SpykeZ wrote:

makes me wonder what you have of me on your system lol

Hahah, only the squirrel morphing ones (that I know of!) Very Happy

We need to go deeper.

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Ankh

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Posted: Tue, 14th Oct 2014 12:18 Post subject:

ixigia wrote:

Ankh wrote:

Oh, and my brother made this one Razz

Spoiler:

That's a thing of beauty, haha!

Btw, a few days ago was reorganizing the Hump folder and found this one xD

Spoiler:

Hahaha!!

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Posted: Mon, 17th Nov 2014 11:41 Post subject:

Lutzifer wrote:

and yes, mine is only average

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Posted: Mon, 17th Nov 2014 19:38 Post subject:

Repulsel!

"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:

thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Posted: Mon, 17th Nov 2014 19:42 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Mon, 17th Nov 2014 20:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Beard length as of 10 minutes ago: 8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!

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ixigia
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Posted: Tue, 18th Nov 2014 00:10 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Damn You would have made such a great pirate back then. Edward Zippington II, also known as Redbeard, terror of the Joint Seas Random creations of an insane mind / Screens from Bulgaria [Early Access]

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Posted: Tue, 18th Nov 2014 01:52 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

hehe 8 out of 10 dentists prefer zipfero to competing brands(fraich3 and Mutantius)!

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Posted: Tue, 18th Nov 2014 04:44 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

No I wasn't driving, I was riding bitch.

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