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TheSaint
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 Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 16:03 Post subject: |
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| baardhimself wrote: | | went on a trip with my friend and booked a hotel. Turns out we got a double bed rather than a twin bed room. We had to sleep head-to-toe. Not fun, especially as i was dreaming of eating the most delicious chocolate pudding and when my friend woke up he had a spoon in his ass. |
eh? you can't be serious 
here' mine:
It was about one of the first times i was really drunk (must have been about 13)
i drank a lot, had a lot of fun, i came home, my mom and dad were sitting in the living room watching tv. so i came in and yelled something at them, like "hi there". of course they asked me if i had been drinkin. i said "no, why" went to the bathroom, locked the door, got rid of my clothes, and BANG i can't remember anything from this moment until i woke up the next morning in my bed.
My parents would later tell me that when they were about to go to bed they checked if i was alright. But they couldn't find me in my bed. My father could see that the light was on in the bathroom, so he knocked on the door, no response. He had to break in the door and found me lying naked on the ground, in a puddle of vomit, vomit on the mirror, vomit in the sink, vomit in the bathtub, vomit everywhere except in the toilet  .So he cleaned the bathtub, put me in => cold shower. I woke up and screamed around "i'm sorry, i'm sorry, won't ever do it again, bla bla bla..." (this still is just what i heard from my parents, i don't remember any of it). I calmed down, went to bed...
oh, and btw...the following evening i was drinkin again 
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 16:20 Post subject: |
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TheSaint
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Location: Cook Islands
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 18:59 Post subject: |
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my confesion, on school trip to tsjech i was busy with a girl in the bedddddddd. Than the teacher opened the door lol. Only thing he said was, a kevin with another girl, cant you stick with one and he left. so funny.
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SycoShaman
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 19:26 Post subject: |
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| Mchart wrote: | | TheSaint wrote: | | Mchart wrote: | Today I went flying. I hadn't flown for 2 weeks. I got all buckled up, went through the procedure (after checking the exterior of the plane), was about to turn the key, and hey! The stupid fucking little engine compartment door to check the oil was left open by me. After dealing with that getting back into the plane, I practiced crosswind takeoffs. Bad Idea. I almost crashed into the fucking tower.
Oh and I lost my credit card, and had to cancel it today, as well. |
ee what do you fly m8? flying is my passion  |
Just a 152, don't have the money for anything more. |
You own a plane man? Awesome 
Whats a 152? Link for a pic and some specs maybe? I dont know much about planes, i know a lil about military aircraft tho  |
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 19:32 Post subject: |
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He doens't own a plane.
He's practising to become a pilot. I bet he's just a student for now 
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 19:36 Post subject: |
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| skidrow wrote: | He doens't own a plane.
He's practising to become a pilot. I bet he's just a student for now |
Oh...
Well, still, the question remains, whats a 152?  |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 19:37 Post subject: |
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| SoSBigperm wrote: | Heres a story about putting my foot in my mouth.
A good friend of mine recently had a little boy. So hes sending me pictures from his webcam, but he trying to take the picture while holding his new son. Needless to say the kid was in alot of very funny poses, " So i said as a joke, man fix those pictures, your kid looks retarded" . Well six month later i was out with his sister. She starts saying "Isnt that so horable about his son, it must be so hard on them" I say " What do you mean, whats so horable" She said " You didnt know, He has Downs Syndrome" I said nothing. Of all the words i had to use.
Im an ass..LOL |
Damn dude, I suggest a gift and an apology...especially since the kid has down syndrome and u can sometimes visually see the disease, know what i mean? |
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 19:51 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 19:54 Post subject: |
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Wicked! I like those little planes, never been in one tho 
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 02:14 Post subject: |
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| Nailbiter wrote: | | i have one cm after taking speed. and without taking speed 2. do i win? |
This quote reminded me of a not so great moment....I was out "partying" doing meth one night with a few friends and this girl we were with wanted us to "run a train" on her.So we went back to her place started to get down to bizness when I took off my boxers, I forgot the effect Meth can have on your cock,any of you who have done meth/speed know what I'm talking about.Anyway long story short I couldn't get my buddy to come out of his shell due to large amount of meth I had been doing and ended up feeling quite emasculated by the whole ordeal as noone else seemed to have the same problem.Needless to say I've never done meth again after that. |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 02:29 Post subject: |
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| Lod|_Dod| wrote: | | Nailbiter wrote: | | i have one cm after taking speed. and without taking speed 2. do i win? |
This quote reminded me of a not so great moment....I was out "partying" doing meth one night with a few friends and this girl we were with wanted us to "run a train" on her.So we went back to her place started to get down to bizness when I took off my boxers, I forgot the effect Meth can have on your cock,any of you who have done meth/speed know what I'm talking about.Anyway long story short I couldn't get my buddy to come out of his shell due to large amount of meth I had been doing and ended up feeling quite emasculated by the whole ordeal as noone else seemed to have the same problem.Needless to say I've never done meth again after that. |
hahahaha
I know whatcha mean...havent had that happen to me off meth still...meth sucks tho, bad for ya, really bad |
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 16:33 Post subject: |
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yeah, meth is crap. I'd never do it, and don't really know why anyone would. dangerous shit.
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 16:38 Post subject: |
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Ok, not having done any meth (and as this question is going to invetiably come up anyway), wtf does it do to your cock? (Insatiable curiosity)
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 17:17 Post subject: |
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 17:23 Post subject: |
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speed makes me really horny, banzai , dont know bout meth
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 21:51 Post subject: |
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| JeanPerrier wrote: | | speed makes me really horny, banzai , dont know bout meth |
same diff speed/meth...it does make people horny but sometimes it restricts the blood flow and causes severe shrinkage
Methamphetamine is a synthetic stimulant drug which induces a strong feeling of euphoria and is highly addictive. Pure methamphetamine, a colorless crystalline solid or a paste, is sold on the streets as crystal, crystal meth, glass, ice, P or Tina. It is also sold as less pure crystalline powder called crank or speed, or in rock formation termed dope, raw or tweak. It has become one of the world's most significant illicit drugs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_meth |
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nouseforaname
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 22:09 Post subject: |
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btw, this kind of pisses me off ...
| Quote: | | The Bush administration has countered with the scientifically unsupported position that cannabis is a dangerous gateway drug, and so prevention of cannabis use will prevent potential abusers from trying and becoming hooked on "hard" drugs such as meth. |
Fucking dumb fucks.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 22:35 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | btw, this kind of pisses me off ...
| Quote: | | The Bush administration has countered with the scientifically unsupported position that cannabis is a dangerous gateway drug, and so prevention of cannabis use will prevent potential abusers from trying and becoming hooked on "hard" drugs such as meth. |
Fucking dumb fucks. |
Thats so retarded....I know tons of chem heads who have never even smoked weed...smoking a joint and snorting, shooting, eating, pill popping, drinking are competely different thing...friends of mine who smoke weed have only smoked weed (and drank) and havent touched any sort of chems
Personally, I have enjoyed some chem substances...but i didnt do them because I figured, well I smoke weed so yayo,acid, e, shrooms etc must be ok....I did it because I was curious and because ur "not allowed"....when the white collars start realizing it isnt about gateways, but rather about curiosity, then they may come up with a valid arguement....Ganja is safe tho, plain and simple |
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 00:36 Post subject: Stan's house |
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Here's one of my utterly not-so-great moments. It happened about a week ago. Don't ask.
I was hanging with my friends (Stan), we chill a couple of times a week and there's usually beer etc. courtesy of one of my friends (this guy always buys the beer. Sweet dude.) We were at Stan's house drinking, when I'm offered a bottle of 80-proof blueberry schnapps by him. Schnapps is not my favorite drink, nor is blueberry a flavor I even like, but it was hard alcohol and I felt the need to get drunk. I'd already had 24oz of beer but no food, I figured I would be ok though on account of the beer.
Stan invited some girl he knew(not hot, not anyones gf, just to chill.) So I get stone-faced (read: tipsy w/ retarded judgement, typical acc drunk) on about a third of the bottle, and offer the girl to go shot for shot. It must be noted that the girl is about twice my body mass, so it's not like it was an uneven match. Besides, I was drinking shots out of a glass twice as big as hers. Before we know it, 1/2 of the bottle is gone and I'm getting athletic (we were on the 5th or 6th shot.) She calls it quits, so I go into the living room to chill. At this point, I'm too drunk to understand what's my body doing so I don't pay attention to a familiar warmth in my throat. Before I know it, I'm vomiting my guts out. On Stan's carpet. Thankfully, I was able to make it to the bathroom, where I promptly finished my disgusting task. I was then driven all of 3 blocks to my own house, where piss-drunk and disgraced I went to bed.
The next morning I found out what waking up too dizzy to stand felt like. I was no longer buzzed, but GOD, was I hung over. It lasted most of the day... by 8pm I managed to gather myself enough to call Stan and apologize for the night before. He seemed cool with it, everything's cool now.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:04 Post subject: |
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hahaha, acc, ur such am amateur dude
"Liquer before beer, ur in the clear"
"Beer before liquer, never been sicker"...
Thats so true too...thats why when i hit the bar i'll have a few shots, catch a light buzz off the liquer, then start pounding back the beer - I dont like liquer to much, i prefer to suck back 3 or 4 beers in 10-15mins, catch a light buzz, then just chill with beers all nite.
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 12:56 Post subject: |
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Something I did and I'm not really proud of:
We had irritating neighbours(they threw their dirt in our front yard) and one day I just saw one of them throw a chewing-gum in our front yard so I waited until they went inside, took the gum and stuck it in the lock of their door ( never knew what hit 'm )
A few hours later I heard the mom yell at her children so I was listening with her : They were all grounded for a month and she had to buy a new door...
Crazy shit
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 13:16 Post subject: |
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lmao.
a new door
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Dec 2005 15:40 Post subject: |
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Last thursday my GF was here and we were kissing on my bed, stripping eachother and it was clear where it was leading to. Before all that though we were just cuddeling and talking to eachother in bed and listening to music at the same time. Normally when I get down I do it without music I don't like music when I'm doing it I like to hear nature working. But this time we were really in it and I was too lazy to get up and turn the music off and at a point we were both naked so I go down with my hand, you know and omfg.... then the player plays Darren Hayes, that's the lead singer of an old band named Savage Garden, one of his solo songs and omg his rugged voice, it just.... I totally lost my hard on. So I told her that I can't do it I'm not in the mood and it stopped there, god damn she was pissed.
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