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Griffon
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:05    Post subject: DATE ME!
http://www.meetmeinto.com/profile.asp?id=182925

I'd hit it.

P.S. As you can see this sexyjewishboy has no contacts Sad I wonder why...


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:10    Post subject:
HAHAHAHA....awww, I know its mean and all, but shit like that makes me laugh and feel a lil better sometimes....u know when shit is going ur way with the women and u feel all down...well, think of ugly fucks like that and suddenly, u'll feel like a million bucks Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:14    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
HAHAHAHA....awww, I know its mean and all, but shit like that makes me laugh and feel a lil better sometimes....u know when shit is going ur way with the women and u feel all down...well, think of ugly fucks like that and suddenly, u'll feel like a million bucks Laughing

hahahah! Smile
That's why people like to watch Documentaries Neutral


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:15    Post subject:
Griffon wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
HAHAHAHA....awww, I know its mean and all, but shit like that makes me laugh and feel a lil better sometimes....u know when shit is going ur way with the women and u feel all down...well, think of ugly fucks like that and suddenly, u'll feel like a million bucks Laughing

hahahah! Smile
That's why people like to watch Documentaries Neutral


?

Ive never seen a documentary with some crackhead lookin guy like the one in question.


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Griffon
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:30    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Griffon wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
HAHAHAHA....awww, I know its mean and all, but shit like that makes me laugh and feel a lil better sometimes....u know when shit is going ur way with the women and u feel all down...well, think of ugly fucks like that and suddenly, u'll feel like a million bucks Laughing

hahahah! Smile
That's why people like to watch Documentaries Neutral


?

Ive never seen a documentary with some crackhead lookin guy like the one in question.

No no, I mean, documentaries show about a life's person. Most of the times they show his acomplishments and / or problems Smile
When they show his problems you feel better about yourself because you compare your life to his... Smile
But when it comes to accomplishments you turn off Very Happy


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:45    Post subject:
lol ... has to be a joke Very Happy

he's got a face only a mother could love -- and that's a stretch! Very Happy


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Griffon
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:49    Post subject:
Put spoilers on that Neutral


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:51    Post subject:
why? he's teh sexsi ... (as someone else would put it Razz)


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:52    Post subject:
hahaha...I dont think a mother could love that face....I'd be horrified if i popped something like that outta my snatch....Laughing

Like fuck, giving birth to a gremlin lookin thing isnt something to brag about...Laughing


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Griffon
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:55    Post subject:
He looks like a Serial Killer...


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:56    Post subject:


I'd rather do the first dude Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:57    Post subject:
HAHAHAHAHAHA Laughing Laughing Laughing

Man....there goes my beeforoni...Sad...im not hungry anymore Sad


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Griffon
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 02:58    Post subject:
FUCK YOU MAN, I was drinking Cola... FUCK.... BAN HIM!

P.S. Looks like Down Syndrome to me... or Chernobyl's work...


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 03:01    Post subject:
HAHAHA

No seriously tho, I was eating beeforoni...the voyeur thread was kinda grossing me out (hairy nips are fuckin just YUCK!) then I came into this thread and decided it would be better to put the beeforoni away...seriously, some ugly ass guys, enough to make my stomach turn...Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 03:15    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
HAHAHA

No seriously tho, I was eating beeforoni...the voyeur thread was kinda grossing me out (hairy nips are fuckin just YUCK!) then I came into this thread and decided it would be better to put the beeforoni away...seriously, some ugly ass guys, enough to make my stomach turn...Sad

I know how you feel man! Wink


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 03:28    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHA Laughing Laughing Laughing

Man....there goes my beeforoni...Sad...im not hungry anymore Sad


lol ... are you eating Chef Boyardee?


I hope you've at least learned to cook in your 28 or so years Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 03:35    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHA Laughing Laughing Laughing

Man....there goes my beeforoni...Sad...im not hungry anymore Sad


lol ... are you eating Chef Boyardee?


I hope you've at least learned to cook in your 28 or so years Razz


hahaha fuck you Razz

Actually, naw I cant cook...when i moved out, i moved in with my exwife, she cooked...I can, however, cook a real good steak, but thats it Very Happy Well, I can make breakfast and shit too, but when it comes to like roast beef or something, nope Smile And fuck, im way to lazy to cook something like that for myself...come to think of it, I havent had a good homecooked meal in a long time...Sad bastard, now im sad Sad Wink

and hey, Chef Boyardee kicks fuckin ass!!! Very Happy
I eat Beeforoni ATLEAST once a day...well, garlic beeforoni...I love garlic, and I dont mind brushing my teeth 3 or 4 times a day, so its all good Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 04:02    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:


I'd rather do the first dude Razz


man you guys are cruel...man nouseforaname that first pic is a horror show...I might not sleep without the lights turn off now thanks Shocked Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 04:29    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
lol ... has to be a joke Very Happy

he's got a face only a mother could love -- and that's a stretch! Very Happy


Looks like a young Steven Hawkins, back in the day when you could still see the sparkle in his braces.

You have to wonder though, how in all our wars we've senslessly wasted hundreds of millions of normal, healthy and good looking people, and yet these get to live. I guess its gods idea of good humor.


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 07:28    Post subject:
And he's a bum, how fabulous!


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 08:25    Post subject:
I think he likes to eat punani. ;x

sexyjewishboy wrote:
I am a good guy 2 date cuz i love gurls but i want a gurl 2 make out with cuz i have never done dat b4 nd i want 2 experiance dat once in my life and i wish i can have a gurl 2 bang all nite wen im done reading my bed time story nd saying my prayers.


Sad sad story... any girl-like volunteer in here to help this "single and looking" guy out? Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 11:17    Post subject:
Jorn wrote:
I think he likes to eat punani. ;x

sexyjewishboy wrote:
I am a good guy 2 date cuz i love gurls but i want a gurl 2 make out with cuz i have never done dat b4 nd i want 2 experiance dat once in my life and i wish i can have a gurl 2 bang all nite wen im done reading my bed time story nd saying my prayers.


Sad sad story... any girl-like volunteer in here to help this "single and looking" guy out? Razz


Wow....thats sad...."i want a girl to bang all nite after i read my bedtime story and say my prayers"........this guy must be jokin, it cant be real...has anyone talked to him? is he for real?

Fuck, he should invest some money into a few hookers and become a reg...only way he's gunna get laid i'd say...unless they're is some fucked up chick out there that thinks hes goodlooking....*shudders* damn, that'd be some scary ass sex...Neutral


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 14:05    Post subject:
or somebody could make an account and use that picture . hahaha, no wait that looking to far sorry


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drakgon




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 14:33    Post subject:
nope definatly a joke.... coz the guy claims to be religious by claiming that he prays every night.... yet i know that there is a jewish law that doesnt allow jewish guys to kiss or screw a women b4 marriage.... therefore this sexy jewish guy is just a antisemitic hoax. tttttddddaaaa

also cause i am 100 percent sure i saw the guy in a bbc show about ugly ppl and what they gotta go through.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 14:41    Post subject:
First of all, don't be cruel to cripples, and also note that the peaeage is totally fake.


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 15:07    Post subject:
is he crippled?


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Griffon
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 20:10    Post subject:
drakgon wrote:
nope definatly a joke.... coz the guy claims to be religious by claiming that he prays every night.... yet i know that there is a jewish law that doesnt allow jewish guys to kiss or screw a women b4 marriage.... therefore this sexy jewish guy is just a antisemitic hoax. tttttddddaaaa

also cause i am 100 percent sure i saw the guy in a bbc show about ugly ppl and what they gotta go through.

Bullcrap, you're talking outa your ass man.
There are believers and there are Orthodox.
I know loads of people who pray but don't follow their religion rules Wink

So it can actually be him Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 20:47    Post subject:
read the second part of my explanation... the first was ... speculative...
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