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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Dec 2014 19:11    Post subject:
i am just reading this while sitting on my toilet constipated, holy shit. literally.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Dec 2014 22:32    Post subject:
Got back home and i'm constipated again. Trying some oil crap, if that doesn't work i'll just have to take laxative :/ DO NOT want to do that crap again. I shat for 2 days.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Dec 2014 22:34    Post subject:
PickupArtist wrote:
check for added sugars in your food, did u know a supermarket bread contains up to 50% sugar, thats like your bread is covered in chocklate before u even put anything on it, its disgusting busines practice, they filling their pockets on your health and politics dont give a fuck , your kids are becomign sugar junkies even if u pretend well


While your shitting trick worked surprisingly well, i'm not going full diet nazi. I'll try eating more stuff which i know contains fiber, and go from there.
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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Dec 2014 23:40    Post subject:
well its the food industry nazis taking your money and your health , might aswel hand em all your money already Smile

2 weeks without added sugar and u will taste things u never tasted before, sleep better and have more energy, those 2 weeks will be hell, like a real drug junkie kicking off with headaches and huge cravings, cause u been spoonfed this crap drug since u was a kid by mommie who didnt know better her joghurt drinks and fruit juices where just liquid sugar ...
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frogster




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 07:13    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
PickupArtist wrote:
check for added sugars in your food, did u know a supermarket bread contains up to 50% sugar, thats like your bread is covered in chocklate before u even put anything on it, its disgusting busines practice, they filling their pockets on your health and politics dont give a fuck , your kids are becomign sugar junkies even if u pretend well


While your shitting trick worked surprisingly well, i'm not going full diet nazi. I'll try eating more stuff which i know contains fiber, and go from there.


just eat regurarly some selfmade yogurt. and yeah, what pickupartist said, clean up a bit your food habbits. no extra sugar, salt, tons of coke and so.
for constipation personally i use i use smoked prunes. ( http://www.rri.ro/en_gb/smoked_prunes-2523743 ) half of kilo of those and i'm good.
if you are going to try yogurt regularly, i recomand you to get a starting culture. tested many, and went with caspian. ( http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_odkw=matsonni&_from=R40%7CR40%7CR40&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2045573.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xmatsoni&_nkw=matsoni&_sacat=0 )
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 08:33    Post subject:
Buying Biola later. Some sour milk thing which is good for the system. And i might change some habbits, but not until after christmas and new years.
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frogster




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 08:37    Post subject:
dont know how is in your country, but in mine any milk products which comes out from a factory is fucked. (bio load is destroyed, no matter how much they advertise that is not.). thats why i said self made Smile. not because the factory is bad, is because they need to obey some dumbass regulation even for bio food.
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 08:38    Post subject:
the guys are right, added sugars are evil.
i used to put sugar in my tea for ages, stopped doing that a while ago and the tea has so much more flavour.
once you get the sugar addiction out of your system, food and beverages will taste better.
you will also get constipated and tired less.
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 13:51    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Buying Biola later. Some sour milk thing which is good for the system. And i might change some habbits, but not until after christmas and new years.


^^ you need to start now not later when you think its all good to, your body is obviously telling you something so don't ignore it putting it off till another day. Think of the trouble and annoyance this will cause you if you carry on your habits and ruin xmas period for yourself?
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 13:57    Post subject:
There's really no disussion here. I'll do this AFTER christmas. I know i should do it now, but as they say, fuck it.
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 14:28    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
There's really no disussion here. I'll do this AFTER christmas. I know i should do it now, but as they say, fuck it.


Are You Serious Are You Serious Are You Serious

You might as well say fuck it to your body... wtf man. Take care of yourself instead of postponing because of the holidays.



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 14:58    Post subject:
do some research on this biola my friend, there is no scientific proof that stuff works, mostly a marketing hoax, save your money and spend it on kilos of apples n bananas n fruits, those will make u better, something out of a factory will not.

any processed food these days is fucked, stick to foods u make urself and know what is in it or are not processed

u will figure it out, its only logic, once someone can change food to make profit out of it, your health goes out the window, all they are about is making easy money adding a shitton of sugar n salt

fuck man they adding rotten meat or even removing the DNA of meat so they can feed u crap they arent even allowed to feed animals and getting away with it cause if the meat doesnt have dna, u can just use it as filler, like they cut cocain and dillute it. food industry is the biggest killer , even bigger then tobacco . They dont give a fuck about u
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frogster




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 15:11    Post subject:
PickupArtist wrote:
do some research on this biola my friend, there is no scientific proof that stuff works, mostly a marketing hoax, save your money and spend it on kilos of apples n bananas n fruits, those will make u better, something out of a factory will not.



if he eat bad stuff, "normal" bananas only constipated it more, so i would not eat any bananas in his place, not until he sorted his food problems. a lot of people eat unriped ones, which sucks.
or at least eat ripe bananas.
one which have a lot of brown spots and are a bit soft, and are usual at 50% price cut Smile. no, they are not bad at that stage, they are riped.
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 17:39    Post subject:
Yuri wrote:
Stormwolf wrote:
There's really no disussion here. I'll do this AFTER christmas. I know i should do it now, but as they say, fuck it.


Are You Serious Are You Serious Are You Serious

You might as well say fuck it to your body... wtf man. Take care of yourself instead of postponing because of the holidays.


+1
and he deserves a slap as well.
/me slaps Stormwolf around a bit with a constipated trout!


Made in China is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Dec 2014 18:04    Post subject:
I mean, i will take precautions, and watch what i eat, but i won't be a diet nazi until after new years. This biola stuff they even gave me at the hospital for the very reason i want to drink it here.

Sour milk with the taste of raspberry.

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frogster




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2014 10:24    Post subject:
1' buy fresh milk. (not uht crap).
2' let the milk stay in a large pot for 2-3-4 days, depends on room temperature. (bonus, add a started culture, hell, you can even use some nonflavored biola for starter.)
3' buy frozen raspberry/strawberry/forest fruits/ whatever.
4' mix the sour milk with frozen fruits in a blender. (keep about 10% of the sour milk in the fridge to be added to the next batch, will get the fermentation going faster). put the rest in the fridge, to drink until next batch is done.
5' profit. healthy drink with 2 ingredients, not with 10, 90% of them being crap which have no place in food.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Dec 2014 22:39    Post subject:
Hmm.. Seems like the same thing that happened to the patient besides me has happened to me. One of those bags has burst, i think. Some yellow white goo comes out. I heard that if a infected bag bursts it might spread the infection to other organs. This worries me a bit. Is it worth notifying the doc about? I'm on antibiotics at the moment though, so that might keep any infection at bay.

Constipation still on high gear with some new major pains each time i use laxative. Razor sharp pains which stop me in my track. Can't do anything but stand perfectly still the second or two they last. Doc said there's really nothing he can do until some deep cavern exploration trip they have planned for next month. Ohh this will indeed suck!
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Dec 2014 22:43    Post subject:
YES. If a bag has burst then you don't just keep it to yourself, TELL SOMEONE, dummy!
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Dec 2014 22:57    Post subject:
Yeah, i'll have to. Took one look at google images for "diverculitis abscess" and it looks identical. Might need draining. Shit, cunt fuck. I don't need this shit near Christmas eve. Pardon my french :/
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Dec 2014 23:44    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
I heard that if a infected bag bursts it might spread the infection to other organs.


It's called sepsis and it's a life threatening condition. Don't play games with something like that. Just call the fucking doc. Confused


Made in China is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Dec 2014 23:47    Post subject:
Somehow i feel like an old man in my late 30's Laughing
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MisterBear




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Dec 2014 00:04    Post subject:
I eat 1x150g yogurt, 2 kiwi fruits and like 50g of almonds eveyday and i can say that after adding that little amount of almonds to my diet, i have yet to feel constipated. The natural oil from them just works too good. And if you really need to go and laxatives don't seem to help, then there are little wax candles or smth like that that go in from backside Very Happy and trust me, that shit works like with 10-20min. I have had 'pleasure' to try it out at hospital.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Dec 2014 20:33    Post subject:
What was this amazing tech where they prick your finger and test your blood. Doesn't sound like a common glucose test. I need to know if my job is coming to an end! Haha!
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Dec 2014 22:27    Post subject:
omg pistol's alive! Very Happy


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2014 04:24    Post subject:
StrEagle wrote:
omg pistol's alive! Very Happy


Yes. Couple of days off and Facebook is boring. Getting sick of stupid people sheep falling for such obvious scams.

Now I'm going for a night walk. Laughing
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Dec 2014 12:27    Post subject:
Pistol gets a little... um... perturbed by idiots falling for like/click/share scams Very Happy Bunch of morons, seriously.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2014 14:13    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
What was this amazing tech where they prick your finger and test your blood. Doesn't sound like a common glucose test. I need to know if my job is coming to an end! Haha!


Have no clue about the techicalities of the test tbh. I just know the doc dug through my arse, and said everything is ok, and asked me to go to the lab and take a blood test to be sure about everything. She pricked one of my fingers and asked me to sit down and wait for about took 10 minutes. After that they knew i had an infection. They probably didn't know exactly where, but guessed because of my symptoms.
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2014 16:16    Post subject:
so why did they prick your finger?


Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2014 18:29    Post subject:
Probably to check if i had an infection?
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Dec 2014 00:08    Post subject:
Maybe a hematology panel, I've heard of that being done by a finger poke but not here. We draw blood then do a smear from that. That can give some info on infections by you white blood cell count. Maybe from that smear they can see stomach bacteria? I would Imagine that would be done in a hospital because that equipment is too expensive elsewhere and Usually takes longer than 10 mins. If it was for a blood infection that would be 2 pokes on each arm and they would culture the blood in big bottles for a couple of days....

Ask them if you can, what they tested with that finger poke. Tell them you know a phlebotomist in Canada who wants to know.
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