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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Dec 2014 00:19    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Pistol gets a little... um... perturbed by idiots falling for like/click/share scams Very Happy Bunch of morons, seriously.


It's so fucking transparent, they just like and share this shit to prove to the rest of the world they are good people. And it's a stupid way to make them feel better about themselves when all their doing is increasing the money value of some annoying spammer ad-targeting Facebook page.

...then you tell them ---and they keep doing it anyway.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Dec 2014 00:28    Post subject:
Yup, I hate that shit so much. People keep falling for it all the damned time.

"My mummy said that if I get 1,000,000 likes then I'll get a new kidney"
"Her dad saw the video she made! You WON'T BELIEVE what happened next! Click here to watch the video!"
"To all my friends on my friends list, this van with this registration number has been stealing chickens from people's barns so they can fight in illegal tournaments! SHARE AND LIKE THIS PHOTO! FIND THE SCUMBAG!"
"We at Apple have got TWO HUNDRED iPhone 6 Pluses to give away! The boxes have been opened so we're not legally allowed to sell them, share this photo for a chance to win!"

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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 19:02    Post subject:
Yikes! I knew this was coming, but holy shit it's dreadful to get the letter anyway. Colonoscopy in 7 days
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 20:11    Post subject:
choo choo!
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konkol84




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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 21:08    Post subject:
say hello to mister camera Very Happy

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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 21:34    Post subject:
don't worry, you won't become gay from 1-st time Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 21:57    Post subject:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 21:58    Post subject:
Best of luck Stormwolf, I've been there/done that some years ago because of an inflammation (thankfully nothing serious, but it had to be checked). Needless to say, it sucks. There isn't a better way to put it Razz Laughing

But look on the bright side, once you experience it, your life here will get easier, if you know what I mean xD
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 23:18    Post subject:
I don't know why people think fucking in the ass is anything like colonoscopy? I haven't had colonoscopy, but I've had anal sex, and after you relax (and in the colonoscopy they give you all sorts of medication, and can even put you under) it's smooth sailing. Plus colonoscopy hurts because it goes all the way along your colon, a dick (average) goes less then 15cm in, and even if you would go with someone who has 20+cm dick (and I sure as hell wouldn't let that near my ass xD), it won't go all the way inside your colon, just the last part of it.


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 23:20    Post subject:
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 23:54    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Best of luck Stormwolf, I've been there/done that some years ago because of an inflammation (thankfully nothing serious, but it had to be checked). Needless to say, it sucks. There isn't a better way to put it Razz Laughing

But look on the bright side, once you experience it, your life here will get easier, if you know what I mean xD


Thanks! I've had stuff shoved up my ass by doctors before and their fingers multiple times. I'm a difficult patient in that area i'm afraid SadLaughing

And i won't go under with medication. I heard you can watch when they do it on the screen, and i want to do that Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 23:57    Post subject:
Always useful to have an anal expert around to set the record straight. Mr. Green
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Mr.Tinkles




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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Feb 2015 23:58    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Yup, I hate that shit so much. People keep falling for it all the damned time.

"My mummy said that if I get 1,000,000 likes then I'll get a new kidney"
"Her dad saw the video she made! You WON'T BELIEVE what happened next! Click here to watch the video!"
"To all my friends on my friends list, this van with this registration number has been stealing chickens from people's barns so they can fight in illegal tournaments! SHARE AND LIKE THIS PHOTO! FIND THE SCUMBAG!"
"We at Apple have got TWO HUNDRED iPhone 6 Pluses to give away! The boxes have been opened so we're not legally allowed to sell them, share this photo for a chance to win!"




My favorite one is still something about samsung giving away free ipads if you take a survey or something like that. Very Happy


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Paintface




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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2015 13:13    Post subject:
colonoscopy itself isnt too bad at all , cause you get sedated. the day before and the morning itself you ll be drinking 5 liters of horrible fluid and going to the toilet every 15 mins....
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2015 14:07    Post subject:
It might be agonizing, this is different from person to person. Just hope it won't be too bad in my case Razz
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Feb 2015 14:57    Post subject:
Paintface wrote:
colonoscopy itself isnt too bad at all , cause you get sedated. the day before and the morning itself you ll be drinking 5 liters of horrible fluid and going to the toilet every 15 mins....


Meh, not everyone is lucky to do it under sedatives, like me. I was scared shitless. Sad But yea, the preparation part is worse than the procedure itself. The goal is to clean your bowels till pure water begins to come out from down there.

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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Feb 2015 16:47    Post subject:
Well, it went pretty well considering. Well, i needed lots of painkillers because of the infection created a narrow path which was excruciating when he tried to pass through.

Now however i'm shitting buckets of blood I did call the doc, but he said it was probably the polypus that was removed during the procedure, but holy shit it's a lot of blood every time. It's worrying to say the least Razz I'll just see during the weekend if it lets up and if not i'm going to get it checked out.
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Feb 2015 18:49    Post subject:
Why they didn't hold you in the hospital at least one day for observation? Scratch Head


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Feb 2015 18:54    Post subject:
as far as i know you're only being held until the effects of the drugs they give you wear off.
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Feb 2015 19:03    Post subject:
Well, you said you bleed a lot. I think that's a good reason to stay in hospital. Dunno.


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Feb 2015 19:12    Post subject:
I bleed a lot now. 2 days after. I forgot to mention that.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Feb 2015 18:14    Post subject:
Go to the hospital. Why are you still posting here?


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Feb 2015 18:27    Post subject:
Why is he still alive?

Anyway, ask your doctor Smile
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Feb 2015 19:12    Post subject:
Wasn't so bad the one time i shat today. Guessing it might just be as the doc said that the turd removed the crust on the polyp when it passed through, and it's on the way to get better.
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Feb 2015 20:03    Post subject:
The mental images
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Sat, 14th Feb 2015 20:21    Post subject:
pics or it didn't happen! Laughing


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Jul 2016 23:18    Post subject:
So this has started acting up again. Pain, small amounts of blood and can barely take a shit, and what comes out is small snake formed turds Sad Hopefully I don't have to be hospitalized this time around.
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HIz




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jul 2016 00:00    Post subject:
let me guess, you haven't eaten healthy ? Laughing


Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Reaction
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jul 2016 01:29    Post subject:
That is entirely correct Laughing but only the last few weeks
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Jul 2016 02:17    Post subject:
Mind Is Full Of Fuck

Then you have no right to complain about anal bleeding and micro poops. Cool Face


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