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 Posted: Thu, 24th Nov 2005 17:17 Post subject: Chlamydia |
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MAn they did chlamydia tests at college today and I wasn't thinking about it all this week but just b4 I did it I started worrying. Thinking about all the times ive gone in without a hat and the girls id done over the past year without actually knowing who they'd been with before. I'm confident I don't have anything and it's easily fixed but ive got to wait 10-14 days to get the reults and it sucks ass. I dont know what i'd do if I was awaitin HIV / cancer results. I'd prolly drink myself to death.
Still it was an experience and i'd rather know now and get it fixed if there's owt wrong.... I just need find out which girls legs I need break 
o and another thing. they were givin out free 'goody bags' and stuff... got shitty 'definition' johnnys. As well as lube and key rings pens etc.
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| Posted: Thu, 24th Nov 2005 17:35 Post subject: |
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Yea I know but they mind fuck you. 1 in 10 people have it. and there are no symptoms. I wasnt botherd but about 30mins b4 I did it it sent my head west.
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| Posted: Thu, 24th Nov 2005 17:49 Post subject: |
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I can´t even remember what the symptoms for that shit are...
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| Posted: Thu, 24th Nov 2005 18:05 Post subject: |
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Good luck man. Is it treatable?
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| Posted: Thu, 24th Nov 2005 18:29 Post subject: |
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| Praetori wrote: | | Good luck man. Is it treatable? |
No you die within 24 hours !
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| Posted: Thu, 24th Nov 2005 18:57 Post subject: |
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Look, a horsie!
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| Posted: Thu, 24th Nov 2005 19:09 Post subject: |
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Yes its treatable with about 4 anti-biotics. It causes infertility, but more severely in women. There are no real symptoms but sometimes there are 'white clouds' when you piss but usually it's unnoticeable.
I'm still 99.99% sure I dont have it but it's freaky. I gave my balls a really good once over too, better than I normally do. This kinda shit freaks me out.
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| Posted: Thu, 24th Nov 2005 19:12 Post subject: |
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| fisk wrote: | | Look, a horsie! |
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Nov 2005 00:03 Post subject: |
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dude stop looking at my dick.
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Nov 2005 00:10 Post subject: |
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Mutantius is just jealous man, read GodlikeZ* sig. for more info.
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Nov 2005 03:11 Post subject: |
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So now that you've got this experience, have you learnt a lesson to always use safe sex so you have nothing to worry about? You don't sound like you want to go through this experience again soon.
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Nov 2005 04:38 Post subject: |
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no i think he means the penis contest 
And yes i'm sure its not through cyber  and im not sure. I'm certainly more paranoid and will get myself checked out regularly now since sometimes it's unavoidable.
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Nov 2005 06:29 Post subject: |
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| fisk wrote: | | Mutantius is just jealous man, read GodlikeZ* sig. for more info. |
Defining Fisk.
Richard H. Fisk nasceu em Tunbridge, Estado de Vermont, nos Estados Unidos da América e aos 12 anos mudou-se para o Estado de New York. Graduou-se em lnternational Relations e obteve o diploma Master of Arts pela School of Advanced International Studies, Johns Hopkins University, em Washington, D.C. Em 1950, Mr. Fisk pretendia apenas visitar o Brasil, mas encantou-se com o país e seu povo e nunca mais voltou a morar nos EUA.
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| Posted: Fri, 25th Nov 2005 07:32 Post subject: |
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| Mutantius wrote: | | fisk wrote: | | Mutantius is just jealous man, read GodlikeZ* sig. for more info. |
Defining Fisk.
Richard H. Fisk nasceu em Tunbridge, Estado de Vermont, nos Estados Unidos da América e aos 12 anos mudou-se para o Estado de New York. Graduou-se em lnternational Relations e obteve o diploma Master of Arts pela School of Advanced International Studies, Johns Hopkins University, em Washington, D.C. Em 1950, Mr. Fisk pretendia apenas visitar o Brasil, mas encantou-se com o país e seu povo e nunca mais voltou a morar nos EUA.
or a creature which swims around the ocean, like: " A Shark is a fisk" |
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| Posted: Mon, 28th Nov 2005 23:42 Post subject: |
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Jesus christ ppl, you sound like it was fuckking aids and shit!
I have had chlamydia twice and its treatable in 7 days, you just go and take the test wich is basicly geting a q-tip showed up your dick and then they look at it in a microscope. if you have it you get antibiotics and in about a weeks time your fine, It is not a virus infection it is a bacterial infection! Last time i had it i just orderd some vibracina over the net and it took care of business without me having to show up in some chlam-register:-)
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| Posted: Mon, 28th Nov 2005 23:50 Post subject: |
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| ollax wrote: | Jesus christ ppl, you sound like it was fuckking aids and shit!
I have had chlamydia twice and its treatable in 7 days, you just go and take the test wich is basicly geting a q-tip showed up your dick and then they look at it in a microscope. if you have it you get antibiotics and in about a weeks time your fine, It is not a virus infection it is a bacterial infection! Last time i had it i just orderd some vibracina over the net and it took care of business without me having to show up in some chlam-register:-) |
jesus fuckin christ...a q-tip?!!! with the fuzz and everything? No big deal? guy, thats a fuckin HUGE deal...they'd have to knock me out for that shit to go on...seriously, a fuckin q-tip?! fuck that....i'd say fuck it and just give me the antibiotics
Man, the irritation and uncomfort would fuckin kill me...
Seriously, thats the type of shit that would make me cry...and I havent cried in fuck...a long time, from pain anyway |
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| Posted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 01:05 Post subject: |
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We pissed into a pot
neway its not the fact that its chlamydia. I'm thankful its NOLY for that. If it was for aids or cancer i'd be worried sick. Since ive took it it feels a lot longer than 5 days!
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| Posted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 01:11 Post subject: |
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| ollax wrote: | Jesus christ ppl, you sound like it was fuckking aids and shit!
I have had chlamydia twice and its treatable in 7 days, you just go and take the test wich is basicly geting a q-tip showed up your dick and then they look at it in a microscope. if you have it you get antibiotics and in about a weeks time your fine, It is not a virus infection it is a bacterial infection! Last time i had it i just orderd some vibracina over the net and it took care of business without me having to show up in some chlam-register:-) |
Only twice? I'll be the one laughing at your funeral when you die of AIDS. If you have been infected with chlamydia twice in your life, then the odds that you could also at this very moment be HIV positive are very high.
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| Posted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 02:10 Post subject: |
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not really the chances of contracting chlamydia twice aren't any different to the first time.
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| Posted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 03:42 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | not really the chances of contracting chlamydia twice aren't any different to the first time. |
If you've got a IQ over 70 they are. I know i'd be more careful after the first time.
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| Posted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 04:05 Post subject: |
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| Zeo wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: |
jesus fuckin christ...a q-tip?!!! with the fuzz and everything? No big deal? guy, thats a fuckin HUGE deal...they'd have to knock me out for that shit to go on...seriously, a fuckin q-tip?! fuck that....i'd say fuck it and just give me the antibiotics
Man, the irritation and uncomfort would fuckin kill me...
Seriously, thats the type of shit that would make me cry...and I havent cried in fuck...a long time, from pain anyway |
LOL, this made me laugh.. becuase its probably what every guy thinks.
but I also got it once and indee its no big deal. It can cause impotense if left for a very very long time untreated.. Other than that there is nothing to worry about. |
I dunno man....still. I dont fuck with my eyes and i dont fuck with my nuts/cock...seriously, those are like the most important things on ur body...
Shit makes me shiver when i think about it....a fuckin q-tip.... |
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| Posted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 10:47 Post subject: |
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| Mchart wrote: | | ollax wrote: | Jesus christ ppl, you sound like it was fuckking aids and shit!
I have had chlamydia twice and its treatable in 7 days, you just go and take the test wich is basicly geting a q-tip showed up your dick and then they look at it in a microscope. if you have it you get antibiotics and in about a weeks time your fine, It is not a virus infection it is a bacterial infection! Last time i had it i just orderd some vibracina over the net and it took care of business without me having to show up in some chlam-register:-) |
Only twice? I'll be the one laughing at your funeral when you die of AIDS. If you have been infected with chlamydia twice in your life, then the odds that you could also at this very moment be HIV positive are very high. |
When you start having sex you wll also be exposed to chlamydia! And no i dont have HIV (tested). I have been sexually active for 18 years now so two cases of clam is nothing!
You'll know this when you become sexually active!
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| Posted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 11:00 Post subject: |
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LOL, Chlamydia twice... depends on what you shove your pipewrench into. If you sleep with sleazy skanks, then sure!
Fuck man, I didn't know you were -that- desperate. Do you really sleep with everything you see?
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| Posted: Tue, 29th Nov 2005 11:16 Post subject: |
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| fisk wrote: | LOL, Chlamydia twice... depends on what you shove your pipewrench into. If you sleep with sleazy skanks, then sure!
Fuck man, I didn't know you were -that- desperate. Do you really sleep with everything you see? |
Speaking like a true virgin, do you think that only skanks get chlamydia or what?
Come back to me when you have had sex with a girl, you'r right hand doesent relly constitute sex!
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