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OrignalSpaceJockey




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 18:32    Post subject: Home Alone
FINALLY Home alone!

Beer - check (the fridge is FULL of beer)
Rum - check
Whiskey - check
Movies - check
Music - check

Home alone for the first time since like forever. The wife and my two daughters (6 and 2) went to my wifes father who lives 500km away.

Im gonna enjoy this weekend! (Hopefully I'll survive)
Everyone! Smile
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couleur
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 18:33    Post subject:

"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 18:50    Post subject:
Cheers mate and do survive, my guess your daughters need a father after this weekend as well. Smile

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OrignalSpaceJockey




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 19:00    Post subject:
Haha so true Very Happy I'm taking it easy.. Cool Face
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 19:11    Post subject: Re: Home Alone
OrignalSpaceJockey wrote:
FINALLY Home alone!

Beer - check (the fridge is FULL of beer)
Fap - check
Rum - check
Fap - check
Whiskey - check
Fap - check
Movies - check
Fap - check
Music - check
Fap - check

Home alone for the first time since like forever. The wife and my two daughters (6 and 2) went to my wifes father who lives 500km away.

Im gonna enjoy this weekend! (Hopefully I'll survive)
Everyone! Smile
Fixed Very Happy

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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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OrignalSpaceJockey




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 19:13    Post subject:
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couleur
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 19:16    Post subject:
happy fapping time indeed!

"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 19:21    Post subject:
can confirm the routine!
Have a good time and watch out for Harry and Marv Very Happy
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OrignalSpaceJockey




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 20:13    Post subject:
The fap is real!
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HubU
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 20:17    Post subject:
OrignalSpaceJockey wrote:
The fap is real!

Screens pls

protip: mix the whiskey, the rum and the beer in a mug. Drink the result in one go.
Put the mug down thinking "I did it because I could, and it feels great".

Enjoy man, you deserve it! Razz

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
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OrignalSpaceJockey




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 20:22    Post subject:
@HubU Haha Very Happy . Actually, Im installing my new projector and speakers in the attic while listening to loud music and drinking beer. The rum/whiskey-stuff will have to come later... much much later.. like in 2-3 hours...

I will try that @HubU Very Happy

Fuck it,, where's the rum!!!???++
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Janz




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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 20:36    Post subject:
cmon dude, in 2 hours you will be sleeping like a baby. tomorrow you will do nothing too and go happily to bed at 9pm Wink

and tbh, thats not a bad way to spend a weekend Smile
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 20:55    Post subject:
*Giggle* It always starts out with big plans like: Ooooh I'm so going to game all weekend or play my loud untze untze untze music from Belgium, do whatever the fuck I want... to end up just sleeping long and missing her after a day because the apartment feels so empty.

The most rebellious thing usually ends up being: cleaning and dishing is suspended until the last hours of freedom Razz

Might be different if it didn't happen often, every few months she has to go to a conference or a course and that's usually at least two days so. Smile
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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Feb 2016 02:59    Post subject:
Never get married, then you can have the good life every week Wink Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Feb 2016 03:41    Post subject:
scaramonga wrote:
Never get married, then you can have the good life every week Wink Very Happy



"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
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OrignalSpaceJockey




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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Feb 2016 09:24    Post subject:
scaramonga wrote:
Never get married, then you can have the good life every week Wink Very Happy


TRUTH!
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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Feb 2016 03:48    Post subject:
When she gets back, tell her she is now going to play by 'YOUR' rules (after having such a nice time when she was gone).

She will flip, go crazy etc (the woman thing, yada yada bullcrap).

You now have 2 choices.

1. Strangle her and dispose of body (not easy to get away with these days, DNA and all).

2. Sleep at the mother-in-laws.

Laughing
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couleur
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PostPosted: Sun, 28th Feb 2016 09:44    Post subject:
Laughing

"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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