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chiv
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london has fallen
a film which had some neat action sequences, but as a whole the film felt very.. unspecial.. unsatisfying.. unmemorable.. very by-the-numbers sequel.. and the rah rah america iz save teh wurld shit grated like no other, but i suppose it was a very cheesy movie anyway so i guess we can let it slide.
no where near as good as the first film (which i quite enjoyed)
also i enjoyed watching the french and german leaders die. that was a highlight.
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kill command, on the other hand, was a surprisingly enjoyable movie! Amazing visuals for a low budget brit film, decent acting, generic but interestingly told story, with decent action sequences... plus its kinda my fav genre (scifi with an isolated group of people dying  ), so all in all i thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Waargh
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| Waargh wrote: | | h0rnyfavn wrote: | The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
7.5/10
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Awesome movie indeed. Couple of best moments:
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So what you find most hilarious are
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Waargh
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Jun 2016 13:25 Post subject: |
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| Ankh wrote: | | Waargh wrote: | | h0rnyfavn wrote: | The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
7.5/10
When I was watching some scenes I was like wtf.. |
Awesome movie indeed. Couple of best moments:
NSFW!
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So what you find most hilarious are
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Nah, all the chav stuff (family & pub) in the beginning was actually the best, but I just love when moviemakers got to extremes (Movie 46, hotel room scene in Borat etc)
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chiv
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Jun 2016 13:50 Post subject: |
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so basically the lower they aim, and the more childish and gutter-level they are, the cooler the movie is for you?
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Waargh
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Jun 2016 16:35 Post subject: |
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I think one of the best scenes was the one with them elephants. I have to say it was pretty original
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VonMisk
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Urge - don't bother
sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Jun 2016 20:06 Post subject: |
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The Brothers Grimsby - 5/10
cheapest and most vulgar humor in one place, writing and acting is soo bad. The ball sucking and elephant cuming maybe a bit too much.
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Kill Bill 1 - 10/10 Somehow forgot how much I love this movie. Or maybe I just liked it more this time around.
Drag Me To Hell - 6.5/10
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X-Men: Apocalypse - 4/10
Hard to believe the only X-Men film that was planned in advance (it was announced before DoFP was even released) is one of the poorest.
The weak writing, the bizarre editing, the cheap effects, the flat characters that do nothing, the severe lack of noteworthy fights but in the final act, which is much better presented in the trailer anyway.. So many wrong choices and bad decisions.. What the hell.
With better editing to trim bad moments, I could see this being a 5/10 maybe, but higher than that... I don't think so.
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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ixigia
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Haha, sounds like my troubled X-journey will stop at the previous one (which I didn't like that much - as opposed to First Class which I found surprisingly decent despite my so-so relationship with the genre). Wouldn't want to replicate another Ultron scenario where after 15 minutes I had already shift-deleted everything xD
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Eddie the Eagle - 6.5/10
sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
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Can't stand Sacha Baron Cohen, all his movies = wear costume, talk stupid, film dicks and farts, profit $$$. There's just nothing else to them, it makes Adam Sandler movies look good.
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chiv
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Jun 2016 16:14 Post subject: |
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he was great in sweeney todd, ill always give him that.
and i so SO wish i could have seen his freddie mercury biopic  His chance to do something serious and 'proper' and i think he could have been really good.
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London has Fallen - 6/10
The script was stupid. The pathos was beyond but the action was good and I wasn't expecting anything else.
sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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ixigia
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13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi - 8.5/10
Very well done, missing some lens flares maybe but has a lot of bum-bum   
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10 Cloverfield Lane
7/10
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Prairie Fever -4/10. Crappy western movie with Kevin Sorbo and Lance Henriksen, the plot was kind of similar to The Homesman. Weird ending too...protagonist gets the girl even though he chickened out from saving her from the bad guy, and the bad guy was free to go on with his life.
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WARCRAFT - 10/10
An epic video game adaptation meant to be watched in IMAX 3D.
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Justice League: The New Frontier - 4/10
Man, some of those movies have fantastic casts!! Too bad it was otherwise terrible. LMAO @ the Green Arrow having 0 lines 
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Green Lantern: First Flight - 6/10
Simple fun, good for one watch.
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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Thanks for the suggestion.
I plan to watch all "DCU Animated Original Movies" (the ones which started with Superman: Doomsday) anyway, I just had to read up on them and figure out the best way to group them.
For example I watched Wonder Woman before JL: The New Frontier because the first is her origin story, while the latter while being the first JL movie they made it doesn't include one (of course the continuities are different anyway) but the latter does contain Green Lantern's origin story which is mostly absent from Green Lantern: First Flight (and again it's a different continuity, still..), so that one had to come third. Next up is Green Lantern: Emerald Knights with a more experienced GL, and I'm done with the GL ones.
The 2 Superman/Batman ones I'll watch together, the Justice League: War and Son of Batman ones have several sequels in the same continuity so I'll group those together too.
I have written them down on paper and figured roughly the best way to group them but with what order I'll watch each group.. we'll see!
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker perhaps after I watch Batman Beyond.
TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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