Apple are fucking insane.
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couleur
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Sep 2016 17:25    Post subject:
Expect the Apple car to be fast...

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0%2F523422ba-7ffd-11e6-8e50-8ec15fb462f4.html

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Apple has approached McLaren Technology Group, the British supercar engineer and Formula One team owner, about a potential acquisition, in the clearest sign yet that the iPhone maker is seeking to transform the automotive industry.


Apple are fucking insane.


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Sep 2016 18:17    Post subject:
Bwah doesn't have to be a supercar. Mclaren Technology Group do a lot of parts and sharing (read: selling) of know how.

They have the tech... not the production line. So might be a great partnership for both. Macca has been looking into higher production.

Bit strange that I haven't heard anything recent from the F1 side on this though... even rumours would be big news. Joe Saward has been talking about Apple cars for a while now but don't think he ever mentioned MTG in the same sentence.


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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Sep 2016 21:17    Post subject:
McLaren have already denied it and it doesn't make sense for Apple anyway.
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Sep 2016 21:24    Post subject:
A lot of major media need to check their sources. Laughing


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Sep 2016 22:46    Post subject:
Lol news, I'd expect them to buy Tesla, not McL.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2016 00:18    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
A lot of major media need to check their sources. Laughing

Not really, most just haven't seen http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSFWN1BX0MI most likely Wink

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Lol news, I'd expect them to buy Tesla, not McL.

Musk wouldn't let them. He's far from done achieving what he wants to achieve.
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Sep 2016 10:41    Post subject:
Move to another world grinhurt
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Sep 2016 23:08    Post subject:
http://www.zdnet.com/article/heres-why-youre-going-to-be-waiting-weeks-for-your-jet-black-iphone-7/


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2016 13:25    Post subject:







Because fuck APPLE?
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2016 13:33    Post subject:
I think he was a bit too angry that they removed the headphone jack. Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2016 13:34    Post subject:
Short version: they didn't refund him something, he saw it as a violation of his consumer's rights and decided to take revenge. He then did it in the most douchebaggy way possible.
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2016 20:04    Post subject:
Well, I hope he has enough money to pay for that shit he broke Very Happy

Anyway, kudos to him for entertaining us I guess Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2016 22:53    Post subject:
In America he'd have been shot by either one of the customers in the store, an employee, or by the fat popo pigs at McDonalds. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 30th Sep 2016 23:01    Post subject:
He would have been tazered or tackled to the ground by a security guard. But not shot, I think Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Oct 2016 00:38    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
He would have been tazered or tackled to the ground by a security guard. But not shot, I think Laughing

If he was black, he would have been shot for being in a gun store.

(In USA, when a black guy holds a phone, it means he has a weapon and must be shot by the USA's Bravest.)
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Oct 2016 08:27    Post subject:
Managed to get my hands on an iPhone 7 yesterday. It was the matte black version and I think it looks great. Feels lighter than my 6s, the finishes are once again fantastic. What I also liked is the non-physical Home button, mine started to sound a bit loud ( i think dirt managed to get there somehow ).
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 08:04    Post subject:
But... but... Magic Toolbar!1
Such retarded shit Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 09:24    Post subject:
You plebs just don't realize how courageous Apple are for replacing the function and escape keys with a touchbar. Get with the times, ugh..


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 17:32    Post subject:
At the time I bought my MacBook Air 11" (2010), I was actually amazed at the build quality of the thing, the battery life and the portability. It really set a standard.

Since then Apple has been concentrating on producing only consuming devices.

And while everyone else and their grandmother is doing great slim convertibles using kabylake, Apple introduce the PAY-Button-bar. That company has completely lost the touch to their userbase. It may work out for them financially, but imo it is a great loss in innovation for the Computer market atm.

Soe courageous... wow. Rolling Eyes


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The sweat stood out cold on Ford Prefect's brow, and slid round the electrodes strapped to his temples. These were attached to a battery of electronic equipment – imagery intensifiers, rhythmic modulators, alliterative residulators and simile dumpers - all designed to heighten the experience of the poem and make sure that not a single nuance was lost.
Arthur Dent sat and quivered. He had no idea what he was in for, but he knew that he hadn't liked anything that had happened so far and didn't think things were likely to change.

A video about a manufacturing process began to play, and the iVogon began to read a fetid little passage of his own devising.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2016 18:14    Post subject:
But you can buy a $40 dongle with the escape button, no? xD
First they removed the headphones, then the ESC key, now if they could remove themselves that'd be the final step to complete the circle of innovation Cool Face

We're really living The Onion times:
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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Oct 2016 00:10    Post subject:
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They're removing the esc button + all function keys from new laptops Laughing Plus USB and whatever else I missed in the past.

http://www.techworm.net/2016/10/killing-headphone-jacks-iphone-7-apple-now-killing-esc-key-mac.html

Who wants a keyboard with a damn touch screen? What kind of feedback is that for your fingers?

Meanwhile, Microsoft comes out with this:

http://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/10/26/13380462/microsoft-surface-studio-pc-computer-announced-features-price-release-date

Which looks amazing to work with. It looks more 'Apple' than anything the spastics at Apple actually come up with these days. And for the ridiculous price, you're actually getting some decent hardware.

Apple fucked it up completely. I honestly don't understand it.

First of all, prices have gone up by 15-20%. For that, you lose the ability to connect any display except a few released in the last couple of months. Overpaid the €1200 for your precious Thunderbolt Display? Yeah, get an adapter for that too. You most likely can't connect your keyboard, mouse or flash drive without an adapter. Still need an adapter for ethernet too.

So the base €2700 (!) 15" MBP still needs €200 in adapters to connect everything a lot of people have. And then it still only gets 256 GB of storage, for which an upgrade costs twice as much as a drive of whatever size you're upgrading to really costs. At least here in Europe the EU forces them to give us 2 year warranty, because otherwise it would also only have 1 year of their bullshit "limited" warranty.

And then they say the touch bar is for "pros"...except it's the "pros" who use the escape key the most. Never mind the function keys, just the escape key alone is used way more than the touch bar ever will be.

It quite honestly is a bloody joke. For that money, the 1-year warranty is just unacceptable. And not putting even a single adapter in the box is equally ridiculous. I should be replacing my laptop, because from a business perspective it's "written off" but I'll just keep mine until it goes up in smoke. Which it probably will do at some point, because it gets to about 100 degrees when I'm compiling stuff Razz

And then there is MS indeed, who have been absolutely nailing their shit (well, not phones Razz) lately. I'm thoroughly impressed by how well the Surface Pros work and run and this new Surface Studio even has some die-hard Apple users I know considering it (most being graphic designers).
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Yes, form over function costs.
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Affordability is "absolutely something we care about," Schiller says. "But we don't design for price, we design for the experience and the quality people expect from Mac. Sometimes that means we end up at the higher end of the range, but not on purpose, just because that's what it costs."

Did they just really admit openly "We dont design it for usefulness or power, we design for it how it look to others while you try to use it."


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PostPosted: Fri, 28th Oct 2016 06:08    Post subject:
Can someone inform that retard of what "absolutely" means? Laughing

Why do people use it as the equivalent of "yeah, more or less, you can say that"
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2016 17:15    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
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Why can’t you plug the Lightning headphones that come in the iPhone box into the new Mac? Why doesn’t the iPhone come with the right cable for the new MacBook Pro? Why doesn’t Apple make a screen that properly works with its own devices? Why did Apple highlight how great the Touch Bar is for Messaging, but didn’t even port most of the new iMessage features to macOS properly? Do I have to carry two pairs of headphones now? How do I charge my Lightning cable mouse? Why remove the HDMI port, a standard that’s still incredibly popular for plugging into TVs? Why remove the SD card, a popular slot for… creatives using cameras?


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The new MacBook Pro has a Skylake chip, not the Kaby Lake one that’s recently landed– if you look at benchmarks at the top-end it’s pretty clear something is wrong: the CPU in this MacBook Pro actually appears to perform worse than the older one.

LOL LOL LOL


http://betanews.com/2016/10/30/macbook-pro-2016-disappointment-pushes-some-apple-loyalists-to-ubuntu-linux/
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