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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Dec 2016 16:03    Post subject:
Rogue One - 6.5 / 10

it was ok, dumb action flick that was only superficially Star Wars, but entertaining nontheless.
It's definitely not as good as Force Awakens, there just isn't a single interesting character, I couldn't give less of a shit about whatever happens to them since there was no emotional attachment. If Gareth Edwards knows something, as he showed in his movie Monsters and to some extent also in the Godzilla crapfest, it's how to show scale. Thanks to a few great scenes and some fun setpieces near the end, I give it 1 point on top of the 6/10 score I would actually give out, but subtract 0.5 points for the horrible uncanny valley cgi characters.
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Dec 2016 22:06    Post subject:
Suicide Squad 3/10

What a bloody fucking mess. I just can't believe how bad this one is...
I wonder how many cd's the soundtrack was, felt like they burned through three just for the first 10 minutes. Half way the movie they were still introducing characters... Cunt face model should really stop her acting carreer, pretty terrible once again. Well so so so so many things I could bitch about...

The film being a mess must have been DC and countless of re-takes no? I really have a tough time thinking up how they ended up with something like this.


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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Dec 2016 22:15    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Dec 2016 22:21    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
Suicide Squad 3/10

What a bloody fucking mess. I just can't believe how bad this one is...
I wonder how many cd's the soundtrack was, felt like they burned through three just for the first 10 minutes. Half way the movie they were still introducing characters... Cunt face model should really stop her acting carreer, pretty terrible once again. Well so so so so many things I could bitch about...

The film being a mess must have been DC and countless of re-takes no? I really have a tough time thinking up how they ended up with something like this.


At least partly.

In full what we know: Script written in 6 weeks (it usually takes months), reshoots ordered to make the film "more fun" because in the meantime Batman V Superman was released and was heavily criticized for being bleak (among the things changed with the reshoots: removed further elements that showed that the Joker/Harley relationship is abusive and they scrapped the original third act, where she became independent of him and decided she wants to be with her new friends rather than his plaything by changing it into that they really love each other like normal couples do Laughing ), and re-re-re-re-edited by various people, including the company that made the trailers(!) to make it feel more hip, by introducing all those songs and those flashy 2D graphics during the character introductions etc.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Dec 2016 23:58    Post subject:
proekaan wrote:
Passengers 8/10

Lot of criticism for this movie, but I loved it. Then again I love my share of romantic nonsense. Laughing
Well paced movie that has some humour and sci-fi with romance added...perfect combination if you ask me. Very Happy

How much scifi action is in this one?
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Dec 2016 22:58    Post subject:
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2016 00:03    Post subject:
Arrival - 8/10

Good movie but also disappointing due to my high expectations. Fantastic direction, but only okay script.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2016 01:10    Post subject:
blair witch

i didnt like it. i dont think it added anything worthwhile to the franchise... if anything, it made things less coherent and more silly. The jumpscares were predictable, and there was zero tension... just lots of shaky cameras and screaming in the last third.


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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2016 20:27    Post subject:
Rogue 1- 7/10
Fresh from cinema. I liked it better than TFA. But I must agree that it wasn't well filmed movie, the characters could have been better, some scenes were unnecessary and clearly a fan service. The final battle was great but made the rest of the movie so much weaker.

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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2016 22:38    Post subject:
Sound of My Voice - 7/10

An intriguing low-budget project, well acted and directed, with that surreal ambiguity that tries to deceive you, only to leave you with even more questions. It's a relatively cheap trick, but works well.
One can definitely tell where the OA is coming from (@Consolitis Very Happy)

consolitis wrote:
Marling gives her best girl-that-is-not-quite-of-this-world performance to date in it, plus she looks the prettiest she's ever looked in a movie (according to my tastes of course Razz)

Oh yes. I know that it sounds like a bizarre thing to say, but of all the things I especially find attractive the way she moves her mouth. Damned weird fetishes Poker Face Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Dec 2016 22:57    Post subject:
Laughing

ixigia wrote:
An intriguing low-budget project


Funny story:

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Tons. We were such a small crew that we weren’t worried about the cops on the L.A. bridge, but we had no money. We had an iMac that we bought, that we would have to return every 13 days because otherwise we’d have to pay for it. We couldn’t afford even a computer to edit the movie on. We returned it three times.


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Yeah, we didn't have money for even a computer to edit on. Brit would drive into an Apple store, and we would buy an iMac and return it on the 13th day, and then we'd go buy another iMac. It was sad. I don't recommend that to anybody.


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To save money, the film was edited while they were shooting. Since they couldn't afford computers to edit on, they went to an Apple store, bought an iMac, and returned it 13 days later (the stores have a 14-day return policy). After they exhausted their supply of Apple stores in the area, they went to Best Buy. "We needed to move fast," the director explained. "We were running out of money." This was all done while the two held down day jobs.


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The Sound of My Voice computer we bought at the Mac store, used it for 14 days, returned it, bought another one at the Mac store, used it for 14 days and returned it-- we literally had no money. But we didn't want to believe that had to be the thing that roped our imagination in.


Laughing


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2016 11:10    Post subject:
deepwater horizon

eh..

it was ok, but nothing amazing or memorable. its weird, this one was packed with explosions, yet between this and the relatively quiet sully film (i compare them because theyre both recent films based on real events), id pick sully as the superior experience.


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PostPosted: Sat, 31st Dec 2016 17:44    Post subject:
Rouge One 9/10

Yeah, it's shamless fan-service, and the characters are utterly forgettable, but it delivered exactly what I wanted. A spectacular SW flick with little-to-no Force/Jedi/Sith-related drama. As much as I adore the universe, including the mysctical side of it, it would have been too much of that stuff only a year after TFA.

They could have taken a couple scenes off at the first half and replace them with some real character building to make the ending more impactful, but otherwise, it's pretty much the same kind of popcorn flick I came to love in the MCU.

For "proper" SW, there's the new trilogy, for the MCU-esque version, we have the story-spinoffs.
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2017 00:50    Post subject:
The Hateful 8 - 7.5/10
Could have been 40 minutes shorter. The introductory act of Domergue Gang was unnecessary. Nice performances all around.

The Brothers Grimbsy - 5/10
I equally loved it and hated it. Overall nice parody on chavs but Cohen had to do his morality monologue in it too and even he couldn't really found anything solid to brighten up the overall view of chavs.
The elephant scene though...

Zoolander 2 - 3/10
So fucking boring. Wasted cameos and unfunny jokes.
But I bet it got on all worst movie of 2016 lists because it made fun of queers, fat people, gay people, objectified women, all that SJW shit Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2017 11:56    Post subject:
collide

so bad. not all that exciting, and the story is just flat out retarded...


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2017 19:15    Post subject:
Collide (2016)

4.5/10

That was really bad..


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2017 19:31    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
@Consolitis: Haha! That's quite impressive Very Happy Laughing


+1

That is exactly what you do with an Apple product you already own, you return it Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2017 20:58    Post subject:
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story - 7.5/10

On one hand you have paper-thin characters, an "impressive" amount of half baked comedic bits that don't connect and a story that didn't need to be said in the first place.

On the other hand, you have an excellent 3D presentation, impressive battle sequences in the third act, a welcomed change of plot (no longer Jedi/Skywalker focused), and supremely calculated fanservice; never too much, never too little.

Better than ep7.

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TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2017 21:52    Post subject:
Passengers
8/10
Pretty solid.

Rogue One
7/10


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PostPosted: Sun, 1st Jan 2017 22:54    Post subject:
Passengers - 9/10

Really good sci-fi, Aurora is super-hot


Allied - 8/10

Loved it, thought it was a true story.
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PostPosted: Mon, 2nd Jan 2017 17:43    Post subject:
Magnificent minorities 5/10
Bland characters, zero effort plot but at least we got some diversity and that's what counts
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Wed, 4th Jan 2017 01:25    Post subject:
ARQ - 3/10

The equivalent of a boring cheaply made half baked nonsensical straight to video movie, only this time it's on Netflix. Avoid.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Thu, 5th Jan 2017 22:32    Post subject:
The Accountant - 3/10
Good action scenes and Bernthal were the only good things in it. Watching my cat sleeping was more interesting than this mess.


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2017 01:11    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2017 01:33    Post subject:
Two prison movies:

Riot - 5/10, decent fight scenes, one near the end reminded me of the Arkham games. Dolph Lundgren was underused. Chuck Liddell playing a Russian mob boss was stupid.

Vendetta - 4/10, once Dean Cain entered prison the plot was basically abandoned and the movie was just a series of pointless fights.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2017 03:58    Post subject:
War on everyone : lol/10

Haven't had such a good honest laugh in a long time.
Better than nice guys... a lot better.

8/10


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Jan 2017 11:06    Post subject:
Assassin's Creed - 7/10

It was better than it had any right to be. Very faithful to the games with some additions that actually make sense (like the way the new Animus works). Great performances all along. I wish they spent a bit more time in Spain though. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Jan 2017 00:08    Post subject:
Sing - 5/10
Smaller kids might enjoy it. There's really not much in terms of plot.
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