CONAN EXILES (Funcom) [Early Access]
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h0rnyfavn
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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jan 2017 22:03    Post subject:
@Pey

No 4K boobs on your screenshots.... Laughing


The problem is if content created by players (failcom won't deliver and they have neither resources, nor time and money to do it the way it should be done) is gonna be scarce or not interesting, then without a proper story, a proper campaign, without proper RPG elements the game will just die coz we have lots of survival games out there and players won't be collecting stones and branches and roaming the world without any goal just because it's the world of Conan.It will get boring really quickly.

Sin317 wrote:
What is the price tag of this anyways?


$30

We still don't know anything about regional prices


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PostPosted: Mon, 30th Jan 2017 22:46    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
What is the price tag of this anyways?

Whatever it is, probably too much.


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Overhyped Ark bullshit
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 08:35    Post subject:
Seems to be getting mixed reviews since it's pretty incomplete (Well duh.), has full nudity though (And various sliders...) so that's earning it some positive reviews.. and a ton of screenshots. Razz
http://steamcommunity.com/app/440900/screenshots/
(Since the review tab rarely works just go to the game page and scroll down. -> http://store.steampowered.com/app/440900 )
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 08:40    Post subject:
I would have preferred a new Age of Conan to this crap.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 09:16    Post subject:
Casus wrote:
I would have preferred a new Age of Conan to this crap.


+1

But they can't do it. Survival EA crap with mod support (make your own content, suckers!) is the only thing Funcom is capable of atm..coz of financial issues and a pretty limited staff.


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 09:45    Post subject:
Looks horrible like all repetive survival derp youtuber games, this is going to bomb so hard, setting would be much more interesting if this would be MMO styled.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 09:58    Post subject:
@Breezer_
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this would be MMO styled



Nah.... Conan Souls ftw Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 10:17    Post subject:
Crom does not approve of shitty looking EA titles.


"I think Call of Duty resonates because it's believable and relatable," Sledgehammer Games cofounder Michael Condrey says.

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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 10:46    Post subject:
I get the hype(?) surrounding this game and although it's still early access the lowest price is...€30 ?! Are they on drugs or something?


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 11:25    Post subject:


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https://twitter.com/screencuisine/status/826195987135737856/photo/1

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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 11:27    Post subject:
Dat attention to details Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 11:39    Post subject:
I like how gamejournos get excited for dicks, but are outraged whenever women aren't in burqas.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 11:40    Post subject:
You know what's pretty hilarious? Cocks and balls are animated better than animals and NPCs. LOL

Priorities,men, priorities! Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 11:52    Post subject:
no9999 wrote:
Overhyped Ark bullshit
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 12:33    Post subject:
h0rnyfavn wrote:
You know what's pretty hilarious? Cocks and balls are animated better than animals and NPCs. LOL

Priorities,men, priorities! Laughing


Well to be fair the dangly bits is just physics from rigging it properly, good animations take actual work and effort.

@ raven_g20: yeah, not worth it at that price in its current state - best wait for a deal and/or wait until we see how funcom starts patching the game, they don't have the best track record as far as fulfilling promises go, after all.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 12:56    Post subject:
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Mind Is Full Of Fuck Reaction

In 2-5 days everyone will get fed up with dongs and boobs and realize the game has nothing interesting to offer atm..


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 13:38    Post subject:
I wish Funcom rather worked on The Secret World 2 over this. Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 16:09    Post subject:
h0rnyfavn wrote:
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Mind Is Full Of Fuck Reaction

In 2-5 days everyone will get fed up with dongs and boobs and realize the game has nothing interesting to offer atm..



Looks like she's "starving" for some cock
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 16:31    Post subject:
djaoni wrote:
I like how gamejournos get excited for dicks, but are outraged whenever women aren't in burqas.

I was thinking the exact same thing. A few bouncing balls and helicopter dicks officially implemented by a developer, and the internet unanimously giggles, do the same with tits and flabby lips, and the internet loses its mind. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 16:47    Post subject:
but..but..the game has tits and all..and still no outrage! Very Happy I guess feminazis haven't seen it yet Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 16:56    Post subject:
Women are as naked as men in this game, no ?
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 17:02    Post subject:
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Yeah. But I dunno whether they have visible vaginas with all the details. I saw pubic hair though. Laughing


Quote:
here is some feedback

I was watching one of the Conan Exiles EA streams. The guy created his own server and he fooled around a bit with the admin control panel

- despite having just one player server was still lagging
- he found a small settlement and saw that half of the population got stuck in the sand up their waist.
- animation was mostly almost non-existent
- the main character textures kept disappearing and he looked really freaky
- some armor pieces were not visible on his character
- bows shot arrows in a straight line.
- the areas, the land etc looked almost the same. There was very little variety.


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 17:22    Post subject:
So, this game is as shit as as expected?


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 17:24    Post subject:
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It's not worth paying for it atm imho. It should have been a free closed alpha, not EA.


Another thing... after extensive testing players found out that Battle-Eye was causing most of lags and connection problems..
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 18:06    Post subject:
https://blog.conanexiles.com/en/whats-next-conan-exiles/


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Tbh they practically force us to play with a long dick. Coz when their size is normal they all look pathetic.And we can't run around with a hard on. Laughing

Actually I've always thought that human male species have it badly designed. When penis is not erect it should be hidden inside our bodies (including balls that should stay inside for protection). When a male gets aroused his cock should pop out in all its glory and ready for action Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Jan 2017 21:12    Post subject:
Balls are exterior due to heat or some such, creates a bit of a weak point though but eh, evolution hasn't adapted to heels and the like yet. Razz
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