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Janz




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2017 01:12    Post subject:
dude, its tindergarten, not kindergarten
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2017 01:18    Post subject:
Tried it over here, i only got fat chicks, borderline art ugly girls and single moms.


So many single moms wtf.... like 70% of all i checked out that seemed ok had a child. Razz
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riptide77




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2017 08:59    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
Tried it over here, i only got fat chicks, borderline art ugly girls and single moms.


So many single moms wtf.... like 70% of all i checked out that seemed ok had a child. Razz


It makes sense, dont you think? If you thought they were ok then someone else also did before you and banged them. A child is a consequence of said banging.


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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2017 09:44    Post subject:
riptide77 wrote:
Lopin18 wrote:
Tried it over here, i only got fat chicks, borderline art ugly girls and single moms.


So many single moms wtf.... like 70% of all i checked out that seemed ok had a child. Razz


It makes sense, dont you think? If you thought they were ok then someone else also did before you and banged them. A child is a consequence of said banging.



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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2017 14:24    Post subject:
Dating a single mom is like playing on someone else saved game.


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2017 14:37    Post subject:
Yeah, it sucks when the other player loads the game xD
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harry_theone




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2017 16:10    Post subject:
But you will be able to finish the game much faster this way Cool Face
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Sun, 5th Feb 2017 16:45    Post subject:
Wat game though.


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Drowning_witch




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Feb 2017 23:40    Post subject:
ok, i woke up in an ice bath today with an incision...

Cool Face

nah, was real. had a doggie and doobie date in the park with a 22 year old hippie chick. was fun. she's not fat, in fact, only maybe 5% fatties here in croatia.

Definitely was fun, and will go out with her again unless she lied, but seemed pretty into me. she messaged me first as well.


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Janz




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Feb 2017 23:47    Post subject:
have you checked for a penis? or mh wait, u say hippie chick

did she wear huge wool collar sweater which "by mistake" covered her throat so that you couldnt check if there is an adamsapple or not?
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Drowning_witch




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 00:08    Post subject:
Honestly, it would not matter as she/he looks more than fine.


Fucking mid life crisis. Very Happy
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Janz




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 00:11    Post subject:
midlife crisis with 31? STAAAAAAHP!
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HubU
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 00:42    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Yeah, it sucks when the other player loads the game xD


But what if the game is for the other players to take the loads? Philosopheraptor


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 00:50    Post subject:
Well done Witchy, best of luck Dude Cool fuck her in the butt!
The crisis hasn't hit me yet but I do start to realize that perhaps I should think about something that could resemble a relationship, and that my current life with no boundaries is starting to get a bit unsuitable for a 1985 men. I always tend to postpone the thing, guess I'll continue until the crisis eventually hits me as well.

My mother is the one who's pressing the most. She wants a little ixi despite me not even remotely thinking about it (y u no settle with someone nice!?), hell I don't even have an actual house at the moment. My current priority is saving up to buy a car that doesn't get invited to Antique expos Laughing Very Happy..step by step!
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Janz




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 00:53    Post subject:
you want to ditch the good old yaris? Sad dude, its car, not a woman, it has feeling and is always there for you

but yes im in the same situation kinda, but atleast im one year younger (and i dont have a ricebowl which drives me from a to b Wink)
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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 00:59    Post subject:
Deep thoughts here i see Very Happy What you guys cant phantom is how fucking UGLY most of them were and seriously awkward from the pictures and what they wrote, holy shit. After all this is a latin country, people are very outspoken and outgoing, tinder over here is like.... i cant even describe it. Just dont use it here.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 01:04    Post subject:
Janz wrote:
you want to ditch the good old yaris? Sad dude, its car, not a woman, it has feeling and is always there for you

but yes im in the same situation kinda, but atleast im one year younger (and i dont have a ricebowl which drives me from a to b Wink)

Yep, it is sad and I feel bad even thinking about it, but it has to be done Crying or Very sad
The gearbox has gone wild, the steering wheel has more friction than one of those bodybuilding machines, it's all scratched, the digital display has dead pixels everywhere and even the door handles barely work. The engine is still going great though, 68HP mustard race!
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Guy_Incognito




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 09:27    Post subject:
Yeah, the irony of (even remotely) new cars in economy class, the engines are great but everything else is shoddy work.
I have a Punto with MultiJet engine, going stronk after 190.000 km and will probably be able at least as much. I know a guy with MultiJet with over 450.000 km, not a single problem with the engine but practically everything else in the car was replaced grinhurt
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Drowning_witch




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 10:31    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Well done Witchy, best of luck Dude Cool fuck her in the butt!
The crisis hasn't hit me yet but I do start to realize that perhaps I should think about something that could resemble a relationship, and that my current life with no boundaries is starting to get a bit unsuitable for a 1985 men. I always tend to postpone the thing, guess I'll continue until the crisis eventually hits me as well.

My mother is the one who's pressing the most. She wants a little ixi despite me not even remotely thinking about it (y u no settle with someone nice!?), hell I don't even have an actual house at the moment. My current priority is saving up to buy a car that doesn't get invited to Antique expos Laughing Very Happy..step by step!



lol yeah I dunno what got into me. I guess, just the realization that the 30's are the last decade where you don't need to be rich to hang out with youngins Laughing And I still wanna hang out with young ins, so it feels like one last rush before cougar town is on the menu exclusively Razz

But anyways, this girl is pretty awesome. Works as a writer, basically read my mind when it comes to good music, is an atheist, and is playing crysis 1 atm so PC master race too as well lol. So yeah, i have to give it a shot or i'll be cursing myself for a while. Smile

In the worst case scenario, it's a few dates with a sexy young creature that's on a similar wavelength as me.


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Guy_Incognito




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 10:47    Post subject:
This topic is now about cars, quit with off-topic men
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 17:23    Post subject:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
This topic is now about cars, quit with off-topic men

I thought it was about people telling their story how they lost their virginity via some crappy app.
Cool Face


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Feb 2017 19:42    Post subject:
Drowning_witch wrote:
ixigia wrote:
Well done Witchy, best of luck Dude Cool fuck her in the butt!
The crisis hasn't hit me yet but I do start to realize that perhaps I should think about something that could resemble a relationship, and that my current life with no boundaries is starting to get a bit unsuitable for a 1985 men. I always tend to postpone the thing, guess I'll continue until the crisis eventually hits me as well.

My mother is the one who's pressing the most. She wants a little ixi despite me not even remotely thinking about it (y u no settle with someone nice!?), hell I don't even have an actual house at the moment. My current priority is saving up to buy a car that doesn't get invited to Antique expos Laughing Very Happy..step by step!



lol yeah I dunno what got into me. I guess, just the realization that the 30's are the last decade where you don't need to be rich to hang out with youngins Laughing And I still wanna hang out with young ins, so it feels like one last rush before cougar town is on the menu exclusively Razz

But anyways, this girl is pretty awesome. Works as a writer, basically read my mind when it comes to good music, is an atheist, and is playing crysis 1 atm so PC master race too as well lol. So yeah, i have to give it a shot or i'll be cursing myself for a while. Smile

In the worst case scenario, it's a few dates with a sexy young creature that's on a similar wavelength as me.

Haha well damn, she really does sound like a keeper. Fingers crossed Very Happy

@Guy_Incognito: You're absolutely right, I'm fairly sure the MultiJet could survive a nuclear apocalypse and be ridden into battle by Mad Max with no problems at all. Same for my Jap one, although it would be more suitable as a mechanical wheelbarrow. Laughing
(I plead guilty for the offtopic, apologises xD)
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Aeon




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2017 11:32    Post subject:
It's already been 3 years that I met my wife (yes, I'm married since 2 days Very Happy) on Tinder. Still weird that we have met through Tinder, because we are sure that we have seen eachother before in real life. And oh yes, a little one is on the way as well Smile


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Janz




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2017 11:45    Post subject:
gratz and gratz Wink

just tell everyone you met at a cooking course Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2017 12:59    Post subject:
Congrats ! Smile


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Aeon




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2017 14:53    Post subject:
Thanks Very Happy


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BonerUK




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2017 18:10    Post subject:
wtf she married u?

she know about the horn fetish?

congrats Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2017 20:03    Post subject:
Shocked

Congrats, but... who are you again? Confused
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Aeon




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2017 20:17    Post subject:
Oh you guys are such faggots Razz
I'm lurking everyday!


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Lopin18




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2017 22:31    Post subject:
so noone's gonna say it....

its a shotgun wedding

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