Heh a honest car salesman, well someone pried off the license plates it looks like but still.
(And unlike "peer-2-peer" auction sites there's no hidden surprises in the pictures because some creepy person decided to photograph shiny things completely naked...)
EDIT: "Blows cold ass air." Well the ass warmer (Or well "seat warmer" I guess is the proper term.) seems to be broken, that's unfortunate.
Horace Greasley was a 20-year-old Czechoslovakian hairdresser when Hitler invaded his country and he was forced to enlist in the army. It turns out cutting hair doesn't translate well to fighting Nazis because Horace was immediately taken prisoner on his first mission and sent to a POW camp in Poland.
Most people in this situation would be too distracted by the abject horror of being a Nazi prisoner of war to be on the lookout for the ladies. Most people aren't Horace Greasley.
Greasley met Rosa Rauchbach -- the young daughter of the quarry director of his labor camp -- and they quickly fell for each other. Greasley decided fuck it, if he's going out, he's going out in style: by having kinky prisoner sex. But after almost a full year of salacious boning right under the Nazi's noses, Greasley was transferred to a different camp, and that's where this story goes from merely awesome to balls-out insane.
Greasley wasn't going to let a couple of little things like the Nazi army and some shitty World War sequel get in the way of consummating his love. With the help of some buddies, he tunneled under the wire fence of his camp and tasted freedom. He could have easily hoofed it to the nearest neutral country and been done with the damn war, but instead risked everything to satisfy his carnal urges.
The cheeky Czech walked to Rauchbach's camp, sneaked in, had a little sex and sneaked out again. Then he went back to his camp and sneaked back in as if nothing happened. He didn't just do it once, either -- he'd do this exact routine three times a week.
For five years.
Either he was insanely stealthy or the German guards were absolutely terrible at their jobs. It was like a real-life version of The Great Escape -- if, instead of freedom waiting at the end of the journey, it was another prison ... with a vagina inside. And they never caught him -- the only thing that stopped Greasley from continuing the most dangerous sex regimen in history is the fact that World War II ended and he was set free.
2 of the people I cant stand the most on youtube in one video!
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
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Seems like a nice dude but WHAT A FUCKING FREAK! I couldn't work with or talk to someone looking like that for more than a minute. Inflatable head or some shit, yuck.
"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
Seems like a nice dude but WHAT A FUCKING FREAK! I couldn't work with or talk to someone looking like that for more than a minute. Inflatable head or some shit, yuck.
Seems like a nice dude but WHAT A FUCKING FREAK! I couldn't work with or talk to someone looking like that for more than a minute. Inflatable head or some shit, yuck.
Looks like bad cgi
Or when you press random in the face generator in Fallout 4
"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
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