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you're sick, and I'm dead serious
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:20 Post subject: |
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agree with Voodoo-child there
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:29 Post subject: |
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well, maybe, but still i hate all that gore stuff!
but mayonnaise is just fucking fuck!
ah whatever
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:45 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 20:58 Post subject: |
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You sick fuck how can you eat bread with plain mayo ?!
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manwithplanxyz
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:03 Post subject: |
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| Voodoo-child wrote: | | you're sick, and I'm dead serious |
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:03 Post subject: |
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Basic recipe for homemade mayonnaise in a mixer
These steps produce a very basic—and not very interesting—mayonnaise. The Wiki Cookbook has more elaborate varieties, and a more thorough description of the process. Mayonnaise can be made with an electric mixer, an electric blender, or a food processor, or by hand with a whisk or even a fork. Using a whisk or fork, however, is a fairly tedious physical effort. Blenders and food processors are by far the quickest means of making mayonnaise.
Ingredients
* 5 eggs
* 2/3 cup of vegetable oil
* 5 tablespoons of vinegar
* 3 teaspoon of salt
Procedure
1. Separate the yolk and discard the egg white.
2. Mix the yolk, vinegar, and salt in a mixer at medium speed for 30 seconds.
3. Add one tablespoon of oil to the running blender, a quarter teaspoon at a time.
4. Continue adding oil, still a quarter teaspoon at a time and still slowly, until about half the oil is in the mixture.
5. Pour the remaining oil into the mixer in a slow but steady stream.
Check every 15 to 30 seconds to see if the mixture has emulsified by turning off the mixer. While it is still a fluid, the mixture quickly regains a smooth, flat surface. When it has emulsified, ripples on the surface remain even when the mixer is off, and a spoon dragged across the surface creates a trough that does not fill in. It may take four or five minutes of mixing before the mayonnaise is finished.
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:08 Post subject: |
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i wouldn't eat homemade mayonnaise because of the raw eggs, dont want to get salmonella.
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:18 Post subject: |
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do you have issues with shampooing your hair too?
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 21:25 Post subject: |
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| whoKnows wrote: | | i wouldn't eat homemade mayonnaise because of the raw eggs, dont want to get salmonella. |
wtf ???  , so you wont eat chicken or pork or beef ??
from research it says 39% of the people who get it get it from eggs. but raw eggs are so goooooood |
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fisk
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 23:40 Post subject: |
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Mayo = heart attack in a tube.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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| Posted: Fri, 6th Jan 2006 23:53 Post subject: |
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yeah lol forgot i cooked my meat before i eat it lol
but still you wont eat raw eggs for fear of chance of 4 days of health issues with possible complications??? 
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 00:00 Post subject: |
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Godlikez*
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 13:00 Post subject: |
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I never eat mayonnaise. It's way too fat and calorie rich.
| Godlikez* wrote: | Mayo is teh shit especially on a mixed doner burger
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If mayonnaise resembles spermatozoa, this must be King Kong's phallus.
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 19:14 Post subject: |
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Stop whining about it or ill give you something to whinw about! One day you will wake up with mayo between your but cheeks!
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deelix
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 19:34 Post subject: |
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| ollax wrote: | | Stop whining about it or ill give you something to whinw about! One day you will wake up with mayo between your but cheeks! |
that is to go far... ^^
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The Rat
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 21:53 Post subject: |
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I guess you can't eat Big Macs either because of the special sauce?
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| Posted: Sat, 7th Jan 2006 23:02 Post subject: |
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