Jack Churchill, in World War II, once took a German bunker by rushing it with a Claymore sword, with bagpipes on his hips, and screaming "COMMANDOOOO!!!!"
Jack Churchill was this incarnate. He was captured (while playing said bagpipes) and sent to a prison. He just walked out. He was captured again. Once again, he walked out and made it back to England.
And upon his arrival, he demanded to be put back on the front lines. Unfortunately for him, the war was over by that point... which also explains how he was able to walk out of the prisons. He was in Yugoslavia fighting as a British liaison among partisans, and formed a thousand-man strong partisan army to raid an island in the Adriatic. He was the only man in his unit not to ultimately be killed, and the Germans found him playing a mournful tune on his bagpipes. Existing in the company of Partisans was a kill-on-sight offense for the Germans, but they thought he was of more use alive, and so interrogated him in Berlin before consigning him to Sachsenhausen. Sachsenhausen the concentration camp. Sachesenhausen, the infamous concentration camp. Sachsenhausen, the infamous concentration camp designed to be able to be effectively and securely guarded by one machine gun if necessary due to the camp's panopticon design. He escaped. He was recaptured, and was transferred by the SS to the Tirol with 139 other high-value prisoners. There, a regular army unit, concerned that the SS would execute the prisoners out of hand, intervened to save their lives, and after the SS decided not to contest the issue, set the prisoners free. Churchill and a companion walked down German-occupied Northern Italy, finally being rescued by an American armored unit in the last days of the war. After recuperation, he was to be sent to Burma, but Hiroshima and Nagasaki intervened. His reaction? "If it wasn't for those damned Yanks, we could have kept the war going for another ten years." This man was certainly a walking, talking breathing example of Refuge in Audacity.
If that wasn't enough, he was the only one to have a confirmed kill with a longbow. In World War II.
He could work as a stamp.
After all we don't really know yet but perhaps despite looking completely crazy perhaps Brexit will actually work out.
Time will tell I guess, at least the Brits appear to still be bloody crazy ha ha.
"There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this planet, you are guilty, fuck you, end of report, next case, NEXT FUCKING CASE! Your birth certificate is proof of guilt!" - George Carlin
I thought I had already posted this one, but apparently not.
Here you go:
The Proceedings of the Old Bailey, 1674-1913
A fully searchable edition of the largest body of texts detailing the lives of non-elite people ever published, containing 197,745 criminal trials held at London's central criminal court.
Cock-block in a can huh. Well I suppose that stale cream had to be used for something.
Glory hole repairman is one hell of a job title.
That aside I see these commercial videos still have the usual failure dialed up to 11, eh I suppose they need some reason for people to watch these oh-so-amazing product videos.
A YouTuber who said that eating a raw vegan diet, drinking juice and praying to God cured her cancer has passed away.
At least it's not the veganism that made her crazy
It gets worse
Further down:
Quote:
She said her renewed faith and diet even pushed her to renounce her lesbian sexuality.
"I was healed by God and faith and used to live a gay lifestyle," she explained in one video.
(Genuine) worst part is at the end, after she realized it was all bs:
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Liz explained that towards the end of her life, Mari had asked her to take down the videos proclaiming the healing powers of the vegan diet. Liz said she would keep the videos up, genuinely believing they could give cancer patients help. She even called the experience a "test of faith."
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