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werdercanuck
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I imagined...
I'm in my mid 30s and get married to a widow, who is a little older than me and already has a grown up daughter. My father, widower for a few years now, fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her shortly after that. I was a little shocked when it came to my mind that my father became my son-in-law and my stepdaughter became also my mother, because she is the wife of my father. A little later my wife gave birth to a boy, who became the brother-in-law to my father, because he is the brother of his wife. I got shocked again when it came to my mind that he isnt just my son, also my uncle, because he is the brother of my mother-in-law thus the wife of my father, who was the daughter of my wife! Shortly after that my mother-in-law, thus the wife of my father, who wasnt just my stepmomer, but also my stepdaughter, gave birth to a boy as well, who became my brother, because he was the son of my father, at the same time also my grandchild, because he was the son of the daughter of my wife! Because of that, my wife became my Grandmother, because she was my brothers grandmother. That concludes that: I am not only the husband of my wife but also her grandchild, because I am the brother of the son of her daughter! And because in general the husband of the grandmother is called grandfather....well...it makes me my own grandfather...
1F U C4N R34D 7H1S, U R34LLY N33D 70 G37 L41D
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 02:34 Post subject: |
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reading this gave me a headache. After about 5 words i couldnt follow it anymore.
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 03:22 Post subject: |
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that is just stupid...
what a fucked up family this must be...
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 03:58 Post subject: |
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Do i hear the word inbreeding?
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 04:01 Post subject: |
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| tRanSwarP wrote: | aye ... uhhh ... could you draw some diagrams of the final state ?? ... that would be quite cool ..
in text its just a little bit complicated too keep the context  |
lol, i might do that later when i have some time 
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 04:13 Post subject: |
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I better reread this tomorrow when I'm not so sleepy...
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headshot
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 04:21 Post subject: |
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| EVILmono wrote: | | I better reread this tomorrow when I'm not so sleepy... |
What he said but Im fairly certain I will still be none the wiser understanding it!
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 04:22 Post subject: |
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not sure if i did it right, but here it is
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deelix
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 04:52 Post subject: |
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well, it might be easier to understand with the text
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 05:35 Post subject: |
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whoa, i thought it was just me who found that shit hard to read/understand/follow.
Fuck, i was about to stop smoking ganja 
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deelix
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 05:58 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 26th Jan 2006 07:58 Post subject: |
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well it wouldve been really fucked up if your dad married the daughter of your wife,
so its no surprise that the result is fucked up as well.
simple logic.
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