Useless superpowers
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Frant
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 06:05    Post subject: Useless superpowers
Invisible skeleton
Running faster than a tree
Being able to walk up the stairs but never down
The ability to talk to animals but not to understand them


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tonizito
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 09:26    Post subject:
Remembering every single enemy, quest, character for tons of games but barely remembering anything from years and years of school


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i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 10:00    Post subject:
Useless superhero ->Thoughts and prayers man


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 10:09    Post subject:
Beeing a forum Admin but not having access to the database or the files.


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King_Death
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 10:45    Post subject:
To have psionic powers that make you capable to guess beforehand the stock market prices development but to be excluded from gambling with the stock exchanges.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 11:31    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
Beeing a forum Admin but not having access to the database or the files.

Son of a Bitch!


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 11:41    Post subject:
snip


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 13:38    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
Beeing a forum Admin but not having access to the database or the files.

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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 13:48    Post subject:
VIP on the Hump.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 15:10    Post subject:
Telekinesis


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2018 23:27    Post subject:
Be blessed with the ability to dump gold and be continuously constipated.
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Frant
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2018 02:04    Post subject:
Good one.


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2018 13:48    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
Remembering every single enemy, quest, character for tons of games but barely remembering anything from years and years of school


Okay


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2018 14:09    Post subject:
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2018 14:36    Post subject:
Everyone around you can read your mind but you cant read theirs.


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2018 14:47    Post subject:
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2018 14:57    Post subject:
Interinactive wrote:
That doesn't sound you'd have a superpower

Perhaps being able to read everyone's mind in a language you don't understand...


I guess Razz

Would be great to be able to read everyone's mind, only you get it in braille!


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2018 15:00    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2018 17:27    Post subject:
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Frant
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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2018 18:33    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Oct 2018 19:02    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing Laughing


Fuck you all.
Delete me.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Oct 2018 01:13    Post subject:
garus wrote:
Teleportation would be useless if it was physically accurate.

Yeah, how would you even specify the target location? I mean what if it is based on the sun... the planet will just move away? Or the center of the milky way? You'd be in outer space in just the blink of an eye? Or the center of the universe?... jeez, terrifying stuff. Dying in absolut darkness by freezing on the outside and boiling in the inside.


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