Engame: 1/10
One of the worst movies I've tried to watch in a long time. Fell asleep within 30 min. Deleted it in 1 hour. No way am I torturing myself for another two hours. Whoever thought making three hour long movies is a good idea..and a bad movie...should be shot.
Thor crying and fat, talking crying talking, kids, family issues, crying, whining, Captain Marvel used to say 'Shazam' in a man's voice..not here... Best part was Stan Lee in the car. Stan Lee died after he saw the final cut of this piece of shit.
Engame: 1/10
One of the worst movies I've tried to watch in a long time. Fell asleep within 30 min. Deleted it in 1 hour. No way am I torturing myself for another two hours. Whoever thought making three hour long movies is a good idea..and a bad movie...should be shot.
Thor crying and fat, talking crying talking, kids, family issues, crying, whining, women talking Captain Marvel now a women (thanks fucktrards Feminists--Captain Marvel was originally A man). Best part was Stan Lee in the car. Stan Lee died after he saw the final cut of this piece of shit.
Nice try but lee's cameo was after you supposedly stopped watching this, 1/10 trolling son
Anyway, 6.5/10, IW was a better movie and winter soldier is still the MU's GOAT
boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
This should have been at least a mini-series, with a proper prologue, that happens in the far past, then some proper background story in the near past and then the proper main story in the "present".
The way it's done is absolute garbage. They introduce characters so quickly, you never even get to properly know or care about them. It's like machinegun fire characters and events.
Iron Sky 2: Coming Race - 2/10
1 point for Udo Kier.
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The nasty reptilians have managed to turn the pleasant cheese and awkwardness of the first movie into flaccid flapdoodle, shame on them. There's absolutely no wit in here, no decent acting nor dialogues, when it's over-the-top it's crass and when it tries to be serious it's a pathetic chore. If you liked Iron Sky (like I did), you'd probably be better off leaving this one on the darkest side of the moon near the facility's C4 storage.
@VonMisk: Indeed, poor Udo was the only one who put some actual effort into it. As for the rest..
Avengers: Endgame - 7.75/10 - the movie had a lot of fan service, lots of goodbyes and some facepalm moments like any Marvel movie (that all woman scene ), but the final movie of Avengers could not have been anything else. Infinity War was a better movie, but Endgame did its job well as a closing chapter. I think this one might've given me the least clusterfuck feeling after watching it. I will miss Thanos, the best villain Marvel created in its cinematic universe by a very big margin. The last death made me feel really sad
That's the kind of Sci-Fi I love. makes no sense and yet you could believe in it lol.
Also very surprised by the quality of it. Watched in mandarin with subs. Don't bother with dubbed version, it's horrendous, like with all Chinese movies.
Visuals in a movie talk to you. They tell a story, they show you things to care for, they can prepare you for things to come. But for me Wandering Earth did not only have chinese audio, it had chinese visual story stelling too. I didn't understand a single thing in this fucking mess. Yeah, it was pretty like listening someone singing in a language you don't understand. Stopped after 1 hour.
I liked it, but some of the action felt overstretched and could have done with some editing.
Also I think Keanus age is starting to show...moves werent' as smooth as I remembered from the previous movies.
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well the stabbing scenes were realistic if nothing else.
), but the final movie of Avengers could not have been anything else. Infinity War was a better movie, but Endgame did its job well as a closing chapter. I think this one might've given me the least clusterfuck feeling after watching it. I will miss Thanos, the best villain Marvel created in its cinematic universe by a very big margin. The last death made me feel really sad 
