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| Sublime wrote: | Well so far the funniest part of my day has been the constant ripping of my m8 howard and the fact he's not getting any pussy from his gf. He's been with her about 2 months and he hasnt slept with her for a month! It was her birthday last week and he spent a fortune on her (as he always does) and yet he still didnt get anything! He's always buying her stuff and jumping to her attention. This mornin she sent him a messaged sayin 'I got my period this morning. I am gutted' and then a few other random bits. Neway the point is it's valentines day next week and it's o so perfect timing for her to come on right now. 
Rveryone was rippin him, even the teachers, because they know how obsessed he is about her. We all say he's under her thumb but he denies it.... I think after valentines day he'll see the light and get rid before she takes even more of his money! Another example is at crimbo he spent loadsa money on her, got her some jewelry and stuff. She didnt get him anything because she had no money even though she earns more than him and doesn't drive a car or have to pay rent!
Another funny part of the day is we went town to play some pool and my mate simon thought that howard had got his gf pregnant. I can't remember how exactly it went but I said 'nah, you're the only sperm doner here' I cracked up and was in tears because his life is over and the days are ticking down |
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Feb 2006 02:29 Post subject: |
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| weird0 wrote: | ah fuck sublime....that sounds too familiar to laugh about :/
i'm spending so much time and money and effort with my gf...but 
well at least i got 'something' today |
fuck ass and did blowjob? |
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Feb 2006 02:36 Post subject: |
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deelix
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Feb 2006 17:59 Post subject: |
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| talula wrote: | | deelix wrote: | | @talula, how cute. If he made that song himself, he really got tallent |
haha no, it's NOFX |
haha ok, i don't listen to them, but hey i know the group 
Well funniest part of my day today... hmm, a dude who drove at red light, and crashed in some 18 year old girls, we helped them with the car, and they was happy and the dude who drove at right got owned by the police later  Pretty fun to see, how he was like... oh... those little girls couldn't drive... alibi is some shit
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| Posted: Sat, 11th Feb 2006 03:57 Post subject: |
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Do they always crash cars where you live?
Watercooled 5950X | AORUS Master X570 | Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC | 64Gb RAM | 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p | etc etc
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 16:00 Post subject: |
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A couple days ago I had to go to the drugstore to get some preperation H for my Dad and while I was there I got hungry and picked up a can of Stagg Chili.You should have seen the look on the girls face when I walked up to the counter and handed her Preperation H cooling Gel and a can of dynamite hot chilli ....priceless
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 16:21 Post subject: |
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I jerked off a dog today...and when there are 10 girls around you I can assure you that you'll get a red head...but hey, everything for science...
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 16:30 Post subject: |
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damn I had a cracking story but i've forgot it now  if i remember it i'll post again but damn it was good .
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 17:21 Post subject: |
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you're not allowed music on tests here for that sole reason  . It's a bit stupid though sometimes because it'd be hard to 'storee' the right information. But I suppose for some things it could be easy for example formulas and poem analysis.
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 15th Feb 2006 23:08 Post subject: |
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 00:14 Post subject: |
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| weird0 wrote: | | deelix wrote: | | weird0 wrote: | today my parents confronted me i should stay away from my brothers girl... ^^
they saw a present and a card for my girlfriend they don't know of, and my brothers girl fetched me when we went to the club...
i always said my mom watches to many talkshows.
now we got the dilemma |
2 at once wtf... girlfriend and your brother girlsfriend, damn i got confused. |
nah, thing is i'm not interested in my brothers gf at all. she just picked me up cuz she was going to the same club.
and my mom saw me, her, the card, the present and 'misinterpreted the situation' |
hilarious
I think your right about the talk show thing man. Get a dvr and block murray povich and oprah and all those shows Montel, Oprah, Dr.Phil and Springer are the worst tho |
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 03:38 Post subject: |
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of course i cleared that up already.
but these thoughts stay...if my mom thinks i 'steal' my bros gf, something's wrong. dont ya think?
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| Posted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 04:10 Post subject: |
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| deelix wrote: | | weird0 wrote: | of course i cleared that up already.
but these thoughts stay...if my mom thinks i 'steal' my bros gf, something's wrong. dont ya think? |
yeah... I agree on that. If my bro's had a gf, i would never steal her, but he's 9 |
3 more years and his Gf's might actually have pubes, you can make your move then |
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| Posted: Sun, 19th Mar 2006 03:05 Post subject: |
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<Thread resurrection>
Right well it didn't happen today but on friday. Was playin footy with my m8s when two guys went up for a header and 1 of em got floored. I was pissin myself coz he literally flew in mid-air and lost his legs. Then about 20 minutes later he slammed into some 5 a side goal posts fucking his ribs up. He was in tears and so was I
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| Posted: Sun, 19th Mar 2006 03:24 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | <Thread resurrection>
Right well it didn't happen today but on friday. Was playin footy with my m8s when two guys went up for a header and 1 of em got floored. I was pissin myself coz he literally flew in mid-air and lost his legs. Then about 20 minutes later he slammed into some 5 a side goal posts fucking his ribs up. He was in tears and so was I |
Its funny the things that us guys laugh at |
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