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ollax
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 12:15    Post subject: Zee german eminem
Shocked

http://www.realgangsta.de/14190.html


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 12:25    Post subject:
What a fuckin' idiot



Jesus christ.


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 12:47    Post subject:
wth? Shocked But then again Germany is the Japan of Europe... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 12:54    Post subject:
EVILmono wrote:
wth? Shocked But then again Germany is the Japan of Europe... Twisted Evil


HAHAHA, i think its even the other way round, after all germany invented scat porn Very Happy

btw, that guy is the biggest cockfag i ve ever seen, along with his gay lil friend and his
trannie boyfriend.


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 13:37    Post subject:
haha, the lyrics on his page are hilarious, he should really go back to school and learn some proper German. Very Happy No entries in his guestbook yet, maybe we should change that Wink
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 14:33    Post subject:
Gangsta my ass..
I'd rather call him Fagsta! Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 15:22    Post subject:
Why doesnt he just paint himself black and get it over with? Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 16:54    Post subject:
god, one thing i hate more than gypsies and old people are damn wiggas


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 16:57    Post subject:
Damn it. I can't post on the guestbook.
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 17:16    Post subject:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 17:40    Post subject:
I don't know whats worse. The fact he has pink boots or the fact he has posters of men on his wall.


WHAT A TOSSER!!!!


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 00:07    Post subject:
I know guys that are like that irl. White guys.
Despite the opinions of 98% of the people that stereotype them by their look, I know that they are intelligent on some level. Just severely confused.


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 00:11    Post subject:
Laughing how this guy can think he's a G i dont know. Look at his pink velvet curtains and his heart pillow / bedspread.

o dear o dear. to cap it all off he has pink and purple tops too!


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 01:05    Post subject:
Does this guy really think he's a G or is this just a hobby or somit?
anyway, it occurs to me that u guys are haters, tut-tut.

P.S. rap sucks.
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 12:43    Post subject:
i hit his sister with a baseball bat
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 17:13    Post subject:
geez .. how many pictures can you take of yourself? Rolling Eyes

what a douchebag.


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 18:37    Post subject:
See, this is exactly what i fuckin mean....bunch of white boys buy a bunch of posters, clothes, cd's and probably movies, try to learn the slang (to top it off in a german accent Laughing ) and think they are fuckin hard Laughing so sad

Man, it kills me, this baggy clothes trend. Ive said it before but I'll say it again.
Y'all know why ppl in the ghetto in the late 80's and early 90's started dressing like that right?

1) buy bigger clothes, they last longer as u grow into them, cheaper
2) easier to conceal weapons in baggy pants/jack/shirt
3) easier to hide drugs and make hidden pockets in your clothes - the goose down jackets are the best for that, one of my boys can hide like 3 ounces in one of his jackets and there's no way to tell, even if u pat him down.

I wear alot of baggy shit myself, and bandana's and stuff. But I do it for those reason, usually to conceal something, or atleast have the option to conceal something, u never know what may happen when your out and about right? Not to mention, sometimes its a smart idea to carry a few butterfly knives and a switch/razor blade on you. Just incase u know?
Mind u, only if your from that type of environment. If I walk to the store at nite for a pack of smokes, I really do have to worry about being jumped/robbed/stuck up etc
Hence the reason I identify with some rappers and some songs as I know how it is to be on the street grindin, being a sole survivor...

I swear, these "gangsta" (or, as we call, department store gangsta's) should actually take a trip to a ghetto. Here in North America. Even my area. My area isnt really bad, compared to some places in the US, but i know for a fact guys like the ones in the picture, wouldnt last 10 minutes - they'd get jumped for their clothes...u dont go around rockin that type of gear, nice tim's, sean jean etc on a reg day - some crack head will pop outta no where and shoot you for your shoes, just so he can get a next $5 rock...
Im sure Max knows what im talking about. He see's the shit that goes on, not all as the cops are still kinda a few steps behind the street, but they see alot.


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 18:44    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
I know guys that are like that irl. White guys.
Despite the opinions of 98% of the people that stereotype them by their look, I know that they are intelligent on some level. Just severely confused.


Intelligence has nothing to do with it, they all are lost when it comes to their identities...not to mention nowadays, every white boy and his brother thinks they are black simply because they have a 50cent cd...retarded, rap has gone to shit.

Makes me sick when i go to the club and I see these 19-20 year old "g's" who have prolly never held a gun, cut someone, sold drugs (i dont mean small amounts, im talking lbs and keys) etc

Not that im glorifying that lifestyle, cause its not cool at all. But fuck, listen to music u can identify with. Even still, listen to the music because u like the beat and the agression, thats cool. But just because other ppl are real g's, doesnt mean some white boy who sits in his room surrounded by posters is hard....makes me sick.

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Perfect example.....Walmart Gangsta....Laughing

Not to mention Do-rags are meant for black ppl who have their hair braided...it makes the hair softer and holds the braids in...just retarded if your some bald white guy wearing a do-rag....so sad, dont these ppl get smacked out by the german punk/goth rockers?




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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 18:49    Post subject:
Since I know we have some german guys here, please translate the following "song" by this fag - including all the slang...i wanna see if he can atleast put a few words together and make it sound half decent...although, i dont see how german rap works...but meh, still i wanna know see how he is

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Es ist schwer, jemand den man geliebt hat zu vergessen,

schließlich warst du mal von der Person besessen!

Schließ mit der Vergangenheit ab, für alle Zeiten,

es gibt nicht nur schlechte, sondern auch gute Seiten!

Weil du deine Ex deswegen hasst, rechne nicht mit ihr ab,

tu es nicht so wie ich es mit meinen Texten gemacht hab!

Du musst dein Weg gehen, lass Gras drüber wachsen,

man lernt aus Beziehungen, damit wird man erwachsen!

Verdräng deine Liebe, es kommt ein neuer Lebensabschnitt,

gewähre einer Neuen Verehrerin, in dein Leben, Eintritt!

Nimm dir alle Zeit der Welt, die du jetzt hast, nur für dich,

vielleicht kommt deine Ex zurück, du weißt es nicht!

Denk nicht darüber nach, dein Leben ist nicht kaputt,

fang von vorne an, ein neuer Abschnitt, alles wird gut!

Die Beziehung ist nur Scherben, Scherben bringen Glück,

du musst jetzt damit leben, denke nie wieder zurück!

Dass man seine große Liebe verliert, kommt eben vor,

wenn du deinen Kopf hängen lässt, bist du das Opfer!

Hast du wahre Freunde, dann halten sie immer zu dir,

sprich dich bei ihnen aus, es wird helfen, glaube mir!

Aber hasse niemals deine Ex, denn du hast sie geliebt,

keine Person hat so einen Hass jemals verdient!

Und jetzt hör auf von schönen Dingen zu träumen,

lebe dein Leben wie früher, sonst wirst dus versäumen!

Ich schreibe das alles, denn ich hab es durchgemacht,

denkt nach, ich weiß ganz genau, dass ich recht hab!


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Here's the Babelfish translation...if its accurate, omg this guy is fuckin pathetic....

Quote:
It is heavy, someone which one loved to forget, finally you were times possessed by the person! Lock with the past, for all times, there are not only bad, but also good sides! _ because you your ex therefore hate, account for not with it off, do it not as I it with my texts made! You must go your way, let grass more drueber grow, one learns from relations, thus one will arise! Displace your love, it comes a new period of life, grant to a new Verehrerin, into your life, entrance! Take to you all time of the world, which you have now, only for you, perhaps does not return your ex, you know it! Do not think about it, your life is not broken, catch from the front on, a new section, everything becomes good! The relationship is only pieces of broken glass, pieces of broken glass brings luck, you must now live thereby, think never again back! The fact that one loses its large love occurs evenly, if you hang lets your head, you are the victim! If you have true friends, then they always hold to you, with them, if it expresses you will help, believes me! But never hate your ex, because you loved it, no person ever earned so a hate! And now hear on from beautiful things to to dream, live your life like in former times, otherwise dus will miss! I write that everything, because I it went through, thinks, I white completely exactly that I quite have!


And why cant i sign his guestbook? I wanna rip this motherfucker, In a bad mood and feel like going off on someone Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 18:52    Post subject:
Its so fucking enoying... Boys in pink, gotto be girls who made up this shit, to make boys look less cool or something, well imo its just gay.
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 18:54    Post subject:
bad translation Razz

how about this one, called 'Ma Style'
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None can copy me, I has my own Style, you try it nevertheless, are mine really like that geil? Thanks, but case not in faint, if you see me, only because you do not create it, I you everything vermiest! I finds merrily, my own Style to create must I, because I am a gangster and find imitations annoying! My God are not boring you, have you own ideas, me, everyone looks at in the "Battle around Style" will lose! Catch to me to love, perhaps teaches I to you which, but you sits rather at home, drinks and always are high! You never participate, at which people the good Style has, only my Style has you always the voice strikes! You have to say nothing more, I seh already your eyes, how they look on me, your Style will never somewhat be suited! Only because I such a Style have, I am not conceited, there is none to show me my Style prevents! You are handicapped, catch on over my Style too laestern, your opinion is no matter to me, for me is it already yesterday! Remember firmly, what you is laesterst envy speaks there, passport up, otherwise you hear still your nasal bone like it break! I am already used to it, but I white all are envious, but it does not itch me, I shits on all and you! I want never again which to hear, over my Style and me, none has such a geilen Style, only one and a that is I!


Hey Sweet
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Hey sweet I schau you on, you looks so sharply, only because of you, go I now each day out of the house! To see with hope you perhaps times again, I see you and ask myself, want you with me ausgehn? Oh I must still say to you, as geil you for me is, I am that, which misses you after the first DATE! You see so prettily out in your hot mini skirt, if I meet you, I always stand under shock! Baby as is to say ich's, you is tender and nice to you, how you move, you make me simply hot! You fall asleep beside me, I see your beauty, you shine like a bright star in the darkness! Your eyes open, it are like a sunbeam, you must go unfortunately again and it begin the agony! Hours offense to I you then finally wiederseh, for me you are like the only most beautiful Fee! It is much bezaubernd to maintain me with you and you then like my life in the arms hold! Each second with you, is so indescribably beautiful, your eyes sparkle so brightly, if I you spoil! You are like the most beautiful and not ending dream, I do not have your heart and custom it still times klaun! Better like ne millions in the Lotto, a kiss is, from you now you tears flow, how the water in a river! You have terribly fear that I will leave you, but I could do it never, because I die without you!


To my mom
Quote:
Mummy I is long always grateful my life, you like me still, even if I were stupid! You showed and with brought me much in the life, why I over it at that time made yourself merry? I was to be understood still too young around all these things, already moved, you wanted to schmeissen me times raus! The school geschwaenzt and you only lay, it does wrong to me and is glad, my job did not lose! Mummy I white, with me was not always easy it, noticed, how your son creeps out of the house! It is glad that we understand ourselves at one time dazzling, which is happen, simply all errors saw! I promise you one, I from you will never go, because I may be it here, I become to behave itself! You are the best mummy, there believe I completely firmly to, and only, because I can talk with you about everything! To me wrong for you, you does has a gangster as a son, I mean nut/mother, it nevertheless dear me bore! I can do also nothing for the fact that I became in such a way, are a "G" and that already in former times as a small child! Everything learned and abgeguckt of my brother, it is 6 years older, but I am harder around some! Now I am that, which gives eight on its sister, that, which watches out for it, because she loves me much! You since all for me there, if I you custom, if their times needs me, then am I also!


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 18:55    Post subject:
Omfg. How many pictures was that? I mean....come on. >.< Someone named bubba should rape his ass. Very Happy Niggah löööve!


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 18:55    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
bad translation Razz

Quote:
It is heavy, someone which one loved to forget, finally you were times possessed by the person! Lock with the past, for all times, there are not only bad, but also good sides! _ because you your ex therefore hate, account for not with it off, do it not as I it with my texts made! You must go your way, let grass more drueber grow, one learns from relations, thus one will arise! Displace your love, it comes a new period of life, grant to a new Verehrerin, into your life, entrance! Take to you all time of the world, which you have now, only for you, perhaps does not return your ex, you know it! Do not think about it, your life is not broken, catch from the front on, a new section, everything becomes good! The relationship is only pieces of broken glass, pieces of broken glass brings luck, you must now live thereby, think never again back! The fact that one loses its large love occurs evenly, if you hang lets your head, you are the victim! If you have true friends, then they always hold to you, with them, if it expresses you will help, believes me! But never hate your ex, because you loved it, no person ever earned so a hate! And now hear on from beautiful things to to dream, live your life like in former times, otherwise dus will miss! I write that everything, because I it went through, thinks, I white completely exactly that I quite have!


yeah, i figured as much. Thats why i want Lutz or someone to translate it, with the slang included


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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 21:04    Post subject:
Translation: Ex!

It's hard to forget someone that you loved,
after all you were obsessed with this person!
Forget about the past.. Forever
There aren't only bad sides but also good ones!
Because you hate your ex for this reason, don't
settle the score..
You got to cut your own path, give it some time,
you learn from relationships, it makes you grow up!
Repress your love, there's always a new stage in life,
Allow some new devotee to access your life!
Take your time, all that you've got, for yourself,
maybe your ex will come back, you don't know!
Don't think about it, your life isn't over,
just start again, a new stage of life, everything's
gonna be alright!
Your relationship is just shards now, break a thing, mend your luck,
you have to deal with it now, don't think back to it!
You'll always lose some real 'Love', shit happens,
don't hang your head, don't be the victim!
If you got real friends they'll always stick by/to you,
talk to them, it's gonna help you, believe me!
But never ever hate your ex, 'cause you loved here,
no one's worthy being hated like that!
And now stop dreamin', live your life like before,
'cause otherwise you're gonna miss something!
I wrote this, 'cause i expirienced it myself,
think about it, I know that I am right!

I am sorry.. Actually this translation isn't that good,
but I couldn't make more out of the lyrics..
The actually don't make any sense..
Furthermore there is no 'real' rhymin' or any
other lyrical style in his texts Sad


Something 'bout rated movies..
12 years+: The good guy gets the girl
16 years+: The bad guy gets the girl
18 years+: All guys get the girl
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PostPosted: Mon, 20th Feb 2006 21:11    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Since I know we have some german guys here, please translate the following "song" by this fag - including all the slang...i wanna see if he can atleast put a few words together and make it sound half decent...although, i dont see how german rap works...but meh, still i wanna know see how he is


Most of what's goin' on in german rap 'scene' is pure crap..
There's actually some good stuff.. But don't try to get an
idea of what german rap is like by reading his lyrics..
PURE SHIZZZ
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2006 15:11    Post subject:
Awwww this is sad, mainly because it really looks like a fool from my class who basically acts the sameway. And thats really really annoying, cant take it serious.

The whole "im tuff cause i got a dum looking carpet on my head with a hat over" and look at this pic with my baseball pat.

Even the "Hey im friend with a "real" black man, then its ok for me to do all these things"

Even the part that the family is in it together just resemblese this fool to the one in my class even my Sad


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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2006 15:31    Post subject:
roCcor wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Since I know we have some german guys here, please translate the following "song" by this fag - including all the slang...i wanna see if he can atleast put a few words together and make it sound half decent...although, i dont see how german rap works...but meh, still i wanna know see how he is


Most of what's goin' on in german rap 'scene' is pure crap..
There's actually some good stuff.. But don't try to get an
idea of what german rap is like by reading his lyrics..
PURE SHIZZZ


I dunno, this may sound wrong but I think rap should stay a north american thing...it just doesnt sound right coming from someone with an accent - like a european accent.

Like, its common around here to say "nigga please" and talk pure slang...I cant see a brit/german/danish guy pulling off that sorta slang so it actually sound right...not like some poser trying to speak 'ebonics'


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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2006 15:46    Post subject:
Atleast they look up to the black, but anyway, its lame. I think the whole style came of the hard life in America, the rap etc. And now there is lots of wannabe's in Europe who thinks its soooo cool being a "gangsta.."
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2006 15:55    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Atleast they look up to the black, but anyway, its lame. I think the whole style came of the hard life in America, the rap etc. And now there is lots of wannabe's in Europe who thinks its soooo cool being a "gangsta.."



Quote:
Main Entry: gang·ster
Pronunciation: 'ga[ng]-st&r
Function: noun
: a member of a gang of criminals <------------------------------------
- gang·ster·dom /-d&m/ noun
- gang·ster·ish /-st&-rish/ adjective
- gang·ster·ism /-st&-"ri-z&m/ noun


I don't see anything about white/black thing or what they wear...

Don't get me wrong on this one... this guy is just a joke... but when you see

http://metal.eu.org/fun/black-fucking-metal-argh-true-forest-grim.jpg

or http://www.metalforjesus.org/sons12.jpg <--- ROFLMAO

Il rather be the wankster Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Feb 2006 16:14    Post subject:
omg, the 'metal for jesus' is so fuckin gay

SEX, DRUGS and ROCK N ROLL for shit sake....

not Chastity, christ and rock n roll...that doesnt work....


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