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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jul 2020 17:55    Post subject:
I assume you need to be able to read to play paper mario? my 5yo loved pokemon but hadn't a clue what was going on. I'm sure he'd love this too, if i read him everything (no).


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jul 2020 18:43    Post subject:
Story is simple.
Bad guy shows up does bad things you save the day.

Only things you need to read are tutorials for combat, items and such and hints for boss battles. Story wise it's conveyed visually and with text. So no need to read it's all self explanatory.

Writing is awful though. Story is ok. But the localization team is stuck in the twitter weeb chat group or some gay shit. Some of the ridiculousness I read is like what adults without kids think kids will find funny.

5yo might have trouble with the battle system. I'd use the available cheats for unlimited coins and add additional time for each battle. As it could get quite stressful. Even though it's easy.

Saner wrote:
Paper Mario is nice and brainless but fuck the "combat" gets old real quick


As you level up you can avoid meaningless combat.


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jul 2020 20:14    Post subject:
Yeah I know you can hammer or jump to avoid some, thus far anyway.


I'm enjoying the game, I'd enjoy the combat more if it had a point (ie to level up) it just feels needless most of the time


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PostPosted: Mon, 13th Jul 2020 21:28    Post subject:
Coins and confetti lol


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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jul 2020 12:43    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Coins and confetti lol


Yeah cause that is so hard to come by Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


ragnarus wrote:

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PostPosted: Tue, 14th Jul 2020 12:47    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Story is simple.
Bad guy shows up does bad things you save the day.

Only things you need to read are tutorials for combat, items and such and hints for boss battles. Story wise it's conveyed visually and with text. So no need to read it's all self explanatory.

Writing is awful though. Story is ok. But the localization team is stuck in the twitter weeb chat group or some gay shit. Some of the ridiculousness I read is like what adults without kids think kids will find funny.

5yo might have trouble with the battle system. I'd use the available cheats for unlimited coins and add additional time for each battle. As it could get quite stressful. Even though it's easy.

Saner wrote:
Paper Mario is nice and brainless but fuck the "combat" gets old real quick


As you level up you can avoid meaningless combat.

Thanks man, gonna give it a shot with him later on!!


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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jul 2020 10:00    Post subject:
For those of you exploring the high seas. Fucked if I can find the last Island
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PostPosted: Thu, 16th Jul 2020 10:49    Post subject:
Finally found the last bastard Island, it's underwater and you have to be pretty accurate in where you dive

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https://i.imgur.com/SvhlGMC.jpg


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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jul 2020 16:36    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jul 2020 17:07    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Jul 2020 19:19    Post subject:
Fuck crysis
Wheres carrion


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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2020 11:58    Post subject:
Can it run Crysis? Yeah sure, at 400p apparently. And Playstation 3 called, they want their textures back.
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PostPosted: Fri, 24th Jul 2020 22:28    Post subject:
Carrion is awesome until you play as humans.
They control like elevator action 2 characters which is nice but changes the pace.

Crysis stutters a lot. It smooth until it isnt and then it lags. Like playing on a Pentium celeron.


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2020 19:35    Post subject:
Wow dat OG Carrion Switch icon Laughing

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2020/08/carrions_controversial_nintendo_switch_menu_icon_has_been_changed

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Players spotted that the game's Switch menu icon looked like... Well, something you wouldn't necessarily expect to see on your system next to the likes of Animal Crossing and Paper Mario. A quick search for comments on the icon online shows that the design has been rather controversial with some players calling it 'disturbing' and '[messed] up', while others questioned how it ever got through Nintendo's vetting procedures.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2020 00:21    Post subject:
Alright people.
Super mario 64 is crack for kids.
Playing the port on the switch and the wee one just on hearing the sound runs up and demands me to play it. Shes only 19 months.

So now on the tv is the complete playthrough and shes loving it. Its certified crack. No other mario game gets her this fixated.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2020 02:42    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Alright people.
Super mario 64 is crack for kids.
Playing the port on the switch and the wee one just on hearing the sound runs up and demands me to play it. Shes only 19 months.

So now on the tv is the complete playthrough and shes loving it. Its certified crack. No other mario game gets her this fixated.


Did you want this thread?

https://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=109366&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=990


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2020 03:13    Post subject:
Nah. Any switch thread will do for the warning of super mario 64 being crack for kids.


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2020 10:36    Post subject:
Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2020 10:43    Post subject:
Have / had the same issue with Odyssey! It’s also the first AAA game I’ve seen set up so a 5 year old can complete it (via the guide mode). I wish more games had that kind of thing so I could leave them playing it!!


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Aug 2020 14:41    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Alright people.
Super mario 64 is crack for kids.
Playing the port on the switch and the wee one just on hearing the sound runs up and demands me to play it. Shes only 19 months.

So now on the tv is the complete playthrough and shes loving it. Its certified crack. No other mario game gets her this fixated.


My son is 11 and even after all the new Fortnites and Minecrafts of today, he keeps coming back to Mario64 (PC Emu) religiously every few months and he was super excited that he can play a very decent port on the Switch now.
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Aug 2020 01:47    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Aug 2020 14:23    Post subject:
Skyward
Killer 7
Are the recent rumors.

Never played killer 7.
Tried other suda51 games and they're too Japanese for my liking.
Was too poor to afford wii motion + and skyward.

Would be nice.
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Aug 2020 15:32    Post subject:
Skyward Sword is good like every Zelda game, Killer 7 is super random, typical Suda51 stuff, gameplay is also very weird and on-rails in a way, but has a certain unique feel to it.
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Aug 2020 16:37    Post subject:
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Rumours of Skyward Sword coming to Switch are floating around. I hope it's true, I never got to play it ^_^


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Neither did I!


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Aug 2020 15:55    Post subject:
I kept trying to play it and hated the controls. Hopefully they've fixed that with the rerelease...


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