I'M BATMAN!
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Wed, 29th Jun 2022 23:09    Post subject: I'M BATMAN!
I found a little baby bat in the house.

Probably came through an open window.

Put her in a paper sheet and let her out in the garden.

Not sure she gon survive tho.

Haven't seen bats in the wild here in the city.

Strange.

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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 01:15    Post subject:
I'm spiderman Sad
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 01:31    Post subject:
I’m cockroach man. 💀
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 02:13    Post subject:
I'm cockman
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 02:34    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
I'm cockman


How many in your house atm? Total infestation?
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 03:53    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
I'm cockman
Aren`t you the Fuckman?

Fucking fuckedy fuck
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couleur
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 06:50    Post subject:
I‘m woman


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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Frant
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 18:53    Post subject:
In the late nights of autumn I can hear their "pings" when they fly around between the buildings to munch on flying bugs. Obviously I can't see batshit (!) and their sonar is bouncing between buildings so fast. We're not talking swarms here, just a tiny local population. Great critters.. and THEY'RE NOT FOR EATING!!!


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 19:56    Post subject:
I'm...Toadman!

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 20:36    Post subject:
It's a little colourful. Have you tried licking it?


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 21:11    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
It's a little colourful. Have you tried licking it?

5-CoviDMT here I come grinhurt
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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 23:43    Post subject:
Occasionally I get to be magpieman

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He likes to eat the mealworms I have for my bearded dragon. If I don't answer him when he's at the door, he does a lot of this until I feed the little shit:

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PostPosted: Thu, 30th Jun 2022 23:49    Post subject:
I am just tired


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CafeA_min
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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Jul 2022 20:43    Post subject:
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Yuri




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PostPosted: Fri, 1st Jul 2022 21:17    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
I‘m woman

Congrats on the sex change. Proud of you, girl.



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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couleur
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2022 21:07    Post subject:
Yuri wrote:
couleur wrote:
I‘m woman

Congrats on the sex change. Proud of you, girl.


pm me dickpics.


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2022 00:55    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
I‘m woman


well, hello there m'lady *tips fedora*
how are you on this fine day? I'm great in case you were wondering, I wouldn't want to intrude on such a goddess, but the alpha in me wants us to get to know eachother. I love high art such as Gundam and Card Captor Sakura. I also enjoy the finest of literature. have you heard of manga? it's very foreign, and very niche. not many know about it. but I do, m'lady. my favourite is the bible black series. how about you come over and I can show you my katana collection, and we can read together and maybe enjoy a movie together. I promise I'm a nice guy, I'll even let you sit on the couch.


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Yuri




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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2022 19:55    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
Yuri wrote:
couleur wrote:
I‘m woman

Congrats on the sex change. Proud of you, girl.


pm me dickpics.

I'll just post the pics of my majestic cock here for everyone to enjoy:
https://imgur.com/a/JHiJODo



1 and 2 are still amazing.
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2022 19:59    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
couleur wrote:
I‘m woman


well, hello there m'lady *tips fedora*
how are you on this fine day? I'm great in case you were wondering, I wouldn't want to intrude on such a goddess, but the alpha in me wants us to get to know eachother. I love high art such as Gundam and Card Captor Sakura. I also enjoy the finest of literature. have you heard of manga? it's very foreign, and very niche. not many know about it. but I do, m'lady. my favourite is the bible black series. how about you come over and I can show you my katana collection, and we can read together and maybe enjoy a movie together. I promise I'm a nice guy, I'll even let you sit on the couch.


I watched (/fapped to) all of these Sad
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