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Yeah Wick is a superhero, can fall 5 stories no injuries, be shot 100x - his magic suit makes him immune to bullets!!, he can hit by cars unlimited times as well.
It's "ow my balls" the action movie series.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sun, 28th May 2023 02:12 Post subject: |
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Air - 7/10
A rather solid movie both in terms of storytelling and acting, it does exactly what it needs to. There's little mystery of course since the plot is common knowledge, but it's got some surprisingly amusing bits. Things went definitely better for Matt here than in fortune favors the brave 
The not-so-breathtaking Excommunicado from Belarus vol.IV - 6/10
Slightly less arthritic than the previous John Wick, although as always, the paper-thin story with Keanu's signature stiff acting and the heavy presence of cartoon-like characters didn't really improve the situation. On the plus side, the extra-stylish direction made the circus pleasant to the eye, which is the only reason the franchise exists in the first place.
I tried to find a tiny bit of suspension of disbelief in a 170-minute long run 'n gun session where the plot-armoured Mr. Baba choreographically fights psychic blind men and dancers in bulletproof suits, but alas.   At least it ended in a proper way, *it's something*
| AmpegV4 wrote: | Yeah Wick is a superhero, can fall 5 stories no injuries, be shot 100x - his magic suit makes him immune to bullets!!, he can hit by cars unlimited times as well.
It's "ow my balls" the action movie series. |
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garus
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| Posted: Sun, 28th May 2023 15:32 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 29th May 2023 17:59 Post subject: |
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The Covenant - 8/10
A great ride from start to finish, terrorists love their Toyotas.
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| Posted: Wed, 31st May 2023 09:09 Post subject: |
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Hypnotic 6/10: Ben Affleck and Robert Rodriguez bad movie. The score would be lower but it has a kind of comically dumb bad movie vibe about it.
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VonMisk
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| Posted: Sat, 3rd Jun 2023 19:47 Post subject: |
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Glorious - 7/10
Pretty fine low budget cosmic horror.
IMDb: : Glorious
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| Posted: Tue, 6th Jun 2023 14:17 Post subject: ***** |
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*****
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Jun 2023 17:02 Post subject: ***** |
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*****
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Frant
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Jun 2023 19:56 Post subject: |
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Bunker - 6/10
WW1. Allied soldiers enter a German bunker in no-mans-land that has been abandoned for unknown reasons. They get trapped in the bunker with paranoia and some evil horror going on.
It was okay, nothing to write home about. I enjoyed The Bunker (2001) more.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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Frant
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Jun 2023 22:59 Post subject: |
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The Cellar (2022) - 5/10
So the devil is into maths? Meh.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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Frant
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| Posted: Tue, 20th Jun 2023 01:32 Post subject: |
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Evil Dead Rising - 4/10
Some nice gore, otherwise it was fairly stupid and didn't feel like an Evil Dead movie.
 Spoiler: | When the protagonist says "Come Get Some" towards the end it failed so miserably and made me cringe. |
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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| Posted: Tue, 20th Jun 2023 21:40 Post subject: |
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Ant-man 3 -/10
Barely made it into min 15. Turned it off, no thanks. After Infinity War, marvel movies are really competing each other on which is worse.
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| Posted: Mon, 26th Jun 2023 20:11 Post subject: ***** |
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*****
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vurt
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| Posted: Wed, 28th Jun 2023 14:20 Post subject: |
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Beau is Afraid. 6/10. this a mix of a 9/10 movie and a 4/10. It's so sad that film isn't expensive any more and you can just shoot hours upon hours of garbage to make it 3h. this should have been 1.40 and it would have been really good. It's quite the (LSD) experience in many ways but its also pure shit in so many other ways. could easily have gone down as a classic and super memorable, but no, it's 2023 and it wont happen (no i don't mean woke stuff, i mean filler shit).
The super dark humor in this is just remarkable at times, really laughed my ass off a few times..
Fire in the Sky 7/10. it has aged a bit poorly when it comes to some of the dramatic scenes and acting. The alien parts are still fucking eerie.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Thu, 29th Jun 2023 23:46 Post subject: |
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| vurt wrote: | Beau is Afraid. 6/10. this a mix of a 9/10 movie and a 4/10. It's so sad that film isn't expensive any more and you can just shoot hours upon hours of garbage to make it 3h. this should have been 1.40 and it would have been really good. It's quite the (LSD) experience in many ways but its also pure shit in so many other ways. could easily have gone down as a classic and super memorable, but no, it's 2023 and it wont happen (no i don't mean woke stuff, i mean filler shit).
The super dark humor in this is just remarkable at times, really laughed my ass off a few times.. |
Yeah, I was prepared to experience an outlandish ride but the movie is downright insane with no filters whatsoever, zero logic because of its extreme pretentiousness and absolutely no regard for the viewer's time 
It's indeed both brilliant and obnoxious, almost in equal measure. The latter feeling eventually prevailed for me, though I appreciated some of its absurd scenes and Joaquin was solid as always. |
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| Posted: Mon, 3rd Jul 2023 17:09 Post subject: ***** |
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*****
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vurt
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Ankh
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| Posted: Tue, 4th Jul 2023 01:50 Post subject: |
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jeepers creeper reborn - 0/10
This has to be a joke... felt like something a couple of students had put together. lol!
edit: it was supposed to be happening at night, but there was more light during the night than daytime. As if a supernova had just exploded haha
shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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Przepraszam
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Guardians.of.the.Galaxy.Vol.3
To be honest. I am not even going to rate this one.
So fucking boring and overrated. Guess just tired with Marvel shit. There is nothing innovative anymore about the movies, just rehashes with +1 to each one...
Marvel Fatigue is real.
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| Posted: Sat, 8th Jul 2023 12:08 Post subject: |
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Top Gun 2 - 5/10 Even the well done jets could not save it, generic 1980"action flick, and no story to tell
Renfield - 6/10 Entertaining
The Covenant - 7/10 Solid. Sometimes it resembles parts of other movies glue together
John Wick 4 - 4/10 Boring and repetitive
Extraction 2 - 3.5/10 Same as above, didn't bother to finish it
Guardians.of.the.Galaxy.Vol.3 - 6/10 still Entertaining, to many characters to mash together hurt the pace.
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