The Welfare office
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Mar 2006 11:10    Post subject: The Welfare office
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but
he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year.
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me?"
The welfare worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Mar 2006 11:23    Post subject: Re: The Welfare office
Jenni wrote:
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but
he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year.
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me?"
The welfare worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."


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nice one


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Mar 2006 13:08    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Mar 2006 14:29    Post subject:
haha nice one Jenni Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Mar 2006 16:41    Post subject:
haha. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Mar 2006 20:05    Post subject:
hahahaha Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Mar 2006 03:41    Post subject:
hahaha Laughing

I like that and Im sure the guys at work will get a kick outta it Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Mar 2006 10:43    Post subject:
hahaha awesome Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Mar 2006 17:05    Post subject:
grinhurt that was funny


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