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vurt
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The Killer - 4/10. Everything it tries falls flat. It doesn't work as a hitman movie, it doesn't work as a dark comedy, or as some meta satire. It's just a boring, uninspired mess.
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tonizito
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Location: Portugal, the shithole of Europe.
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Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One 0/10
 Spoiler: | They bump off my girl Becca so that derp cruise can have his "ooooo le quirky humor" scenes with this career-failed-10-years-ago english floozy?! FOR SHAME!
Anyway this was mostly okay but the bad guy is so badly introduced and explained it's unbelievable, unless there was some miniseries I've missed?
Even Becca's death is telegraphed a trillion light years away (but that doesn't make it any less sad  ) 
For their sake I hope they keep Pom alive for the next one |
5/10, then.
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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jackbomb
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Oct 2024 10:51 Post subject: |
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The Substance - 8/10
All hail the new flesh!
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M4trix
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Location: Croatia, Adriatic coast (I can see ixi from here)
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Oct 2024 16:21 Post subject: |
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Bagman (2024) 2.5/10
Another wannabe 'horror' movie. As always in B horror movies there are a lot of cheap 'scary' jumpy scenes. Rattling door here, rattling window over there.
Police knows jack shit as usual. Also I skipped plenty of boring scenes. Akshually it's a movie for teens. Nuff said.
/me disappoint
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vurt
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| Posted: Tue, 22nd Oct 2024 14:00 Post subject: ***** |
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*****
Last edited by Areius on Fri, 19th Sep 2025 16:29; edited 2 times in total
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Ankh
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| Posted: Mon, 28th Oct 2024 20:48 Post subject: |
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Trap: 3/10
Wtf...Shyamalan...what the hell was that all about? Among the shittiest movies ive seen in ages. Worthless dialogs and story. How the hell could you fail this hard? I know you just wanted to promote your daughters generic music, but c'mon?? Not one single scene in this movie where either me or my girlfriend sighed. Really really predictable and too many coincidences...this was pure and utter crap.
I've seen really bad tvmovies that have had better production value than this garbage. And how the fuck can it have a 5.9 rating at IMDB?
shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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| Posted: Fri, 1st Nov 2024 09:59 Post subject: |
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Operation Mincemeat 8,5/10
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Nov 2024 16:56 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Nov 2024 17:42 Post subject: |
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Guy Ritchie's The Covenant 7/10 good mix . just to much bullshit action pewpewpew murikaaa at the end
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couleur
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| Posted: Sat, 2nd Nov 2024 23:27 Post subject: |
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Anora 9/10
Got dragged into this, expecting, I don’t even know what, movie was somehow awesome.
"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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| Posted: Sun, 3rd Nov 2024 01:01 Post subject: |
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Ankh
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| Posted: Sun, 3rd Nov 2024 09:02 Post subject: |
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what the...
shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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| Posted: Wed, 6th Nov 2024 02:56 Post subject: |
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Il_Padrino
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| Posted: Wed, 6th Nov 2024 08:22 Post subject: |
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I think this was called the funniest movie of all time, no? I think it's still hilarious
There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in.
Truly gone fishing.
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| Posted: Wed, 6th Nov 2024 09:41 Post subject: |
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Best comedy - There's something about Mary 
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Saner
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| Posted: Wed, 6th Nov 2024 10:31 Post subject: |
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and with that, nobody cared what Max's opinion was ever again
| ragnarus wrote: |
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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| Posted: Wed, 6th Nov 2024 12:44 Post subject: |
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What's funnier? Also like Naked Guns, Pink Panther, Tropic Thunder and others..
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Frant
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Nov 2024 01:16 Post subject: |
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| Il_Padrino wrote: |
I think this was called the funniest movie of all time, no? I think it's still hilarious |
Don't call me Shirley.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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| madmax17 wrote: | | What's funnier? Also like Naked Guns, Pink Panther, Tropic Thunder and others.. |
Dr. Strangelove!
I love "There's something about Mary" btw, one of my favorite Hollywood comedy movies ever.
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Nov 2024 02:39 Post subject: |
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| 4treyu wrote: | | madmax17 wrote: | | What's funnier? Also like Naked Guns, Pink Panther, Tropic Thunder and others.. |
Dr. Strangelove!
I love "There's something about Mary" btw, one of my favorite Hollywood comedy movies ever. |
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Ankh
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Nov 2024 22:14 Post subject: |
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Cure (1997) - 8/10 An absolute treat, and one of my favorite things I've watched in the past few years.
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| Posted: Sun, 10th Nov 2024 18:50 Post subject: |
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Deadpool & Wolverine
--/10
I couldn't finish it.. Stupid fan service instead of a proper story...And it's not funny..
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Nov 2024 09:47 Post subject: |
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Red One 5.5 out of 10.
My 9 year old enjoyed it , me and the wife thought it was a bit meh but could of been really good
It was a 12A so for me it could have been a bit darker but still funny.
I thought the young witch was cast really badly too.
Some nice affects and some funnyish moments but nowhere near Beetlejuice level
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Nov 2024 17:19 Post subject: ***** |
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*****
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Nov 2024 17:26 Post subject: |
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One jumanji is enough mate 
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M4trix
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Event Horizon (1997) 7.5/10
Classic.
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some of the effects are still cool. 5/10
