Bananaphobia
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vurt




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Nov 2024 03:49    Post subject: Bananaphobia
A Swedish Minister has a fear of bananas and areas has to be secured from them before she can enter.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c30p1p2jllmo

Another Swedish woman (article from 2016) also claims she has a banana phobia. "They're more dangerous when they're laying alone." is one of her claims. "I wouldn't exactly turn my back against them" is another.

https://www.expressen.se/gt/gabriella-49-lider-av-fobi-for-bananer/
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Nov 2024 10:26    Post subject:
Well, the reason the world is laughing at the west and why the conservatives are rising is because shit like this. Get the fuck out of government you lunatic
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Nov 2024 10:49    Post subject:
wow Laughing afraid of bananas = terrible in the bedroom.
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couleur
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Nov 2024 14:15    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
wow Laughing afraid of bananas = terrible in the bedroom.


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M4trix




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Nov 2024 15:36    Post subject:
Probably because there were cases the Brazilian wandering spider came with bananas. The most dangerous fucking arachnid on Earth.

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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Nov 2024 17:55    Post subject:
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Frant
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Nov 2024 21:07    Post subject:
Yeah, the minister that became a joke. Current Swedish government is a joke that is deconstructing what Sweden used to be. Just shoot the fuckers in the head. Not sure what to replace them with. ChatGPT?


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vurt




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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Nov 2024 01:39    Post subject:
M4trix wrote:
Probably because there were cases the Brazilian wandering spider came with bananas. The most dangerous fucking arachnid on Earth.



Unlikely, because that is easy to explain, it makes somewhat sense, while they struggle to give any kind of explanation. Also that is more arachnophobia...


@Frant
"Just shoot the fuckers in the head"?

that'll just introduce that darn get-shot-in-the-head-phobia amongst politicians Very Happy
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