Literally EVERY white, straight person in a position of power is a villain, or at best a witless buffoon. Gays, trannies and people of other skin colors are always the heroes. But yeah, the game has no agenda whatsoever
Finally done as well It's a long game, even on lower difficulty.
Luke's review feels the most honest and nuanced of the bunch I've seen, and I pretty much agree with every point.
The comparison with AC: Valhalla is on point. It's fun for about 10-12 hours, and then it starts to drag. And like Valhalla wasn't an AC game, this is not a Dragon Age game, let alone an RPG. It's a GoW clone for the masses, done badly.
There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in.
Truly gone fishing.
Probably not entirely right, but at least he avoids drama by making hollow meaningsless bullshit reviews like that. It's meaningless since it doesn't touch upon the tings that are important and why the game is a massive failure in the majority of peoples eyes.
Because he / she / they / xe / xir is a moron that defends woke shit.
Yep, just remember the "fuck JK rowling" thrown as the first sentence in his hogwarts legacy review. At least seems to be smart enough not to do it out loud.
Also read some rumors that he was REEEEEE'ing hard after the don's victory and considering moving back to Londonistan with wife and daughters
boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
I won't download it, buy it, receive it for free, play it with a gun to my head or for $10,000.
If I ever launch this game, it is because I have had a significant brain injury. Even then, I would hope the 1 brain cell I have left is still so repulsed at these characters and writing, that it would still be impossible.
The human race thought we hit rock bottom with Colonial Marines, Metal Gear Survive, CATS CGI or Uwe Boll films. But no. This is it. THIS is what rock bottom looks like.
Some jaded, miserable cunts made this abomination.
Current Biowere is, allegedly, a cult. They don't care.
They probably already convinced themselves the game is a success and any and all problems are caused by fascist propaganda, not the game's inadequacies.
What? I watched till the end, and they missed the best animal dialogue around that first questline. Tara — Gale. You do need Gale in the party to trigger it, but still, it's hillarious.
I won't download it, buy it, receive it for free, play it with a gun to my head or for $10,000.
If I ever launch this game, it is because I have had a significant brain injury. Even then, I would hope the 1 brain cell I have left is still so repulsed at these characters and writing, that it would still be impossible.
The human race thought we hit rock bottom with Colonial Marines, Metal Gear Survive, CATS CGI or Uwe Boll films. But no. This is it. THIS is what rock bottom looks like.
Some jaded, miserable cunts made this abomination.
Eurosocjus, for *some* reason, is now posting almost daily articles on what one of the writers of the first three games is blathering on about on his bluesky account...
They're planning to give this garbage some BS GOTY award, aren't they?
boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
It took me 75h to finish and overally enjoyed it, 7/10. Fuck the haters
Agree with the 7/10.
Don't know if i'll get to the end of this though.
It's your avarage uninspiring AAA game. Good production values, medicore in all what it does. It's a decent production though, few bugs, good performance and decent graphics. If you are tired and just want to play a casual sword and sorcery game without thinking to much, this is fine.
Are the 2 of you writers for IGN by any chance? What's the breakup for the 7/10? 5 points to keep getting access, 1 point for a stable release and 1 point for the hair graphics?
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