Money-making bets
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HubU
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Mar 2026 22:22    Post subject: Money-making bets
This current madness offers tons of opportunities to invest.
What are your lines made off?

I'm mostly a trade value guy, thus Wolters Klauwer seem incredibly underalued for what it's worth.

Strong leadership and fundamuntals.

I'll buy more in the coming days, reinforcing my downtrend line with them (thank you, Donald, you piece of worthless shit).

I wanna sink my jaws into ANHEUSER-BUSCH-INBEV, my Belgian favourite.



What are you up to?


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tonizito
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Mar 2026 22:30    Post subject:
I'm going with FUCK and ALL Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Mar 2026 23:08    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
I'm going with FUCK and ALL Sad


Ah, the famous $ASSBUGGER ticker Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Mar 2026 23:11    Post subject:
I get you, if you're quite penniless, used to walk that lane for quite a while, if we're talking paycheck to paycheck (if even...).
That's why I don't want to walk it ever again.


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Mar 2026 23:15    Post subject:
It's not that, it's just that 1- wouldn't even know where to start and 2- It's probably a sizeable time sink and these days after work my mind is full of fuck, with little patience to do anything other than shitpost and vegetate in front of another screen Laughing Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2026 10:28    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:
It's not that, it's just that 1- wouldn't even know where to start and 2- It's probably a sizeable time sink and these days after work my mind is full of fuck, with little patience to do anything other than shitpost and vegetate in front of another screen Laughing Sad


Hahaha fair enough Very Happy

Then by a Euro Stoxx (sounds like a porn name Laughing) 50 or 600-based private ETF. Just buy it and let it rest.

No need to follow nor manage it. Let that bitch quietly fluctuate for years. No amazing returns, but you'll beat inflation and whatever joke returns your bank gives you as a "good little saver". Smile

Because either in Portulol or Belgorofl, if you think your gov is ever gonna give you a decent retirement and/or care for your ass when it gets old, keep dreaming Mad


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2026 11:24    Post subject:
Dude not any stock that is down is a good investment

Wolters Kluwer is down from way overvalued. It's buissiness is in question cause of AI. It's low growth, high risk. If things go right, you'll get low growth. Prior valuations will never return cause it can never be regarded as a defensive stock. If AI is a problem there buissiness is at stake and it will go down some more.

Beer: gen z stopped drinking beer. It's not a growth market, stay out of it.

Stock picking is realy difficult now. Everything is expensive and it's unclear what the next thing will be.
Think alphabet and all US cloud tech is safish. But Alphabet could also suffer from lawsuits since a court blamed them for addictive content. This can get big. Microsoft is down for no reason, that's porbably allright.

Only good picks are in obscure stock, but that's high risk and very hard to get right.

Better sticking with ETF's imho.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2026 11:31    Post subject:
I'm more looking at stocks that are impacted by the global politics and happenings. Currently looking at helium stocks. Some high risk/high profit ones, like HeliumOne that could be something.

Also looking at Coca Cola (access to drinking water will become more restricted) and also McDonalds (fastfood does well in general when the economy is slowing down).

But still waiting for an opportunity. S&P 500 has been dropping for 4 weeks in a row now, seems too soon to buy in. And the market is completely overvalued anyway.


Not putting my stocks in the classics like Inbev, though. People will avoid restaurants/cafés when they are struggling for cash. And indeed, Gen Z doesn't drink a lot of beer.
Wolters Kluwer seems to be in complete freefall, and at its lowest valued price ever. Also with friketje on that, and I'd stay away from that, personally. Going to be a long time to see any profit on that.

Same with other "boomer stocks" like Kinepolis, for instance. There's just no money in movie theatres anymore.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2026 11:37    Post subject:
HubU wrote:
Hahaha fair enough Very Happy

Then by a Euro Stoxx (sounds like a porn name Laughing) 50 or 600-based private ETF. Just buy it and let it rest.

No need to follow nor manage it. Let that bitch quietly fluctuate for years. No amazing returns, but you'll beat inflation and whatever joke returns your bank gives you as a "good little saver". Smile

Because either in Portulol or Belgorofl, if you think your gov is ever gonna give you a decent retirement and/or care for your ass when it gets old, keep dreaming Mad
That ETF stuff might be worth looking into then, if it really is as hands off as you make it seem

As for your last paragraph, nigga is you crazy? Exactly because I'm not expecting nothing from the government in my golden years (Laughing) is the reason I already have some money on a no risk pubic debt bearer bond (closest I can translate it to english, but it's no risk) and also dared putting a lil something away in another one that's not so safe.
Now I have a bigger chunk to save away but I'm undecided on how to go about it, risk wise.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2026 11:51    Post subject:
Rockets, drones and solutions against those 2 won't go away in the upcoming several years.

Now that AI and oil are uncertain routes, wouldn't weapons manufacturers be a safe bet for investments ?

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Il_Padrino




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2026 17:30    Post subject:
Yeah, although I think many of those have already gone up over the last year. Same as with AI, it might be safer to go with those that "sell the shovels" rather than "the gold diggers". Like chip manufacturers, suppliers for drone parts, ...

Food, water, fertilizer, transportation, ... also seem safe bets


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2026 20:13    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:

As for your last paragraph, nigga is you crazy? Exactly because I'm not expecting nothing from the government in my golden years (Laughing) is the reason I already have some money on a no risk pubic debt bearer bond (closest I can translate it to english, but it's no risk) and also dared putting a lil something away in another one that's not so safe.
Now I have a bigger chunk to save away but I'm undecided on how to go about it, risk wise.


I'll never give you any advice, not my expertise nor game. It's for you to find out.
All I'm saying is that whatever your banker tells you is a "fuck you" plan...

He gets his bonus selling turds of an investment, generaly bundled in his trimester bonus.
That cunt will never care about you.

Except for what lies in my underware, there's no magic wand that's gonna make you rich nor fortunate. I'll translate my signature in Portuguese:
"Não se ganha sem perder. Até o paraíso pede a morte."

Life itself is a risk. And listening to fellow Humpers, I made... not so good decisions Laughing
So who am I to say anything? Very Happy

I'll stick by that ETF advice, though, because it's a monster that feeds itself.


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2026 20:22    Post subject:
Answering to said Humpers:

friketje, WK has a solid management and structure, while I'm betting that AI won't hurt them, because I firmly belive that in the short term, again, WK being valued at 2008 isn't just fair, but stupid.
AI is overthought and overfactored in (IMHO), without any tangible results to show for it.

Again, that's the whole thing, and the whole point of this thread; to get people thinking.

So, you glorious nay-sayers, what are your lines/advice?

PS: I want to thank you all for interacting here


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Mar 2026 23:01    Post subject:
HubU wrote:


Life itself is a risk. And listening to fellow Humpers, I made... not so good decisions Laughing

I got into CRK during a previous 'hump investment round', around 2013-14, and it finally paid off last year Laughing (but pretty good too!)


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