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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:01    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Nerdy hot is good too...but its more work and there are less hot nerdy women around.

Gotta go for the 'normal' girl. An all around good woman. A good woman is impossible to find...Neutral


Hahahahaha
like the ads on the ttc

A good car, like a man, is impossible to find. (paraphrasing)
Laughing Laughing Laughing Oh. That just made my day when I read it.

I don't want a normal woman. They're the house-wife type. And... sure it's fine to pop in for a nooner once in a while... it'd be just... man... it's so 1950's. Y'know... pop in, meatloaf is in the oven sizzling in sauce. You sit on your couch, put on the evening news, the wife comes in with an ice cold beer and a handjob while you look over the daily events. Then you eat the meatloaf and talk about your day.

Yeah it sounds fine, but it also sounds boring. Like a typical perfect life. It will get monotonous. A white picket fence, a nice house and three kids: all attending fine Upper Canada schools.

Fuck that shit. I like nerdy women. They're shy at first. And once they open up, it's a lot better than having a normal woman around. You know that.

Nufan, i go to Centennial. Down by Pape. I haven't even thought of going to Ryerson. They didn't have the program I wanted. Almost went to George Brown, but that was for English. Fuck that shit.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:03    Post subject:
If you think veeeery far... it could suck to be with a girl 10 years older than you - when you grow old, she grow older

3 years down, and 5 up Smile
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:06    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Nufan, i go to Centennial. Down by Pape.


Hey ... that's in my hood! Very Happy ... like 1 km away Wink


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:06    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
3 years down, and 5 up Smile


I won't go that far down. 1 down and up... as long as it's not a walking corpse. I wouldn't mind a 30 year old.

1 down, and 10 up. Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:07    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
If you think veeeery far... it could suck to be with a girl 10 years older than you - when you grow old, she grow older

3 years down, and 5 up Smile


It's usually 2 up 2 down, but really it's 1 down and whatever up. I started an 'how old is too old' thread a while back but I can't find it (it was in this section though).

Like in the case of le milf. I wouldn't think of entertaining her, but i'm hardly gonna be with her for 20 years and at 33 she's damn fine looking and deffo worth a squirt.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:14    Post subject:
meh, age don't have that much too say, only if she's over 16 (Norway) its cool for me ^^
But its better to be with a girl with a brain that a hot slut...
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:19    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
But its better to be with a girl with a brain that a hot slut...

Brains are fine if you wanna play chess and recite Wagner in the bedroom. Other than that... intellectual conversations are only to be made in the gentlemen’s club. Not under the roof with the spouse. REMEMBER THAT!


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kirkblitz
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:26    Post subject:
Why not get a braniac slut?
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:28    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
But its better to be with a girl with a brain that a hot slut...


Wrong.

You're still a virgin so you can't really comment but even so, you're not looking for your life partner. A hot slut to fuck around with for a few months is easily more entertaining than an intellectual type who you can talk about theroies or whatever you talk about.

In the long term of course you can't go for someone who's a complete bimbo, and you do need to have conversations and what have you but not when you're just dicking around.


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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:33    Post subject:
Thats maybe why im a virgin... haha, i use to go away from the slutty girls because... think about how many guys they have slept with Surprised
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:34    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Thats maybe why im a virgin... haha, i use to go away from the slutty girls because... think about how many guys they have slept with Surprised


If you wear a condom and dont go down on it, then who cares?
You dont have to kiss a chick to have sex with her


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:49    Post subject:
Nothing wrong with kissing a slut either. Really, how often have you shagged a girl without kissing her once?

To be fair, most guys will shag any hot girl given the chance, so why can't a girl work on the same principles. As long as she uses protection, I wouldn't care if a girl has shagged 30 odd blokes before me.

My first girlfriend was what some people might refer to as a slut (loose sexual morales) and I don't regret going out with her for a second.

Sublime, so you reckon you're shagging a MILF now? Laughing
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:50    Post subject:
Thats true.. but i just don't like them. I want a real girl.. not one of those at the parties. Razz
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:51    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Thats true.. but i just don't like them. I want a real girl.. not one of those at the parties. Razz


Just use her to gain experience and confidence. Wink
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:56    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
deelix wrote:
Thats true.. but i just don't like them. I want a real girl.. not one of those at the parties. Razz


Just use her to gain experience and confidence. Wink

Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 23:06    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Sublime, so you reckon you're shagging a MILF now? Laughing


Not yet but i'll deffo be on her in a few months. I coulda got her on sat but went to a party instead which I don't regret. It's not as simple as just dickin her though coz she's a nice person and I don't wanna mess her around.

Ive known her for a while and been waitin for such a blatent offer of 'come round' (which is what I got on friday) but I passed it up and she's not happy about it. doesn't matter though because i'll work my charm and when I feel ok with it i'll go ahead Smile


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kirkblitz
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 23:19    Post subject:
Marriage and babys in the future?
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 01:36    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Sublime, so you reckon you're shagging a MILF now? Laughing


Not yet but i'll deffo be on her in a few months. I coulda got her on sat but went to a party instead which I don't regret. It's not as simple as just dickin her though coz she's a nice person and I don't wanna mess her around.

Ive known her for a while and been waitin for such a blatent offer of 'come round' (which is what I got on friday) but I passed it up and she's not happy about it. doesn't matter though because i'll work my charm and when I feel ok with it i'll go ahead Smile


Well if you're being truthful then i'm jealous. I think it would definitely be an experience to shag someone so much older (and probably experienced ) then yourself. Especially in an environment like that, as opposed to some drunken fumble after a club or whatever.

Of course, she might not be inviting you around for a shag at all. Could be she's some mental bitch that was abused by an emo when she was a child and now seeks revenge againt all emo's by luring them into her house then cutting their balls off.

Improbable, but not impossible. Twisted Evil
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 01:54    Post subject:
Laughing Well it deffo was for a shag without a doubt. She wouldn't just invite me round for a few drinks and a chat.

Half of the attraction is the age difference and I wanna get my milf wings. I turn 18 in less than 4 weeks so I might aim for a shot for before my birthday Smile It's not a good time though with school and universities to go to. I can't be spendin all my time on her.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 03:35    Post subject:
@AM

Ive had sex with quite a few women who I didnt kiss...not even because they were huge whores, just because I didnt want to and they were cool with it. Wasnt like we were dating.


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 04:37    Post subject:
I always kiss :/

I like it though, seems strange to fuck em and not be on top of them lookin a their face or w/e.


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beeno




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 14:41    Post subject:
But what if they're really ugly. How can you kiss them with a bag over their head?
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 15:25    Post subject:
beeno wrote:
But what if they're really ugly. How can you kiss them with a bag over their head?


Eh, you don´t fuck them in the first place?


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beeno




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 15:27    Post subject:
You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire.
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 17:24    Post subject:
beeno wrote:
You don't look at the mantlepiece whilst poking the fire.


No, but u rub up against it and when you're sticking your head in the fire you don't want some fire guard grill blocking your way.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 21:55    Post subject:
I dunno...kissing, to me, means more intimacy and deeper level of feelings.

This may sound strange, but I dont kiss just any chick. Fucking and kissing are totally different. Some crazy sex after a night of partying with some girl you dont know is cool...but kissing her?....naw, not my taste.

Unless of course I really like her and its not a one nite stand. But really, how many girls do u get involved with that you slept with on the first date sorta thing? Everytime Ive gotten involved with a 'one nite stand'....things get all fucked up.

EDIT - Honestly, here's why. My buddies and I had a party one time, like over 10 years ago. Anyway, this girl Sarah was flirting the whole nite with this big dumb oaf lookin idiot that we hate but had to invite cause he was friend's with a friend at the time.
Anyway, after everyone is smashed and party, me and bud ryan get that girl Sarah and this next chick melissa to get freaky with us in his room (his house). So, we fuck em (they gave us head and shit, yes thats important) and all that and go back to the party.
Me and him are sitting there breaking out a spliff when one of my other buddy's comes up and says sarah (could be sasha actually, i cant remember) is all over the other guy. Anyway, we finish spinning the spliff and walk outside to smoke and what do we see? The guy (his name is Marcus) had his tounge in that bitches mouth and she was suckin off me and my friend like 20 minutes ago...and she didnt have no tooth brush with her or mouth wash or anything....Laughing Next day was classic tho Laughing Everyone wakes up and is chillin around breakfast and we asked him how me and my bud ryan taste Laughing never seen someone yack as much as he did.
Kinda put me off kissing random girls.

What if your at the club, meet some chick, start makin out with her only to find out later she had some guy in the washroom before she came onto you? I'd snap....Laughing


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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 22:11    Post subject:
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I dunno...kissing, to me, means more intimacy and deeper level of feelings.

So Sublime have maybe learned abit from porn Rolling Eyes ?
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 23:29    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:


What if your at the club, meet some chick, start makin out with her only to find out later she had some guy in the washroom before she came onto you? I'd snap....Laughing


Yeah well what if you let a chick blow you and then find out later she's got herpes?

Unless the woman is a real slag it's unlikely she's going to have been shagging some guy in the toilet, then comes out looking for a different guy. Even I avoid those kind of birds.

For me i've always kissed a girl before going any further with her. If it's a girl I meet in a club, party, or a girl who i'm actually courting it's the same deal.

It's a risk you take when you go with any girl you hardly know. I mean, how do you know where any part of her body has been. You're sticking your dick in her right, even with a johnny it's not 100% safe, there are also many skin diseases which propagate in the genital area, and you're going to be making contact there whatever protection you're wearing.

If you're so bothered about kissing, you should be bothered about that too.
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 23:42    Post subject:
For me it's as simple as ... any girl I wouldn't kiss, I wouldn't fuck either Wink


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 23:49    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
For me it's as simple as ... any girl I wouldn't kiss, I wouldn't fuck either Wink


Exactly. I don't see how someone wouldn't kiss a girl but would stick their dick in her. Even with protection that runs a far greater risk.
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