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nouseforaname
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| nouseforaname wrote: | lol ... I bic my nads  Nothing like a smooth set o' testicles.  |
Nah admit it. U need to get the extra inch or 2 that it supposedly gives you |
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| Posted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:08 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | Nah admit it. U need to get the extra inch or 2 that it supposedly gives you |
That would still make it below average 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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nouseforaname
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Grees
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| Posted: Mon, 1st May 2006 21:23 Post subject: |
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Buy hair extensions, then attach them to your own pubic hair.
When she complains about it, complain about heirs.
This way you don't have to be the one bringing up the subject.
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ollax
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| Posted: Mon, 1st May 2006 22:37 Post subject: |
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Make it in to somekind of forplay and you shave her yourself! Hell man, thats the fun part!
Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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| Posted: Mon, 1st May 2006 22:57 Post subject: |
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I dont think its a good idea anyway, I for one dont like it shaved.
The thing is, it does look nice, but believe me when the action starts it stings like hell (due to the
hair being extremely short and spiky).
Only one time I had sex like that, after that shaving pussy was taboo for me.
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| Posted: Mon, 1st May 2006 23:08 Post subject: |
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| D_A_Kuja wrote: | I dont think its a good idea anyway, I for one dont like it shaved.
The thing is, it does look nice, but believe me when the action starts it stings like hell (due to the
hair being extremely short and spiky).
Only one time I had sex like that, after that shaving pussy was taboo for me. |
Well shave it properly, or use the cream. Because the cream lasts a bit longer too. Like a few days before you even get a head. but tbh you don't really notice stubble when you're in full flow so it's not terrible. |
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Mon, 1st May 2006 23:22 Post subject: |
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pop in a lesbo porn... ask her which one is her fav.. she will then ask you the same and you can say "that one, her boobs are not fake, she doesn't have that much makeup on and she is trimmed/shaved down there" hopefuly she will get the msg.
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[sYn]
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| Posted: Mon, 1st May 2006 23:28 Post subject: |
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CREAM DAMNIT CREAM!!!!
Haha, Sublime has a cream addiction... Razor can be a bit harsh, and I totally know where D_A_Kuja is comming from, that shit can hurt like hell!
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| Posted: Mon, 1st May 2006 23:34 Post subject: |
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There is nothing offensive whatsoever in nicely asking your girlfriend to shave the cookie. What she WOULD find offensive is you referring to her as a yeti on a forum full of a sexually charged yahoos that could probably quote the latest 5 XXX releases.  (not that there is anything wrong with that)
Methods-
-  At home wax kits are messy and half the time you are wearing wax for the next 2 days.
-  Sugaring is ok, it washes off in water. Its like a sticky thick candy you roll over the skin and it rips the hair out. I can get you a home-made sugar waxing recipe if you want. Allot of Middle Eastern women use it.
-  Shaving can suck but is generally most practical. To avoid razer burn don't shave too close to the skin and take a loafa to it every couple of days. Use cream after.
-  Threading - Very hard to do on the cookie area but can be done. You roll a double thread across the area and it rips out the hair. Cost= piece of thread.
- Neat hair removal product. Easy to use, works great, but stinks like bleach and can burn the most sensitive inner areas.
Salon - Great idea - Shouldn’t be to embarrassing, You can wear your underwear when it’s being done and pull it out of the way hiding the areas you want to. Women love salons (not me, can’t afford it) makes them feel all special and shit. Tell her it’s a special treat day for her, something you want to do. You could get some kind of facial package, nail package and then the wax. You gotta suggest the legs too. I know allot of single women who get the whole work area done - a couple even done the ass crack. Ohhh, ...... and buy her nice smelly bath thing. Give her a bath and a massage (sp?), nice bottle of wine. After it's all done you could tell her how much more attractive you find her body with “the landing strip”. Chances are she won’t be all virginny for much longer with that kind of treatment. Now the bad thing about this idea is the money and she me expect it on a regular basis.
My favourite and cheapest solution:
- Tell her you have a confession to make. -You have a shaving fetish -you love to shave women- must shave woman - everywhere - in order to get off. A good woman will want to accommodate you. Voila --> Landing strip
This is just my humble woman’s opinion.
@nouse -LOL No women is going to slice into their clit, it is well protected by in the inner and outer labia. 
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 00:02 Post subject: |
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| TheSaint wrote: | Buy it now! and have fun for a lifetime!!
lolol |
Saint´s "Anus Massage Machine" |
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 00:40 Post subject: |
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| [sYn] wrote: | CREAM DAMNIT CREAM!!!!
Haha, Sublime has a cream addiction... Razor can be a bit harsh, and I totally know where D_A_Kuja is comming from, that shit can hurt like hell! |
No, it's just the best |
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 06:24 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | There is nothing offensive whatsoever in nicely asking your girlfriend to shave the cookie. What she WOULD find offensive is you referring to her as a yeti on a forum full of a sexually charged yahoos that could probably quote the latest 5 XXX releases. (not that there is anything wrong with that) |
1. I did not refer to her as a yeti
2. She doesn't know accelleron = me
3. She doesn't even know about NFOrce
note: if I'm wrong about those last 2, please don't kill me |
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 08:30 Post subject: |
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| tainted4ever wrote: |  Excellent, blackmail material is always welcome, especially a couple of days before E3. Now... how to use a pothead that is probably on the other side of the globe with a g/f who doesn't shave to my advantage... hmmmm. |
Step 1: Request
Step 2: Blackmail
Step 3: Nagging
Step 4: Give up
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit!
I hope that clarifies it a bit. |
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Grees
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 08:36 Post subject: |
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When she's about to take a bath, quickly replace her shampoo with a tube of shaving cream.
If she doesn't get the message, replace her toothpase with shaving cream.
If she still doesn't catch on, put shaving cream in all her make-up bottles.
This way you're just hinting it instead of asking it face to face.
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 09:36 Post subject: |
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| Grees wrote: | When she's about to take a bath, quickly replace her shampoo with a tube of shaving cream.
If she doesn't get the message, replace her toothpase with shaving cream.
If she still doesn't catch on, put shaving cream in all her make-up bottles.
This way you're just hinting it instead of asking it face to face. |
like I said read the label on one of the cans it's scary as fuck. It's probably the scariest label ive seen on a can too.
http://www.allhealth-info.com/shared/product.asp?id=25020
It's a lot more severe on the actual can though and coupled with the warning signs and shit is not good :/ |
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kumkss
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 20:52 Post subject: |
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you have to tell the issue in a soft, gently form. and do it only once... she will get the message. if she didn't got it at the first time, repeat in a soft energic way...
besides you will gain a lot of comfidence in doing that way. forget about walking with her to the salon, this is after all, a girl-must, not in shaving it (jew woman do it all the time) but in keeping it mantained as it has to be.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 21:50 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | Grees wrote: | When she's about to take a bath, quickly replace her shampoo with a tube of shaving cream.
If she doesn't get the message, replace her toothpase with shaving cream.
If she still doesn't catch on, put shaving cream in all her make-up bottles.
This way you're just hinting it instead of asking it face to face. |
like I said read the label on one of the cans it's scary as fuck. It's probably the scariest label ive seen on a can too.
http://www.allhealth-info.com/shared/product.asp?id=25020
It's a lot more severe on the actual can though and coupled with the warning signs and shit is not good :/ |
man, Im gunna have nightmares now...sublime lubing up with a spatula 
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Carefully squeeze the cream straight onto your skin in vertical lines. Using the back of the spatula provided spread the cream evenly, thickly enough to cover all the hairs. Replace the cap after use. |
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 23:39 Post subject: |
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sYn alerted me to this thread to give my opinion...
basically, theres no way you can say it without offending her.. it's like saying "hey, I dont like how you look down there"... BUT, if you dont tell her, someone else is going to, cos most men like it at least a bit maintained. Anyway. The best way to go about it isn't to try and hint, or take her to the salon (the prospect of having her pubes ripped out with hot wax isn't going to make her want to do it, let her see how she likes it all off first before she has to put up with the pain of waxing!) just put it straight: "I'd like it if you shaved your pubic hair, could you do that for me?" and then tell her how much you like it when she does. And once she has, she'll realise how much nicer it is, and bingo, you're sorted Oh and make sure she uses a fresh razor for it.. one she's already used on her legs could result in some nasty razor burn :S
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deelix
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| Posted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 23:55 Post subject: |
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| Accelleron wrote: | Well, I think it's inexperience more than anything else, as the girl is 18 and a virgin.
Asking up-front sounds a bit direct, as she'll probably hear "You'd look extremely sexy shaved" as "zomgwtfbbq, what the fuck is that rainforest doing there? did you import half of brazil into your crotch or something? I think I saw an ape swinging around in there" as females have a tendency to do.
And yeah, Syco I wouldn't mind if it were something sexy such as a landing strip, something like this maybe:
(nsfw)
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but atm it's nothing like that, it's Amazon rainforest, which turns me off to no end. It's like she put superglue on her vagina and had sex with a yeti.
I was considering suggesting that oral is a lot better for her if she's shaved, except that we aren't quite there yet |
Thats where I got the yeti comment from. I am surprised you didn’t go back and edit it. Most people would of I think. I still think the fetish idea is gold, don’t disregard it cuz I upset you, not my intent. It’s only one persons opion.
As far as her not knowing who accelleron is, you never know, especially if you have ever left her alone with your computer. I hope not. If someone wrote that about me I think I would replace his shampoo with Neat - hair remover.
| nouseforaname wrote: |
lol ... I know ... but shaving around there still doesn't seem safe ... especially if you want in short or gone |
Don’t drink and shave at the same time, It’s just as deadly as driving.
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Grees
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| Posted: Wed, 3rd May 2006 00:12 Post subject: |
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Let someone make you a t-shirt with the text ' I'd like you to shave your pussy '.
Wear it whenever she's around.
This way the t-shirt will do your talking for you.
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[sYn]
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