semen acts as an anti-depressant
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 14:49    Post subject:
its also good for wrinkles/anti-aging...
havent you heard?? my fountain of youth formula applied directly to the source and wha-la
(its what i tell my chick anyhow) Wink
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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 16:48    Post subject:
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA


GODDAMN YOU GUYS !!! I CANT EAT MY PIZZA ANYMORE :@:@:@:@:@

FU ALL


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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 16:50    Post subject:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA
THIS WILL NOT STOP ME EATING THIS FRICKING TASTY PIZZA


GODDAMN YOU GUYS !!! I CANT EAT MY PIZZA ANYMORE :@:@:@:@:@

FU ALL


You're weak.


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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 16:51    Post subject:
yeah I am kinda weak... when someone talks about semen when I eat Sad


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weird0
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 16:54    Post subject:
does anyone here actually know a girl that swallows?
i don't
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 17:18    Post subject:
weird0 wrote:
does anyone here actually know a girl that swallows?
i don't


Well, alot of girls are willing to swallow, but swallow it cause they want to swallow? that's rare.


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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 19:27    Post subject:
weird0 wrote:
does anyone here actually know a girl that swallows?
i don't


I know girls that swallow...dunno if they like it, but they do...or rather, did.


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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 20:43    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
weird0 wrote:
does anyone here actually know a girl that swallows?
i don't


I know girls that swallow...dunno if they like it, but they do...or rather, did.


Where are the bodies man? WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BODIES!?


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 20:57    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:

AM, let the guy have his fun. Is it really bothering you THAT MUCH? I'm sure 97% of the guys on this forum have had at least one girlfriend. So, if ACC wants to have fun with two... let him. All you have to worry about is to make sure that next time you pick up an Asian hooker, you ask her does she know him. That's all. Very Happy

It’s not like you’re gonna bump uglies with her if she did… you’ll just double wrap and not exchange any oral fluids. That’s all Very Happy


I would like to know how exactly my posts are going to stop Acc having fun with his two girlfriends, if they exist. It's not as if this forum interferes with his life, and certainly my posts don't. If either of them do, well thats his problem.


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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 21:00    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
weird0 wrote:
does anyone here actually know a girl that swallows?
i don't


I know girls that swallow...dunno if they like it, but they do...or rather, did.


Where are the bodies man? WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BODIES!?


SHHHHHHH....you know High Park right?....but SHHHH Laughing Wink

I meant i dunno if they swallow now, but they swallowed me so its all good Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 21:15    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
SHHHHHHH....you know High Park right?....but SHHHH Laughing Wink

I meant i dunno if they swallow now, but they swallowed me so its all good Laughing


Oh, those cannibals! Laughing

AM,
you're just being mean! you're telling him Santa isn't real! Let him live the dream! He'll grow out of it.


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 21:24    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
SHHHHHHH....you know High Park right?....but SHHHH Laughing Wink

I meant i dunno if they swallow now, but they swallowed me so its all good Laughing


Oh, those cannibals! Laughing

AM,
you're just being mean! you're telling him Santa isn't real! Let him live the dream! He'll grow out of it.


I know...fuckin bitches...some bitch is running around with my foreskin Laughing Laughing


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 21:24    Post subject:
LOL, Injurious you so crazy! Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 02:35    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
I think it's bullshit.

The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina.


Hahahhaha, go away plz....


you know? its true. girls change their mood after it. it last so for three days. so... after all they aren't that much different from us. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 02:36    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Injurious wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
SHHHHHHH....you know High Park right?....but SHHHH Laughing Wink

I meant i dunno if they swallow now, but they swallowed me so its all good Laughing


Oh, those cannibals! Laughing

AM,
you're just being mean! you're telling him Santa isn't real! Let him live the dream! He'll grow out of it.


I know...fuckin bitches...some bitch is running around with my foreskin Laughing Laughing


yuuuuuuuuks! WTMI!!!!


EDIT: SycoShaman: you proly need one of this? http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2005/12/artificial-retractable-foreskin.html

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 10:38    Post subject:
IRT Topic

That's weird. I get happy when I get rid of it.
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 22:16    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Injurious wrote:


Oh, those cannibals! Laughing

AM,
you're just being mean! you're telling him Santa isn't real! Let him live the dream! He'll grow out of it.


I know...fuckin bitches...some bitch is running around with my foreskin Laughing Laughing


yuuuuuuuuks! WTMI!!!!


EDIT: SycoShaman: you proly need one of this? http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2005/12/artificial-retractable-foreskin.html

Laughing Laughing Laughing


Laughing Laughing Laughing

Quote:

Circumcised men of the world, stand up and demand your foreskin!

A new product called "SenSlip" is being marketed as "the world's first ever artificial retractable foreskin for circumcised men."

Developed by Viafin-Atlas, out of Salisbury, England, it allows a circumcised man to proudly present himself in all of his unaltered glory.


Where the hell did you find this shit man? Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 22:18    Post subject:
I like not having a foreskin and a 'normal' looking dick.

Screw you all and your ant-eaters! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 22:20    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
I like not having a foreskin and a 'normal' looking dick.

Screw you all and your ant-eaters! Very Happy


Naw man, guys who arent cut have more sensation, trust Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 22:54    Post subject:
i wonder if they have sell any? Very Happy

i've second the opinion... its a fundamental truth that guys with his untouched friend have more sensation. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 23:06    Post subject:
hahahaha

It is true uncut guys have more sensation but all that means is they don't last as some guy who doesn't have it. 2 minute men. TRUST ME.

I say off with the skin.


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 23:19    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
nouseforaname wrote:
I like not having a foreskin and a 'normal' looking dick.

Screw you all and your ant-eaters! Very Happy


Naw man, guys who arent cut have more sensation, trust Smile


The reason is that when the foreskin is cut it damages some nerve endings, and then the scar tissue forms and basically numbs them.

You can get more pleasure out of sex with a foreskin, and if you have any self control you can last alot longer then 2 minutes.

I can see how if you watch lots of porn you could get the impression it's 'normal' to be cut. Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 23:21    Post subject:
Say what you will ... I like not having an ant-eater for a penis Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th May 2006 23:29    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
Say what you will ... I like not having an ant-eater for a penis Very Happy


It's only like that when it's floppy!


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Wed, 10th May 2006 00:12    Post subject:
I would never break up with a guy because of it but alot of guys don't bath it enought.

*cough* *cough* It's better to give head to a guy without it*cough*

Here is some interesting information

Keeping this in mind: depending on the health of the patiant, health of the host and nature of the disease. If a guy has sex with a infected women and washes it right away after and pees, peeing is important, he chances are much less of contracting the disease then if he was still forskined. All kinda important before antibiotics.
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th May 2006 00:43    Post subject:
You know what the lesson is here? Don't have sex with an 'infected' woman. If you know she's infected (which i'm assuming if you wash your dick straight after) then it's your own fault.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Wed, 10th May 2006 01:03    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I would never break up with a guy because of it but alot of guys don't bath it enought.

*cough* *cough* It's better to give head to a guy without it*cough*

Here is some interesting information

Keeping this in mind: depending on the health of the patiant, health of the host and nature of the disease. If a guy has sex with a infected women and washes it right away after and pees, peeing is important, he chances are much less of contracting the disease then if he was still forskined. All kinda important before antibiotics.


Sounds like u know some wacked ppl...

Not washing is just wrong and not clean. Dont get me wrong, I dont have sex and then scrub like a madman...but fuck, takes 2 seconds in the shower.

As for uncut guys being two minute men...I think you just happened to get a quckie...Im not cut and I can last plenty long

This may be to personal, if so I apologize, but how many guy's have u been with?


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th May 2006 02:12    Post subject:
Syco, she doesn't like your cock. Deal with it. Razz Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th May 2006 05:44    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
You know what the lesson is here? Don't have sex with an 'infected' woman. If you know she's infected (which i'm assuming if you wash your dick straight after) then it's your own fault.


hahahaha!! laughed a lot men. Very Happy

most europeans don't wash themselves for days. chicks too hahahahaa.

we americans don't have that problem. we are clean people Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th May 2006 05:59    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
You know what the lesson is here? Don't have sex with an 'infected' woman. If you know she's infected (which i'm assuming if you wash your dick straight after) then it's your own fault.


hahahaha!! laughed a lot men. Very Happy

most europeans don't wash themselves for days. chicks too hahahahaa.

we americans don't have that problem. we are clean people Laughing Laughing


I thought you were all to fat to be able to get out of bed to wash. Razz


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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