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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th May 2006 22:23    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
deelix wrote:
Sublime hurry get the domain: www.ratemyhair.com Smile


I shall not say anything else I am too nice Very Happy


awww, nice doesnt getcha anywhere Wink
least on here hahaha Laughing Wink


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th May 2006 01:21    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
fraich3 wrote:
All this reminds me of something

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ahh, god, you could have fucking warned...
Not all of us are into scat, you know Razz


Isn't that what a spoiler is for? Rolling Eyes


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Rezzingod




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 04:14    Post subject:
Do you have nothing better to do but post pictures of yourself that noone wants to see? No one gives a shit if you hurt your hand you puss, that's the consequences of using your fucking fists. Stop acting like you're some mystical wonder because you have 1) an anger problem and 2) don't know how to properly punch/train your knuckles.
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 04:59    Post subject:
Laughing I don't have an anger problem at all. If I did then I woulda punched him after the first tackle. You obviously don't know what it was like and i'm a pretty relaxed guy who doesn't get angry easily.

2. They're grazes. Idk how they happened it was in a flurry though. They've almost all healed up now, just got the middle parts to go.

3. Don't look at threads then! geez. Almost everythin on the net is irrelevant to you, yet you still use it for the stuff that is Rolling Eyes.

4. I wasn't crying about how much they hurt. I'm more botherd about people who have to resort to violence to win a game of footy! (yes we were winnin) I put up with it for 2 hours and I can't see any of you putting up with it either. Except for those of you who are used to being bullied and don't have any balls to stand up for yourself.


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 05:05    Post subject:
Rezzingod wrote:
Do you have nothing better to do but post pictures of yourself that noone wants to see? No one gives a shit if you hurt your hand you puss, that's the consequences of using your fucking fists. Stop acting like you're some mystical wonder because you have 1) an anger problem and 2) don't know how to properly punch/train your knuckles.


People can post whatever they want and if you think it's a waste of your time simply don't look. At least someone is posting something. (it seems really slow on here lately)
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 06:26    Post subject:
el oh el

I got into a fight with a pole once Sad i hate those polacks! he took a bottle and bashed it over my head.

I didn't go apeshit on him like subby did here, but i did manage to realign his testicles Very Happy

as for the beard talk Sad I'm a blonde bear Laughing I don't have to shave for weeks and my facial hair wont show Sad I got a lil garden on my chin-chin right now Very Happy i'll get a digi cam and pwn sublimes little bush with my mighty yellow forest Laughing Laughing Laughing

still tho, wtf's with those fists... you got soft hands or something? You might have gone ape shit on him, but honestly, your hands cant take a beating... you must suck dick at bloody knuckles

oh bloody knuckles i loved that game. I still play it with my mates Very Happy Fuck... i love getting hit. I can take the pain because I laugh it off cause of a childhood trauma or some bull shit.

Bull shit... that picture in the spoiler is so sick it reminds me of hot dogs

yes hot dogs a friend in class told me what hot dogs were...it's when you poop your poop on some girls titties and you titty fuck her...

I know it sounds sick, but some girls really are into that kind of shit

hahahaha i made a funny

here's a funny picture
a dog riding a dolphin

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We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.


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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 06:39    Post subject:
ive seen women with bigger beards Laughing
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 06:41    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
ive seen women with bigger beards Laughing

moms don't count


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 08:16    Post subject:
@Injurious

OMG what type of parties are you going to? Bottle bashing over head. It better of been empty otherwise it was a waste of some perfectly good booze.

Lets check out that might yellow forest, put sublimes beard to shame!

I think that picture you were talking about was called a chilli dog not a hot dog.




Here is a picture of a beard.
A bearded clam
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deelix
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 08:43    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
snop1050 wrote:
ive seen women with bigger beards Laughing

moms don't count

Grandmom?
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 11:42    Post subject:
Didn't sublime say he was a badass boxer or some shit? So why are his knuckles so delicate?


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 12:48    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I think that picture you were talking about was called a chilli dog not a hot dog.


Laughing I dunno. I heard the phrase couple weeks back and my memory is kinda rubish.
Hot Dog / chilly dog it's like a difference oral sex and a blow job Laughing

You say tomato and i say tom hahahaha if it's written the same how the fuck is it gonna sound any different... you say apples I say oranges! IT'S FRUIT!

Speaking of fruit, sublime is emo, maybe he's metrosexual too. taking good care of his 'body' y’know. Taking milk baths and all that jazz.

I've seen gays do it Very Happy

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-edit

ps. it wasn't much of a party. Just me, my friends fooling around that sorta escalated into a short brawl Very Happy Y'know... friendly brawl where the gloves are off and the steel toe boots are in. Very Happy



Good old times. I had a bruise on my face for about two weeks Sad

I got into a short fist fight in a dark room once. Hahahaha. Fuck I miss highschool.


Oh. Me and subby, here, ought to hook up and go awol on each others faces Very Happy Man, that’d be grand. Not the fact that I’d be able to score a hit or two on that sexy lad, but because I’d get to touch his anime hair Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Praetori




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 17:22    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Didn't sublime say he was a badass boxer or some shit? So why are his knuckles so delicate?


To the defense of Sublime here, I practice martial arts (Taekwon-do and Karate) 6 times a week, yet every time during a good workout on the punchbag two of the knuckles on my right hand always start bleeding too.
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 18:10    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Didn't sublime say he was a badass boxer or some shit? So why are his knuckles so delicate?


No i'm a lazy badass boxer. I aint been for a while because it's on at shit times and I have better things to do. Anyone's knuckles can start bleeding from scrapin them :/ it's got nothin to do with me being a pussy or havin weak skin at all. I musta just punched badly with my right hand which is like a spacks neway.


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
"And the winner is.... Sublime!" That fucking kid is always right. Sublime FTW!

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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 19:07    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Didn't sublime say he was a badass boxer or some shit? So why are his knuckles so delicate?


No i'm a lazy badass boxer. I aint been for a while because it's on at shit times and I have better things to do. Anyone's knuckles can start bleeding from scrapin them :/ it's got nothin to do with me being a pussy or havin weak skin at all. I musta just punched badly with my right hand which is like a spacks neway.

me to (boutthe going). i normally weight lift at least once a weak but it has been so long ago. might go tomorrow (no lessons and such), its weightlifting at my school, but its only free from 6 to 7 and my last ever lessons stop at 4 whjich i dont go to , so i have to keep busy from 12.30 to 6 without alcohol ( alcohol+training is a nono for me). im to fucking drunk to go now, had to celebrate that my thesis (or whatever) presentation is done. hhahahha. been drinking for 6 hours like lemonade yeey.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 19:42    Post subject:
If someone has been boxing for a while and is actually striking the punch bag (or whatever) correctly, they should develop slightly callused knuckles which are resistant to skin damage.

Sorry but in my opinion martial arts are a joke anyway.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 19:46    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
If someone has been boxing for a while and is actually striking the punch bag (or whatever) correctly, they should develop slightly callused knuckles which are resistant to skin damage.

Sorry but in my opinion martial arts are a joke anyway.


Then you better start laughing over your broken nose!




We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Submiqent




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 21:47    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
If someone has been boxing for a while and is actually striking the punch bag (or whatever) correctly, they should develop slightly callused knuckles which are resistant to skin damage.

Sorry but in my opinion martial arts are a joke anyway.


Then you better start laughing over your broken nose!




Man its good to have inj back Very Happy
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Praetori




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 22:06    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Sorry but in my opinion martial arts are a joke anyway.


I take it fairly seriously, but I do understand that in a real fight I'd not use much of what I learned. But I respect your opinion - it's all for good fun and a good workout anyway. Definitely beats playing games for me.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 23:43    Post subject:
Praetori wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Sorry but in my opinion martial arts are a joke anyway.


I take it fairly seriously, but I do understand that in a real fight I'd not use much of what I learned. But I respect your opinion - it's all for good fun and a good workout anyway. Definitely beats playing games for me.


Thats fair enough. There are certainly worse hobbies. Smile


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 23:54    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Dude, thats normal when you're 17 years old Razz
Early beard - not to grown together. Long hair with big distance Wink


I'll be 19 this june, june 4th to be exact and I have never ever shaven myself, ever. I also do not have any facial hair.


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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 00:49    Post subject:
lol why do you always post your injuries on the net? that what? 3 times now? Very Happy


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Will I get banned for posting a horse and a nakkid black man?

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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 01:01    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
deelix wrote:
Dude, thats normal when you're 17 years old Razz
Early beard - not to grown together. Long hair with big distance Wink


I'll be 19 this june, june 4th to be exact and I have never ever shaven myself, ever. I also do not have any facial hair.


Are your balls also the size of peas? Laughing


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 16:54    Post subject:
It's OK Pizda, you can join my babyface club! Very Happy

lol ... I can grow a bad 'stache, some chin whiskers and a neck beard. Looks fucking ridiculous when I let it grow for more than a week! Very Happy


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 19:06    Post subject:
Well I am glad I don't have any facial hair growth. I plan on staying smooth so not having to shave at all is just a plus in my book.


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 19:55    Post subject:
I like my beard, I can always easily change from boyish to manly, depending on
what the girls prefer more.
same with my pubes, i actually prefer them shaved as it adds an optical inch Very Happy


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Pizda2




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 22:13    Post subject:
So you need a beard to make you a man huh? Laughing


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th May 2006 23:59    Post subject:
Having stubble/a beard can make you look far more masculine...


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 00:41    Post subject:
I look macho with my beard Laughing Smile

My beard is badass tho...like Lutz's beard, just thinner along the sides and not quite as long....yet Smile

Wait till I get it down to the middle of my chest....its gunna look badass. Already started the twistin (you twist and twist your hair to make a dread)


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th May 2006 00:55    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Having stubble/a beard can make you look far more masculine...



I totally agree. A little of stubble is nice to rub your face on. It is very manly. insert "horn-dog" icon here. Very Happy



SycoShaman wrote:
I look macho with my beard Laughing Smile

My beard is badass tho...like Lutz's beard, just thinner along the sides and not quite as long....yet Smile

Wait till I get it down to the middle of my chest....its gunna look badass. Already started the twistin (you twist and twist your hair to make a dread)



One day you are going to be smoking a Jay and catch your face on fire.Razz
Show us, take a picture of this alleged beard. hahaha I bet you have no hair and all this dread business is just hair envy Very Happy *evil laugh*
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