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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th May 2006 23:41    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Hey hey....cougars were the best back in the day. Very Happy


Uhhh Been with many? I thought you were too fussy for them.


Oh, ive been with the cougars.

Fussy? naw, not fussy.
If your refering to the kissing well, thats a whole different topic. Sex and kissing are to different things.
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PostPosted: Fri, 12th May 2006 23:54    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
spankie wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:


Yes, and it's damn annoying!


But thats no problem as long as you'r both having fun.

As long as you'r not 30, you shouldn't go for the long term thing from the beginning. Just have fun together, be happy together, and see what it gives. And no emphasis on the far future, if it happens, it happens. If it don't happen, no problem, find another girl.

And yeah, you are vulnerable then feeling-wise (if thats a word ). But at least you know what woman you have then. If she fucks around, dump her, get a new one. If she stays, is sweet, hold on, marry, become happy Very Happy




LOL I think even if you are 30 you should still go for fun as long as you are not some couger trawlling at the bar and squizing your ass into outdated outfits showing off some nasty camel toe who thinks their hot shit . Soo unattractive.


thats of course if you want to settle once in your life. I just meant you shouldnt try to find the one to spend your life with when you are only 18-20 years old
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2006 00:28    Post subject:
@ spankie I know what you mean but I think your is good advice for everybody even someone who is 30. Easy going is the way to go.

@syco Dude- WTF how many cougers you been with? (you know they are bad right? )
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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2006 01:02    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
you know they are bad right? )

LIES!


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2006 07:55    Post subject:
So does no-one else find it annoying when girls take advantage of your sex drive?


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2006 10:50    Post subject:
How old is a 'cougar' my urbandictionary search skills told me that it's some older woman lookin for some young meat who tarts herself up too much and tries too hard etc.

Anyway, if syco is going for cougars now then it's pretty disgusting. If he's young meat to them then they've gotta be in their fifties!

AnimalMother wrote:
So does no-one else find it annoying when girls take advantage of your sex drive?


Of course but you find that girls are equally as horney as guys now at the moment. For a while i've not had to / tried to chat a girl up by walking over to them. Most of the time i'll scope around and after a bit the one who I thought was best will come running neway Razz

I think AM got taken for a ride and his wallet got burnt out and thus the girl moved on Very Happy

Girls who are headfucks are the worst. The 'I like you a lot but i'm going to shit on you anyway' types. Some of my female friends are like that and I tell them all the time what they're doing but they're like "no i'm not". Then 2 weeks later with their victim crushed they come to the realisation that they were being head fucks. But what's worse is when you point out they're going the same headfucking to a new victim their next line is always "but I actually like this one now" and thus the circle of headfucking continues *sigh* .


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2006 15:30    Post subject:
Haha, headfucking sounds like you stick your head into someones vagina. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2006 16:51    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
Haha, headfucking sounds like you stick your head into someones vagina. Laughing


to you it may sound like that, but to me it sounds exactly like skull fucking and that's when you gouge out the eyes of your lover and you skull fuck the recently freed orifice. (yum)

You know how awesome that is? It's like sticking your pecker into a warm gap, the only friction you get is the friction at the end where your pecker meets with the skull and you're just pounding at the wall. Laughing


Sounds like fun, eh Very Happy sadly the only way to skull fuck is at the morgue Crying or Very sad and when they’re purple, they’s not so warm no more.

Now, I HATE BITCHES WHO HEAD FUCK WITH YOU AND ARE COMPLETLEY AWARE OF IT! Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2006 17:02    Post subject:
Turning a man on and not giving him what he wants it just so wrong Sad

The hornyness does not go away, if you can't have what you want it usually transforms into heavy irritation/anger/agressivness or depression.


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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2006 20:32    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Turning a man on and not giving him what he wants it just so wrong Sad

The hornyness does not go away, if you can't have what you want it usually transforms into heavy irritation/anger/agressivness or depression.


So why must you do it to me Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
































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PostPosted: Sat, 13th May 2006 21:39    Post subject:
On thread subject: How is it going with this girl ? Gettin any where ?


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2006 07:39    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@ spankie I know what you mean but I think your is good advice for everybody even someone who is 30. Easy going is the way to go.

@syco Dude- WTF how many cougers you been with? (you know they are bad right? )


i dunno. When I was 16-17 we always went cougar hunting.

Whats your definition of cougar? An older woman right? ie when i was 17 i briefly 'dated' a 27 year old


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2006 09:25    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
So does no-one else find it annoying when girls take advantage of your sex drive?


This may sound like a stupid question but how do women do that? Do you mean money wise or like really really turning you on and you not getting any, and then you ending up with a bad case of blue balls. I am guilty of that, making out with some guy but not doing the deed.



SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@ spankie I know what you mean but I think your is good advice for everybody even someone who is 30. Easy going is the way to go.

@syco Dude- WTF how many cougers you been with? (you know they are bad right? )


i dunno. When I was 16-17 we always went cougar hunting.

What's your definition of cougar? An older woman right? ie when i was 17 i briefly 'dated' a 27 year old



I think a cougar is an older women at the bar/club. Could be 27, definitely someone in the 30’s. They usually think they are hot shit. Because of the lifestyle of drinking and smoking they look used up, their bodies show it and they show too much skin. They are more sexually aggressive, go for guys that are too young knowing full well that these same guys are going to be making fun of them the next day.

At some point in your in life you grow outta the club scene and these women don’t. They are still doing the same thing they did in their teens and early 20’s. It’s like they are stuck in time re-living the early days.


I dated a 24 yr old when I was 17. He was a fucking idiot. The only reason a 24 guy would go out with a 17 yr old is because she is stupid and easily controlled (well sex too). He wasn’t even that good looking. He was so cheap we did NOTHING FUN, cuz he was too cheap to pay for his own movie ticket, let alone mine. And then every few months he would go to the bar and get wasted and spend a shit load of money and get even cheaper. HE got his student loan and spent it on a trip to Mexico. (24 hrs of him getting it) and he comes back and can’t pay his rent. Guess what idiot paid his Rent --ME I did this twice. We went out on my birthday and when we left the store I had spend $200 on him and I still had no gift. Mad
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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2006 09:33    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
So does no-one else find it annoying when girls take advantage of your sex drive?


This may sound like a stupid question but how do women do that? Do you mean money wise or like really really turning you on and you not getting any, and then you ending up with a bad case of blue balls. I am guilty of that, making out with some guy but not doing the deed.



SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@ spankie I know what you mean but I think your is good advice for everybody even someone who is 30. Easy going is the way to go.

@syco Dude- WTF how many cougers you been with? (you know they are bad right? )


i dunno. When I was 16-17 we always went cougar hunting.

What's your definition of cougar? An older woman right? ie when i was 17 i briefly 'dated' a 27 year old



I think a cougar is an older women at the bar/club. Could be 27, definitely someone in the 30’s. They usually think they are hot shit. Because of the lifestyle of drinking and smoking they look used up, their bodies show it and they show too much skin. They are more sexually aggressive, go for guys that are too young knowing full well that these same guys are going to be making fun of them the next day.

At some point in your in life you grow outta the club scene and these women don’t. They are still doing the same thing they did in their teens and early 20’s. It’s like they are stuck in time re-living the early days.


I dated a 24 yr old when I was 17. He was a fucking idiot. The only reason a 24 guy would go out with a 17 yr old is because she is stupid and easily controlled (well sex too). He wasn’t even that good looking. He was so cheap we did NOTHING FUN, cuz he was too cheap to pay for his own movie ticket, let alone mine. And then every few months he would go to the bar and get wasted and spend a shit load of money and get even cheaper. HE got his student loan and spent it on a trip to Mexico. (24 hrs of him getting it) and he comes back and can’t pay his rent. Guess what idiot paid his Rent --ME I did this twice. We went out on my birthday and when we left the store I had spend $200 on him and I still had no gift. Mad


Damn, thats tight.


If you dont mind me askin, why'd you date him in the first place?


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PostPosted: Sun, 14th May 2006 11:15    Post subject:
@syco

LOL why? I was stupid and I thought he was nice.

I never dated anybody from my high school, never even been to one high school party, which was good cuz none of them could say shit about me.

I went to high school in Vancouver There was a lot of Bad stuff going on and my Dad didn't want me in Vancouver on the weekends or holidays so I was banished to Whistler (Pot capital of the world LOL). I would go fishing, biking, lake stuff but I didn't know anybody else. Anyway my Dads lawyer (behind my dad’s back) one day got me a interview at a restaurant and they hired me. I was the youngest one there but it was fun. I was 15 but the people I was working with were in their 20’s. Those people became my friends Soon they hired the guy that I ended up seeing. I think I was still 16. Socially I think it was easier to have a boyfriend if you are underaged cuz it can be a pain in the ass getting into the clubs without help. It was ok in the beginning because we could kick back after work and have beer (free), hang out at the staff housing plus he was on his best behaviour I guess. He got worse as time went by did all that typical stuff. After a while you start to believe it and you stay. I got to the point where I couldn’t figure out why he would want to even be with someone who he thought was so lacking and I basically told him just that. YES I did it over the phone! I ended it. He was floored and I was free. I even did the happy dance when it was over. I did remain friends after for about 1 yr. he never had another girlfriend and 2 yrs ago I bumped into him and he still alone spinning some bullshit story about how he’s a chiropractor but owes money for student loans so they wont let his practice so he is just cutting lawns for now.
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 23:00    Post subject:
@pistol, seems you made a good decision.- Very Happy

in what area of law does your father work? im in the family part. and all kinds of trials too. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th May 2006 23:31    Post subject:
Ohh no I meant my Dad's lawyer, the lawyer my father uses. They are good friends and I kinda grew up with his family, he took me on a few holidays with his family. My fathers lawyer was in the contract law part, mainly business. I don't know exactly what the title was. My dad was a small (very small) developer/engineer . Are you a lawyer ?
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