IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 00:05    Post subject: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
well in less than 1 hour.

18 w00t w00t


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 00:07    Post subject:
yay time to drink!
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 00:11    Post subject:
dont... dont...dont do this.. ITS YOUR FUCKING BIRTHDAY! You shouldnt be sitting here. Sad


Well. Have fun.. And dont fuck to many milfs.. theres time for that later.. PICK THE YOUNG ONES WHEN YOU GOT THE CHANCE!!!!!111 Smile


congratulations.


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 00:12    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 00:16    Post subject:
Congratulations Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 00:17    Post subject:
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omfg...how cute Isnt that one?


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Third guess, How long before this thread gets hijacked? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 00:47    Post subject:
Grats on 18!

8 days left for as a seventeen year old


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 01:13    Post subject:




*plants big B-day kiss da lips*

I hope you get a very special present from your lady friend. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 02:34    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:

Third guess, How long before this thread gets hijacked? Very Happy


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EDIT: Happy birthday to you Sublime


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 04:17    Post subject:
Hopefully you have a wonderful day. Happy birthday.


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 04:17    Post subject:
Happy B-day <3 Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 04:23    Post subject:
Wooooo Beer!








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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 07:58    Post subject:
Congrats Sublime Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 10:13    Post subject:
kirkblitz wrote:
yay time to drink!
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 10:34    Post subject:
I rememberd your birthday ^^
Congrats milfhunter
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 11:19    Post subject:
"Its my birthday and I'll cry if I want to" I bet thats on the emo playlist eh? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 11:23    Post subject:
happy B-day.


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 11:54    Post subject:
Congrats


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 14:03    Post subject:
altough i think you are ann asswipe, have a fun day, congratsZzz!!!! one one one eleven!
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 14:05    Post subject:
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altough i think you are ann asswipe, have a fun day, congratsZzz!!!! one one one eleven!



Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 17:47    Post subject:
Happy B-day!!!!!!!!!

It's my nephews bday today too Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 17:57    Post subject:
have fun!!! hope there is a sunny day there, and a warm night too..!!
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 17:58    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
have fun!!! hope there is a sunny day there, and a warm night too..!!


He has a milf, the night with be hot and sweaty! Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 18:15    Post subject:
hehehe. gives where you live the "motels"? here a motel means a room you can rent for 1,2, 3 hours, or even for the night, to make your buisness there. quite funny. some rooms are even "ambiented", like wild-safari, ancient-egypt, amazon-jungle, calyphate-art...
you have to try it!!! lots of fun in it. big jacuzzis, even a "carrousel" was in one, and actualy, it worked!!
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 18:16    Post subject:
I tought he just fucked here :/
Togheter? Does he have feeling for her?
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 18:41    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
I tought he just fucked here :/
Togheter? Does he have feeling for her?

You don't need no feelings when you're fucking on your birthday. It's not like you're looking for commitment when you're with a milf. It's just a fuck buddy that's older than you and her son is the goalie on your football team. I mean come on! It’s a perfect life!

If you got a lassie who's willing to shine your knob while you're driving to a motel, then fucking on your b-day is a must. And it might get emotional. It might have some feeling involved. Cause all in all she's your lassie. She brought you gifts. You brought her gifts. There's an emotional/physical attachment. But with a milf it's just physical. It’s ‘fantastic’

No strings. No nothing. Just full on body on body contact. Sweaty ball sack on saggy tits Wink Y'know the drill.

He got a milf. It's his b-day. He's gonna work at it all night and in the morn' when she's all covered in glistenin' sweat, they'll go at it like wild jungle cats and then she'll drive him and his best-friend for football practice.

That's PWN!

I wish I had a milf at my disposal Sad

have a happy B-day, subby! Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 19:16    Post subject:
Just go to 25+ bars Wink

Hmm, with a fake ID or something Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th May 2006 21:52    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
deelix wrote:
I tought he just fucked here :/
Togheter? Does he have feeling for her?

You don't need no feelings when you're fucking on your birthday. It's not like you're looking for commitment when you're with a milf. It's just a fuck buddy that's older than you and her son is the goalie on your football team. I mean come on! It’s a perfect life!

If you got a lassie who's willing to shine your knob while you're driving to a motel, then fucking on your b-day is a must. And it might get emotional. It might have some feeling involved. Cause all in all she's your lassie. She brought you gifts. You brought her gifts. There's an emotional/physical attachment. But with a milf it's just physical. It’s ‘fantastic’

No strings. No nothing. Just full on body on body contact. Sweaty ball sack on saggy tits Wink Y'know the drill.

He got a milf. It's his b-day. He's gonna work at it all night and in the morn' when she's all covered in glistenin' sweat, they'll go at it like wild jungle cats and then she'll drive him and his best-friend for football practice.

That's PWN!

I wish I had a milf at my disposal Sad

have a happy B-day, subby! Very Happy



Is blondie bear really gone? Sad


BTW I think MILF's now get the fake boobs so they never sag. They can be 70yr + and they still don't sag, even when they are lying on their back.


On Topic. Come to think of it I think subby was going for the other "One" (younger, no kids) There is more then one you know. They looked quite cute together... from what I could tell. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th May 2006 13:30    Post subject:
Cheers people Very Happy

I wasn't on my PC hence: why I posted it at half 11 before my b-day Wink

I went for a meal last night and got pretty drunk. Didn't give the milf a seeing to, was mostly my family although I did see her for a bit Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th May 2006 14:07    Post subject:
How old was she? 32?
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