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kumkss




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 23:40    Post subject:
i can't use condoms... i have some strange alergie to them. red pinks apearing there. (yeah, the first time i was in shock after watching my good friend... then i realice it, and asked the doctor. he sayed: "boy... you're fucked. better look for a stable relationship".
so, that's what i've done. we don't use condoms and she use some patches. no problems at all here Very Happy

i guess since then the condom industry makes some special condoms for special ppl like me... Laughing
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 23:46    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
yes there are small sized condoms, or at least will be coming out

Mini Condoms

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nrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms.

"I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience"


poor anna Very Happy

even if he has a small penis he can give women multiple orgasms, you guys must really suck in bed,
anyone who insults someone because they have a small dick obviously doesnt realise that a womans gspot is only 1.5inchs inside her vagina.....
stick your finger inside your woman and feel towards the wall against her stomach, u feel that lump? guess what it is the spot u should be trying to make your dick rub against if you want your woman to scream like a banshee.
gspot orgasam > clit orgasm.

some of you guys need to read up on how to pleasure a woman Very Happy
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 23:52    Post subject:
i know all about that, dozen of orgasms within 15 minutes aint no problem Wink and i wasnt insulting anyone either, im just glad that celebrities are only human as well Wink

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 00:04    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
werdercanuck wrote:
yes there are small sized condoms, or at least will be coming out

Mini Condoms

Quote:
nrique Iglesias has shocked his female admirers - by announcing he wants to release his own range of extra-small condoms.

"I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience"


poor anna Very Happy

even if he has a small penis he can give women multiple orgasms, you guys must really suck in bed,
anyone who insults someone because they have a small dick obviously doesnt realise that a womans gspot is only 1.5inchs inside her vagina.....
stick your finger inside your woman and feel towards the wall against her stomach, u feel that lump? guess what it is the spot u should be trying to make your dick rub against if you want your woman to scream like a banshee.
gspot orgasam > clit orgasm.

some of you guys need to read up on how to pleasure a woman Very Happy



Yep true. It is exactly where you say it is.
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 00:06    Post subject:
its roughly right behind her clit, no not her ass, INSIDE Very Happy

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 00:18    Post subject:
I do kinda disagree with the 1.5 inches I think it is more like 3 or 4 inches. But it is still nice to have someone who can fill ya up Very Happy ya know
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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 00:18    Post subject:
Once I found something odd In a woman, a child ready to come out. Sad

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 00:20    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
Once I found something odd In a woman, a child ready to come out. Sad


What Question you were trying to have sex with a women giving birth. Question Shame on you.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 00:26    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Spun[k] wrote:
Once I found something odd In a woman, a child ready to come out. Sad


What Question you were trying to have sex with a women giving birth. Question Shame on you.
Shit happens ^^
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 06:31    Post subject:
I pretend to pull it out with my GF. Mostley not to crud up the works.

Her Marvelon takes care of the rest.

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 07:41    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
I pretend to pull it out with my GF. Mostley not to crud up the works.

Her Marvelon takes care of the rest.



OK, I am trying but I still don't get it. In english what are you trying to do again?
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 17:30    Post subject:
What I mean is pulling it out. But it doesn't really work, and isn't even in the realm of being called "birth control". The only purpose pulling out serves is to not make a mess 'inside' ... trust me, no way I'm going down if I've sent my soldiers in Wink

The other part, well .. http://www.organon.com/products/gynecology/contraception/marvelon.asp

sorry, I was drunk! Razz

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Demonium
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 17:43    Post subject:
This thread delivers!

jenni <3
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 21:19    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
What I mean is pulling it out. But it doesn't really work, and isn't even in the realm of being called "birth control". The only purpose pulling out serves is to not make a mess 'inside' ... trust me, no way I'm going down if I've sent my soldiers in Wink

The other part, well .. http://www.organon.com/products/gynecology/contraception/marvelon.asp

sorry, I was drunk! Razz


Laughing Laughing

It all depends on where you bust man...Laughing You just dont pull out and go off...gotta aim it somewhere...fuck, sex is messy, part of the game. Smile
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 21:26    Post subject:
titty cumshots ftw Very Happy

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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 21:31    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
titty cumshots ftw Very Happy


Exactly. Have a towel handy and its no problem you know?
If a woman ever gets pregnant after me pulling out, well, fuck, that kids gunna have to have a dna test done...
Smile
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 21:33    Post subject:
or a shower. nothing better than having a shower together after some good sex Wink

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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 21:43    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
or a shower. nothing better than having a shower together after some good sex Wink


yeah, showers are awesome...but usually lead to more sex Smile
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 21:43    Post subject:
whats wrong with that? Very Happy

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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 21:44    Post subject:
nothing. Just stating a fact Smile
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 01:16    Post subject:
@syco

Showers and sex , FTW
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 01:21    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@syco

Showers and sex , FTW

I don't do any of them :\

Very Happy


Well, i do the first one when im with people. (and no my friends dosn't count as people)
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Spun[k]




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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 01:31    Post subject:
I like to hide In bushes and watch people walk by. Once I found another guy In my favorite bush, I said "Hi", then I killed him for drugs and whores. But he diden't have any of em on him..

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 01:38    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
I like to hide In bushes and watch people walk by. Once I found another guy In my favorite bush, I said "Hi", then I killed him for drugs and whores. But he diden't have any of em on him..



Ya you just wish you did Very Happy
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 04:49    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@syco

Showers and sex , FTW


You forgot the biting and scratching...Sad Laughing Wink
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 05:07    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@syco

Showers and sex , FTW


You forgot the biting and scratching...Sad Laughing Wink


I would never forget with you Very Happy Trust me on that one. Very Happy
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CobbMk2




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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Jul 2006 04:11    Post subject:
In U.K. condoms are cheaper in club/bar toilets than at the shops. If needed, get 'em for free from your local sex clinic.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 1st Jul 2006 06:38    Post subject:
CobbMk2 wrote:
In U.K. condoms are cheaper in club/bar toilets than at the shops. If needed, get 'em for free from your local sex clinic.








But still, it has gotta be a whole lot eaiser to buy them in a package in the store. Plus you can choose the ones you want. Everyone is different.
Come on? how cheap are you guys? Never mnd paying for the dinner (which is crap) but you should at least be able to afford to buy the condoms. BTW no youth should feel like crap for going to a clinic if that is what they have to do. People have make there own choices about being responsible. Very Happy
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