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deelix
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Posted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 18:08 Post subject:

cnZ wrote:

TheSaint wrote:

fuck portugal, im gonna ban all assholes from portugal!

don't do it. i support them with e-penises (as well as norwegian boy deelix).

norwegian\malaysian kthx.

pistolshrimp
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Posted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 22:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

pistol pokes her head into thread, shakes head and leaves

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Dazz99

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Posted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:02 Post subject:

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*pistol pokes her head into thread, shakes head and leaves* Sad

pistolshrimp
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Posted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:45 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I think the guy has a cock ring on. They do that ya know. Male stippers will jack off a bit to get it hard and then stick that ring thing on it. Traps the blood in it and then the erection won't go away. And then these stupid women (who would never even have a RL chance with one of them) go fucking nuts. Then these guys (usually over buffed and ape like) dry hump these stupid crazy women for a couple bucks. That is my cock ring story.

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cnZ
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Posted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

you are my new hero. yes

Spun[k]

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Posted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:48 Post subject:

pistolshrimp wrote:

I think the guy has a cock ring on. They do that ya know. Male stippers will jack off a bit to get it hard and then stick that ring thing on it. Traps the blood in it and then the erection won't go away. And then these stupid women (who would never even have a RL chance with one of them) go fucking nuts. Then these guys (usually over buffed and ape like) dry hump these stupid crazy women for a couple bucks. That is my cock ring story.

ahahahahaha...self-owned! Smile

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:57 Post subject:

Spun[k] wrote:

pistolshrimp wrote:

ahahahahaha...self-owned! Smile

LOL

Can I retract the last sentence? Crying or Very sad

*hangs head in shame*

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kumkss

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Posted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 05:43 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

hahahahaha!!!

TheSaint
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Posted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 16:00 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

COOTER PUNCH ON EVERY PORTUGEES!!!!

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 21:07 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

@thesaint You have traumatised me with that picture. What sane women would EVER wear those shoes and frilly socks. Bad combo.

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Godlikez*
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Posted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 21:42 Post subject:

LOL Daz you nutter Very Happy

Daz99 wrote:

Will I get banned for posting a horse and a nakkid black man?

Godlikez* A Proud Muslim Through And Through.
FCC 4 LIYFE [FAT CAT CREW]

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TheGame110011001
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Posted: Thu, 29th Jun 2006 02:32 Post subject:

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@thesaint

You have traumatised me with that picture. What sane women would EVER wear those shoes and frilly socks. Bad combo. Sad

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Posted: Sun, 2nd Jul 2006 00:05 Post subject: Re: FUCK PORTUGAL

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Jenni
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Posted: Sun, 2nd Jul 2006 00:51 Post subject:

cnZ wrote:

you lolhead.
niggers usually have big cocks, but mine is bigger for sure than his. word on it.

How do you shave if indeed you're old enough? Don't your balls cover your eyes so you can't see?

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deelix
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Posted: Sun, 2nd Jul 2006 00:55 Post subject:

Jenni wrote:

cnZ wrote:

you lolhead.
niggers usually have big cocks, but mine is bigger for sure than his. word on it.

How do you shave if indeed you're old enough? Don't your balls cover your eyes so you can't see?

Razz

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AnimalMother

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Posted: Sun, 2nd Jul 2006 01:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I think she's calling him a dickhead. "Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D "Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Sun, 2nd Jul 2006 02:38 Post subject:

AnimalMother wrote:

I think she's calling him a dickhead. Wink

@deelix LOL I didn't get it either.

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deelix
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Posted: Sun, 2nd Jul 2006 02:49 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Btw, aint Cnz around 40 or something?

cnZ
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Posted: Sun, 2nd Jul 2006 12:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

no yes

pistolshrimp
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Posted: Sun, 2nd Jul 2006 18:31 Post subject:

cnZ wrote:

60 I think, and bald.

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Jenni
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Posted: Sun, 2nd Jul 2006 18:32 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Nothing wrong with bald men.

deelix
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Posted: Sun, 2nd Jul 2006 19:00 Post subject:

Jenni wrote:

Nothing wrong with bald men.

Womans then? Laughing

TheGame110011001
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Posted: Fri, 7th Jul 2006 14:06 Post subject:

Jenni wrote:

Nothing wrong with bald men.

I shaved evrything off for this summer Cool

bald ftw

Dazz99

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Posted: Fri, 7th Jul 2006 14:09 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

TheGame110011001
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Posted: Fri, 7th Jul 2006 14:12 Post subject:

Dazz99 wrote:

ok I lied

I didn't shave my head myself... my bitch did it Laughing

yeah I call her bitch because than I am more wigger Embarassed

deelix
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Posted: Fri, 7th Jul 2006 15:03 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Whore ?

Dazz99

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Posted: Fri, 7th Jul 2006 15:07 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

How much do you pay her? do you have a job?

Spun[k]

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Posted: Fri, 7th Jul 2006 15:14 Post subject:

Dazz99 wrote:

How much do you pay her? do you have a job?

He's gangsta, He doesn't need a job.

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Dazz99

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Posted: Fri, 7th Jul 2006 15:19 Post subject:

Spun[k] wrote:

Dazz99 wrote:

How much do you pay her? do you have a job?

He's gangsta, He doesn't need a job.

Oh yeah, lol. He sells CRIZZZZACK.

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