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 Posted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 04:49 Post subject: Fuck this cheating piece of shit! |
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Age of Empire 3 AI is a cheating piece of fucking shit.
Fuck it and whoever the fuck programmed it, it fucking cheats like no tomorrow.
Dropping units behind my base somehow when there is no MOTHERFUCKING WATER on that side, 15 Heavy Cavalry getting owned by 4 white circle infantry, what the FUCK. Fuck this fucking shit.
Meanwhile my own units AI just sit there letting the enemy waltz into the motherfucking base when they are set on FUCKING GUARD MODE resulting in my entire peon population getting slaughtered while I was in the middle of a fucking important battle, WHICH I FUCKING LOST DUE TO TRYING TO SAVE THOSE WORTHLESS LICE INFESTED MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING PEASANTS.
My 15 cavalry units owned by like fucking 5 heavy infantry...what the FUCK. They must be fucking French....but last I checked they speak some form of fucking demonic germanic english, so not really sure what fucking side or nationality it is im playing.
Fuck AOE 3 and FUCK any review sites that gave it above a 60, which it sorely does not deserve (sure as fuck doesnt deserve an 80 or fucking 100 (as gamespy gave it, bunch of fuckin faggots they are). Cheating worthless motherfucking cocksuckers!
Uninstall, and im writing a letter to the devs demanding my bandwith back for leeching such a heap of fucking shit!!
Done. I feel better.
I can never be free, because the shackles I wear can't be touched or be seen.
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 05:12 Post subject: |
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It has nothing to do with playing for shit. It has to do with the fact that the AI has unlimited resources at its disposal and instant reaction / unlimited micro fuck management skills. It knows exactly where all of its shit is at any given time and can move and administer everything simultaneously.
This is fucking impossible for a human player to do on the same scale (I don't care how fucking good you think you are with micromanagemtn, you can't carry on a battle on three fucking fronts simultaneously while moving / attacking / retreating your forces all the while, its not physically fucking possible).
Fuck whoever made that motherfucking mission. Fuck them, and fuck their terrorist mother. Bullshit programming.
I can never be free, because the shackles I wear can't be touched or be seen.
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 19:53 Post subject: Re: Fuck this cheating piece of shit! |
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| Immunity wrote: |
Uninstall, and im writing a letter to the devs demanding my bandwith back for leeching such a heap of fucking shit!!
Done. I feel better. |
LOL, good luck!
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 20:32 Post subject: |
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Its so funny how mad people get over videogames Dont get me wrong, I get really mad too.  |
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 00:25 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 00:37 Post subject: |
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play glory of the roman empire and you became really mad!
all 5 seconds someone get sick and fire every 3 seconds
riots every 4 seconds and you become really mad
you cant handle the city then it becoming hot in here
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 05:25 Post subject: |
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I beat that mission on the second try in 15 minutes, just went about it the wrong way is all the first time (lost the massive cannon, so tried a side entrance, which is obviously not meant to be accomplished) 
Seriously though, the unit acknowledgements in AOE 3 are fucked up.
Its the BRITISH nationality, yet when you click for acknowledgements you get Ja Vol and Her and all sorts of german shit mixed with English. Yet Germany is a seperate playable faction. Looks like they couldn't make up their mind, heh.
I can never be free, because the shackles I wear can't be touched or be seen.
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| Posted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 05:59 Post subject: |
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| Immunity wrote: | I beat that mission on the second try in 15 minutes, just went about it the wrong way is all the first time (lost the massive cannon, so tried a side entrance, which is obviously not meant to be accomplished)
Seriously though, the unit acknowledgements in AOE 3 are fucked up.
Its the BRITISH nationality, yet when you click for acknowledgements you get Ja Vol and Her and all sorts of german shit mixed with English. Yet Germany is a seperate playable faction. Looks like they couldn't make up their mind, heh. |
GERMANS CONQUER EVERYTHING!  |
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| Posted: Sun, 16th Jul 2006 10:34 Post subject: |
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Immunity has a point there. Lot's of gamedevelopers resort to cheating instead of better AI these days. Personally I think that's very cheap. It's ok if you lose because the AI is actually smarter than you, but if it's cheating that really sucks. Like the rubberbanding in racegames like NFSMW. You drive full speed, full nitro in NFSMW, you have a faster car than the other drivers and yet the other drivers still pass you! Of course you can also use it to your advantage, just drive a bit slower for about 85-90% of the race and at the last moment put the pedal to the metal and the other drivers will never pass you again. But doing that is really cheap because it gives me the feeling I won by cheating. Come on gamedevs, don't take the cheap way out!
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