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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 02:06    Post subject:
I hate the bus. I used to sit at the back door and some guy tried to shove his hand down my top when I was 16 as he was exiting the bus. I have been SAT on by 3 people. Huge fat men. One was a pervert. Another time I am standing and this guy starts rubbing his junk on part of my back. It was really crowded. I could feel it and it cuz it got hard. So gross. He was a old gross guy I was about 17 then. I moved away from him and I watch him to it to young east indian women wearing a sauri. She was too embarrassed to do anything. And I was too embarrassed to help her out. You know how many men masterbate in the back of the bus. I would say I would see one 1 time a month when I took the bus everyday. Main street bus.


@Injurious
Lake and ocean water is pretty clean as long as it isn't standing. I am telling you, you use lots of soap and a scruppy towel and you are good to go. I know, I check everything when I am done. If someone is sweating and they were clean to start out with it doesn't smell bad or anything, just kinda like them. I like the smell of a guys stomach but I am weird. I also love the smell of my dogs feet. I get my nose right in there.

You would not believe some of the quality of water I have DRANK. I could see things swimming around in it.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 02:34    Post subject:
Grrrrrrr. Bus Perverts... Laughing To be honest... If I weren't such a scaredy cat of getting pepper sprayed... I’d be a bus pervert too Very Happy

Laughing Laughing

I hate lake water / ocean Sad bad memories. Laughing

And smelling dog feet... YUCK!!!!!!!! DOUBLE YUCK!

I like to stick my nose into things too... but feet... dog feet at that too... that's like... beyond weird… that’s even beyond twilight zone weird Laughing

*shrugs*

I used to throw tic tacs in a bottled water then bet my mates that I’d drink it Very Happy it turned brown and tasted… bad.

Very Happy best 20 bux I ever made! Very Happy

Dog feet = YUCK!


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 04:23    Post subject:
Yeeeeeeeeees! Freshly washed towels. Bounce-y fresh! YEEES!Mmmm you can just smell the freshness! YUM!

I'm so clean! I'm so clean! I'm so clean! I'm so clean! Yaddi Yum!


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 07:00    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Grrrrrrr. Bus Perverts... Laughing To be honest... If I weren't such a scaredy cat of getting pepper sprayed... I’d be a bus pervert too Very Happy

Laughing Laughing

I hate lake water / ocean Sad bad memories. Laughing

And smelling dog feet... YUCK!!!!!!!! DOUBLE YUCK!

I like to stick my nose into things too... but feet... dog feet at that too... that's like... beyond weird… that’s even beyond twilight zone weird Laughing

*shrugs*

I used to throw tic tacs in a bottled water then bet my mates that I’d drink it Very Happy it turned brown and tasted… bad.

Very Happy best 20 bux I ever made! Very Happy

Dog feet = YUCK!



LOL Bus pervert. Sad

I don’t know man, My dog has cool smelling feet. It is a earthy, wet dog smell. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
and doesn't your mom do the laundry for you? You live @home. (my sister 31 still has my mom doing her laundry, they live in an apt. so clothes get stolden.)
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 10:13    Post subject:
I don't know how related this is to the topic, but anyway: http://norskwetting.com/snuppasite/ Smile
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 12:38    Post subject:
Haha. Pee. Hahahahaah. Pee kind of smells like salty crackers. I like that. Not that much, I wouldn't want a golden shower anytime soon.

Why isn’t there a bathroom in sight? Why isn’t she wearing diapers! Why are people taking pictures of wet pants? It’s just… haha… boggles the mind why a pair of wet pants can look so hot on a pair of fine legs!

On a side note, pistolshrimp!

No! No! No! No! No! No! I cook my own food. I clean my own room. I do my own laundry. I even change my own damn light bulbs! It's me me me me me me me me me me me me! And the best part… I’m extremely delicious at being me!


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2006 17:00    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I would say I would see one 1 time a month when I took the bus everyday. Main street bus.


Stop taking the crackhead bus, mmmkay? Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 06:05    Post subject:
ah cmon man
be optimistic for allahs sake
towel looks awesome on muslim girls head

as white as whitehouse

our new motto : WHITE FTW!!!

whosoever says '' pink ftw '' i'll kill that infidel!!!111!11eleven1
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 06:33    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 08:27    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I would say I would see one 1 time a month when I took the bus everyday. Main street bus.


Stop taking the crackhead bus, mmmkay? Wink






LOL Southpark

LOL, I drive almost everywhere now. If you are in the city the bus is sooo much easier. My bus went thru Main and Hastings when I was working downtown. I was still living at home then. You wouldn't believe what I got to see at 7:45 am. When I worked in retail I had to take the skytrain home at 10:15pm. I almost had my shoes stolen once. I also got off at my stop to a platform with blood drops (big ones) all over the place. Walking to my cab (following this drops all the way down) some guy asked me for help. I turned around and he had his pants down to his ankles. WTF. Thank god there was a cab right there. Usually there are taxis at all the main stops.
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 11:42    Post subject:
So you wanna get high?
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 12:19    Post subject:
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So you wanna get high?

He should try 'chocolate milk' Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 15:00    Post subject:
i need a joint
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 15:23    Post subject:
You know if you really want to be clean you'd have a shower rather than washing yourself in your own filth. icey cool showers FOR THE WIN!


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 15:42    Post subject:
I bathe then I shower. Very Happy It's great.

I haven't bathed since yesterday. It's killing me! Crying or Very sad I'm so dirty Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 15:46    Post subject:
I can hear the girls screaming from my room... maybe its a sign. Should i go down to the beach?
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 15:53    Post subject:
Yes! Go!


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 15:56    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
I can hear the girls screaming from my room... maybe its a sign. Should i go down to the beach?


Well they sure as hell aiint screaming for you, they scream because all the studs down there Is already givin' it to em' . Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 16:51    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
deelix wrote:
I can hear the girls screaming from my room... maybe its a sign. Should i go down to the beach?


Well they sure as hell aiint screaming for you, they scream because all the studs down there Is already givin' it to em' . Laughing
I have another theory:
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 17:13    Post subject:
TENTACLE SEX FTW!


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 18:36    Post subject:
The dirtiness has gotten to my head Crying or Very sad

My inbox was completley full and i deleted all my messaged by accident Crying or Very sad Laughing I thought I clicked delete marked Crying or Very sad



FUCK I NEED A FUCKING SHOWER! IM GOING FUCKING CRAZY! I CANT EVEN ENJOY A PORN FLICK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! !!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Crying or Very sad

Four more hours of this hell!!!! FUCK!


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 19:06    Post subject:
Bah... you allways have sex im mind, don't you? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 19:20    Post subject:
Laughing shut up! FUCK! I can feel the dirty sweat on my back and my skin trying to breathe to breathe through it! Fucking disgusting!

Crying or Very sad I'm sitting on my balcony finishing the final draft (well I have three pages left) Very Happy yay... but my hands are so dirty... it's disgusting. I've washed them three times in the last 20 minutes. I even started taking photos to clear my mind off of the dirt Sad but it just doesnt work... my hair is sticking together. My clothes are just... nasty... my face is covered in sweat. FUCK!

I soo need a fucking bath right now! Jesus fucking christ!

And yes... I do have sex on my mind... what man doesn't? I just don't let it control my life THAT much Laughing


Fuck! FUCK! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO BE FUCKING CLEAN!
RIGHT NOW!


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 19:40    Post subject:
I think you need to chill down a bit Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 19:46    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
I think you need to chill down a bit Wink


Yo. The phrase is 'chill out' Wink

As in, "Hey Injurious, chill the fuck out dude!" Razz

(goddamn norwegians! Very Happy)


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 19:48    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
deelix wrote:
I think you need to chill down a bit Wink


Yo. The phrase is 'chill out' Wink

(goddamn norwegians! Razz)
Jasså, du disser normenn? jaja, hvem bryr seg Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 19:52    Post subject:
As soooon as i get to have my fucking shower! I will be a nice calm guy! Till then... FUCK!

Fuck... even my eyes are fucking sticking together. Crying or Very sad

I just can't stand this! One more hour! I hope. ONE MORE FUCKING HOUR!


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 19:59    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Jasså, du disser normenn? jaja, hvem bryr seg Smile


Goddamn it! Only speak in languages for which there is a babelfish translation! Very Happy Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 20:03    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
deelix wrote:
Jasså, du disser normenn? jaja, hvem bryr seg Smile


Goddamn it! Only speak in languages for which there is a babelfish translation! Very Happy Razz
Sorry im not that good in German\spanish\french etc
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Jul 2006 20:16    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
Laughing shut up! FUCK! I can feel the dirty sweat on my back and my skin trying to breathe to breathe through it! Fucking disgusting!

Crying or Very sad I'm sitting on my balcony finishing the final draft (well I have three pages left) Very Happy yay... but my hands are so dirty... it's disgusting. I've washed them three times in the last 20 minutes. I even started taking photos to clear my mind off of the dirt Sad but it just doesnt work... my hair is sticking together. My clothes are just... nasty... my face is covered in sweat. FUCK!

I soo need a fucking bath right now! Jesus fucking christ!

And yes... I do have sex on my mind... what man doesn't? I just don't let it control my life THAT much Laughing


Fuck! FUCK! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO BE FUCKING CLEAN!
RIGHT NOW!


Have you taken your pills?
I think now might be a good time calling an ambulance, far before they will let you make any movies and just harm humanity with ideas of obssesive cleanings Razz
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