Dreams......WTF?!?!?
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Jul 2006 20:13    Post subject:
*gives Dazz a nice cookie*
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Jul 2006 20:17    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Aug 2006 00:40    Post subject:
Woohoo!

"For a small percentage of you, dreaming that you are proud of your nakedness and show no embarrassment or shame, then it symbolizes your unrestricted freedom. You have nothing to hide and are proud of who you are. The dream is about a new sense of honesty, openness, and a carefree nature."

So that's what my naked dreams mean! Usually when I have good dreams, lucid or otherwise, I just start streaking through places where lots of girls my age can be found. I'm a weirdo in my dreams.
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Aug 2006 02:18    Post subject:
Praetori wrote:
Woohoo!

"For a small percentage of you, dreaming that you are proud of your nakedness and show no embarrassment or shame, then it symbolizes your unrestricted freedom. You have nothing to hide and are proud of who you are. The dream is about a new sense of honesty, openness, and a carefree nature."

So that's what my naked dreams mean! Usually when I have good dreams, lucid or otherwise, I just start streaking through places where lots of girls my age can be found. I'm a weirdo in my dreams.


Laughing your a closet perv Shocked Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Aug 2006 08:46    Post subject:
I hate my dreams. Evertime there's a hot chick naked before me and I start pulling my dick out to stab her I wake up. Sucks.
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Aug 2006 08:49    Post subject:
start pulling it out in front of hot chicks in real life and see if you can stay awake Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Aug 2006 14:42    Post subject:
Just about an hour ago I dreamt I was 47, you know, the Hitman!

I was hiding behind a door in this bedroom waiting for some guy to walk in, took a while so I got bored and started checking his drawers, looking at his clothes etc. I think I actually tried to fit a boxer, Laughing Then he did walk in and I put 2 bullets in the back of his head (exactly how I like to do it in the game Razz) and threw some cups and stuff at his head (WTF? Rolling Eyes ).

Then I walked up to him and he apparently wasn't dead, he grabbed at his breast pocket and stuck a pencil in my hand. Then I woke up..


Weirdest dream I've had lately.
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 19:30    Post subject:
Sometimes I dream about things and I wake up believing it to be true. I had a dream once where I had a pencil in my hand and then I lost it. I also did this with a ring. I woke up and turned my light on and ripped apart the bed looking for a pencil that didn’t exist. I also tried to let the dog out to pee through my bedroom window thinking it was the downstairs sliding door.

I wont get into some of my other dreams.


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I think you play hitman too much.
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 19:38    Post subject:
D4rkKnight wrote:
Words to live by.


LOL
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 19:46    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I also tried to let the dog out to pee through my bedroom window thinking it was the downstairs sliding door.


you just open the door and the dog sticks his dick out?


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Aug 2006 19:47    Post subject:
I fucking hate weird dreams.... they are so weird, it makes you think about them all day and it's fucking annoying.

but ffs almost all my dreams are weird then it sucks.
And also, good dreams are so fucking annoying because then when you ake up you understand it was only a dream.
Though sometimes i get these inspiration dreams which rock.

I once dreamed that 3 arab terrorists were hiding under my bed, so i got doen of the bed and kicked the hell out of them. Damn that was a fun dream for some reason... i woke up with a whole adrenaline rush in the middle of the night Laughing.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 03:50    Post subject:
WareZKing wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I also tried to let the dog out to pee through my bedroom window thinking it was the downstairs sliding door.


you just open the door and the dog sticks his dick out?


Laughing
that would be hilarious


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 04:20    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
WareZKing wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I also tried to let the dog out to pee through my bedroom window thinking it was the downstairs sliding door.


you just open the door and the dog sticks his dick out?


Laughing
that would be hilarious


The bedroom window is the kind that opens at the bottom and pushes out. No way he is getting his pink thing up and out that window.




Off topic.
Perhaps my dog is a cow. While on the trip everybody said he was like a cow. He was eating a lot of grass. They thought that was weird. He makes moaning sounds just like a cow. He also has colors like a cow. He is also the size of a small baby cow.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 04:47    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
The bedroom window is the kind that opens at the bottom and pushes out. No way he is getting his pink thing up and out that window.

no your downstairs door. he just sticks his junk out and pisses down there?


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 05:38    Post subject:
WareZKing wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
The bedroom window is the kind that opens at the bottom and pushes out. No way he is getting his pink thing up and out that window.

no your downstairs door. he just sticks his junk out and pisses down there?


Naw, he just likes go out and piss all over everything. He likes to mark his WHOLE territory. True alpha male.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 05:42    Post subject:
OK, im officially in one of those rare periods where I dream LOTS and they're all weird as fuck!


Things I remembered from the last dream I had:

I was in some classy brothel, lots of old folks there enjoying themselves. I got into a room with this hooker and made a deal, told her I was going to take a piss first and that I would be right back, she told me not to take too much time... I was looking for a toilet for about 10 minutes, then found a men's room, nobody there. I walked up to one, got my dick out and looked at it, and it was blue... Now I do not mean blue like it was bruised or anything, it was completely SMURF-blue! Rolling Eyes Weirdest thing was that I didn't really care, I was more worried about that hooker who was probably pissed off because I was away for at least 15 minutes and wasted her time. I walked back and tried to find that room ...

I think I woke up right there, but actually fell asleep again and continued the dream (find this amazing cause I've rarely been able to). I was back into this brothel, and ended up in a room with two, kinda cute Indian-looking girls.. Then I woke up again.

Confused
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 05:53    Post subject:
feyenoord4ever wrote:
OK, im officially in one of those rare periods where I dream LOTS and they're all weird as fuck!


Things I remembered from the last dream I had:

I was in some classy brothel, lots of old folks there enjoying themselves. I got into a room with this hooker and made a deal, told her I was going to take a piss first and that I would be right back, she told me not to take too much time... I was looking for a toilet for about 10 minutes, then found a men's room, nobody there. I walked up to one, got my dick out and looked at it, and it was blue... Now I do not mean blue like it was bruised or anything, it was completely SMURF-blue! Rolling Eyes Weirdest thing was that I didn't really care, I was more worried about that hooker who was probably pissed off because I was away for at least 15 minutes and wasted her time. I walked back and tried to find that room ...

I think I woke up right there, but actually fell asleep again and continued the dream (find this amazing cause I've rarely been able to). I was back into this brothel, and ended up in a room with two, kinda cute Indian-looking girls.. Then I woke up again.

Confused



Hun, I think your dream is telling you to stay outta brothels. That is how I would read it.

Call someone in instead.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 06:51    Post subject:
feyenoord4ever wrote:
OK, im officially in one of those rare periods where I dream LOTS and they're all weird as fuck!


Me too. I had a dream last nite where I was running around with a gun but the gun had a mind of its own.
I was in a club for most of the dream. It was weird. I'd go order a drink at the bar with my gun in my hand and then all of a sudden I'd shoot someone and no one would react. Ppl kept drinking and partying like nothing was happening.

Then, at the end of the dream, cops had me surrounded so i thought...but they were after this other guy who was shooting ppl. Anyway, I walked in between the guy and the cops and pulled out my gun and 'showed' him how to put it down...but when i put it on the ground, it started to go off and I killed a bunch of cops. And then I heard someone scream RAINE! and I woke up...

fuckin weird. Usually I can interpret my dreams pretty well but i have no fuckin clue as to what this one means.


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 07:18    Post subject:
sounds like a bad mix of GTA, Rogue Trooper and acid.


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 13:28    Post subject:
Haha, cool topic guys...

Anyway, I've had a bunch of sick dreams in my life as well. I don't have them that often, but if I have, they're very disturbing...

A few days ago I had a short dream (or maybe it wasn't that short, I just remember a small part of it) where I was in some kind of underground tunnels or in a big maze-like basement. I think there were no windows nor lights, yet I could see my environment. So after a while wandering in these tunnels/rooms two wolfs started chasing me and I ran away - they bit me from my legs several times but I didn't feel any pain. Suddenly the wolfs stoped chasing me (they were like in their own room that they were protecting) and these two bald human-like things started to run towards me. I don't remember how they looked exactly. I took a stick from somewhere and started to smash them. The really nasty part was how I trashed their skulls/craniums into little pieces. I kinda felt how my branch/stick landed on their heads and how their skulls broke. After that I ran back, past the wolves again into a little room with a office-desk in the middle of it. The door behind me closed and two little children were standing there. That's where it ended.
It was really, really sick...

When I was a little kid there was a period when I had some certain nightmares repeating almost every night. I belive amost everyone has had that kind of experience in their lives.

I remember this really freaky one: I sit somewhere in my home with my parents and suddenly these freak-like 150 year old women (like half-monsters) ripped me through the wall. I couldn't move, everything around me was black. But I could see my parents from a hole, still sitting in the same place and not even recognize I was gone. I tried to scream but no voice came out of my mouth.

There were also several others, how I woke up about 5 times without fingers, until I 'really' woke up or how I wanted to go home but I couldn't find my apartment door becouse it was missing.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 14:07    Post subject:
had a dream once were i was ready to do this girl but i had to do something first and i just kept running and everything came over me like waves and other stuff started happening and im thinking that i have to get back to the girl but i wasnt able to and woke up after some time. think it was while i was fighting someone and my arm hit my wall.
I love the lucid dreams where you move in real life what you are moving in your dream


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 18:53    Post subject:
Sometimes I dream about people that have passed away. I also seem to dream a lot about bears. Sometimes when I dream I am following them down a path and we end up on the beach. On the beach there are 4 paths to choose from including the way I came from. Its weird. There is lots of wind and the sand is very fine. (Kinda like long beach in Tofino) So far I haven't gone down any of the paths.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 19:34    Post subject:
In my dream i put socks in cd drive and windows recognized the socks as unkown hardware Sad , i must stop drinking that shit.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 19:41    Post subject:
IpwnU wrote:
In my dream i put socks in cd drive and windows recognized the socks as unkown hardware Sad , i must stop drinking that shit.




drinking what shit? mouthwash and Aqua Velva?
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No, Russian spy vodka Sad .
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 20:05    Post subject:
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No, Russian spy vodka Sad .


and then you go mod@ SF. right?


So when are the forums back up?
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Aug 2006 20:18    Post subject:
I am selt369 nice to meet you pistolshrimp.About forum ; we are working on it ST4Y T00n3D.

Do you want vodka ? i swear i didn't add aphrodisiacs in it.
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I am selt369 nice to meet you pistolshrimp.About forum ; we are working on it ST4Y T00n3D.

Do you want vodka ? i swear i didn't add aphrodisiacs in it.


When it is back up again will you let us know please?
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of course i will my dear sister. We are developing an anti-mrfactcat script for t3h f0rumZ!
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of course i will my dear sister. We are developing an anti-mrfactcat script for t3h f0rumZ!
forums will be online on 02.29.2007 .



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