Crank (2006)
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SirSmokesAlot




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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2006 07:29    Post subject: Crank (2006)
SWEEEEET! Cool

Jason Statham ftw.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/crank/


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2006 10:18    Post subject:
yep, if it has statham in it, ill see it.. .even if it had a rapper in it.


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2006 13:28    Post subject:
That trailer fucking owns Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2006 13:51    Post subject:
ahhhahahaha. looks hilarious.


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2006 14:01    Post subject:
Looks great Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2006 14:33    Post subject:
looks good
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2006 14:51    Post subject:
cant wait...
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2006 14:52    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Aug 2006 17:29    Post subject:
This shit has material! Still lets not hope it all ends up in clichés.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Aug 2006 02:16    Post subject:
"Juice me!" Very Happy

Looks awesome!


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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Aug 2006 17:25    Post subject:
lookin like its gonna be badass
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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Aug 2006 22:20    Post subject:
I hate the guy from transporter....

The only role I think he's good for would be Hitman, but stupid VD has that role


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PostPosted: Thu, 24th Aug 2006 22:48    Post subject:
Well he was nice in Lock & Stock and Snatch Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Aug 2006 00:47    Post subject:
Damn he is in Uwe Boll new film

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

* Director: Uwe Boll
* Genre: Action / Adventure / Fantasy
* Year: 2007
* Country: Germany / Canada / USA
* Cast: Jason Statham:John Rhys-Davies:Ray Liotta:Matthew Lillard:Leelee Sobieski:Burt Reynolds:Will Sanderson:Ron Perlman
* Plot: A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Aug 2006 08:49    Post subject:
JiGSaW wrote:
Damn he is in Uwe Boll new film

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

* Director: Uwe Boll
* Genre: Action / Adventure / Fantasy
* Year: 2007
* Country: Germany / Canada / USA
* Cast: Jason Statham:John Rhys-Davies:Ray Liotta:Matthew Lillard:Leelee Sobieski:Burt Reynolds:Will Sanderson:Ron Perlman
* Plot: A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.


There's already a trailer for it too. Knowing uwe boll, it's going to be pure crap, hope that doesn't ruin stathams carreer.

Trailer link for those of you who have too much time and want to waste it Very Happy
http://www.inthenameoftheking.com/trailer.html
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Aug 2006 09:39    Post subject:
Rated R for strong violence, pervasive language, sexuality, nudity and drug use


hmm...
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Aug 2006 10:16    Post subject:
well like most Uwe Boll films there's going to be a completely random sex scene, a lot of gore but i feel to see how they're going to introduce drugs in medievil times Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Aug 2006 11:30    Post subject:
That trailer was so fucking shitty Laughing Laughing

Uwe Boll... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Aug 2006 16:52    Post subject:
Uwe Boll is a genious ... plus .... check this out. He fucking rules! Very Happy

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GoldenPalace.com sponsors filmmaker’s revenge

MONDAY, AUGUST 21, 2006, VANCOUVER, BC -- GoldenPalace.com is proud to present Raging Boll. Uwe Boll, the German filmmaker best known for several video game based films like "Alone in the Dark," "House of the Dead," "BloodRayne" & "In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale," is considered by many critics to be one of the world’s worst filmmakers. His movies, however, have made him more money than his critics will earn in several lifetimes.

After receiving a slew of horrid reviews for his latest film "BloodRayne" earlier this year, Boll was incensed and did what any successful filmmaker would do -- challenged his detractors to a boxing match to knock some sense into them and settle the score. "Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand Internet voices," claims Boll. "Half of those opinions come from people who’ve never watched my films."

Boll proposed a 3-round match against anyone with the guts to step into the ring with him. The matches would receive international exposure and be filmed as part of his next feature film, "Postal’." Given their history of unique marketing campaigns, Internet casino GoldenPalace.com jumped at the chance to sponsor this event, now titled GoldenPalace.com Presents Raging Boll. Over the years, they have become widely recognized for sponsoring high-profile boxers, athletes, and celebrities. "This event is perfect for us," said GoldenPalace.com CEO Richard Rowe. "We receive so many outlandish offers for advertising exposure that it is refreshing to see something that surprises even us. That is why we decided to get involved. This has gotten so much attention so far, and we can’t wait to see how it will turn out."

Four matches are currently scheduled for September 23 and one match planned earlier in Spain for a total of five opponents. Boll is ready to take on even more people willing to fight, and his challenge remains on the table. There are some critics who chickened out and didn’t follow through with their challenges. The following 5 challengers have been picked by our selection committee to represent some of Uwe Boll’s harshest critics.

These particular challengers are prepared to box Dr. Boll on September 23rd, 2006, in Vancouver, where they will finally get the opportunity to try to inflict some pain on the man they claim has done it to them for years.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=356343


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Aug 2006 16:53    Post subject:
Oh, and the first scene from Saw III will be shown before Crank

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This is some great news for Horror Fans. Very exciting breaking news from Lionsgate. The first scene of the highly anticipated "Saw III" will be shown exclusively in conjunction with "Crank," which hits theaters September 1st.

This is the first time in Lionsgate's history to preview an entire scene prior to its release and is especially unique due to the popularity of this highly acclaimed franchise.

The first scene of "Saw III" promises to be extremely gory and will be sure to shock viewers out of their seats. While we're not allowed to reveal too many details, we do know that the scene showcases the first of Jigsaw's games and will definitely satisfy fan's craving for blood.

If you can't wait to get a peak of what Jigsaw is up to next, make sure you run out to see "Crank" in theaters beginning September 1st. Remember to call and verify with your local theater that the exclusive "Saw III" scene will be shown with "Crank.""

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=357212


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Sep 2006 12:17    Post subject:
Crank.TS.XVID-XanaX
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Sep 2006 19:46    Post subject:
VA-Crank-OST-2006-tLOC

OST for ppl that liked the movie soundtrack (haven't watched it yet).
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Sep 2006 20:11    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
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DON'T BOTHER WITH THIS SHITTY RELEASE.
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Sep 2006 20:13    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
Dazz99 wrote:
Crank.TS.XVID-XanaX
DON'T BOTHER WITH THIS SHITTY RELEASE.




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Sep 2006 10:32    Post subject:
Crank.2006.TELESYNC.iNT.XviD-RPT
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Sep 2006 13:00    Post subject:
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omg whadda shit quality Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Sep 2006 15:56    Post subject:
Hello Film Good
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Sep 2006 16:14    Post subject:
alexudm1 wrote:
Hello Film Good



YES!!!!!!! THATS THE mini-REVIEW I WAS LOOKING FOR! I JUST LOVE YOUR WORK! FROM THE START TO THE ENDING! YOU ARE A TRUE MASTER OF FILMCRITICS!


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Sep 2006 22:19    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
alexudm1 wrote:
Hello Film Good



YES!!!!!!! THATS THE mini-REVIEW I WAS LOOKING FOR! I JUST LOVE YOUR WORK! FROM THE START TO THE ENDING! YOU ARE A TRUE MASTER OF FILMCRITICS!


He's right though. It's a great action flick. You don't notice the mtv editing but everything else is just brilliant. Amy Smart = Hawt! Statham is pwn. Lil gay guy is funny. Gore. Action. Drugs. And a whole lot of free falling! Very Happy

Sweet ass mother fucking movie. You don't need critics. Critics look at the story and acting and the drama. This is a senseless action movie that looks so fucking cool it's worth the ticket price. Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Sep 2006 22:41    Post subject:
hehe, dude. Im not saying the movie sucks.. I just love his comment. Laughing


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