MR Longest Penis lenght competition
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roccotano86




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 19:23    Post subject: MR Longest Penis lenght competition
I was thinking about doing some sort of competition regarding penis lenght.
Who will be the n1 of Nforce?mine is 17 cm long i think it's avarage ,my girlfriend is very happy anyway with it.


can someone beat me? Very Happy
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 19:24    Post subject:
I'm 20 cm in cold water. Very Happy


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I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself.
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LarzNFO




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 19:31    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I'm 20 cm in cold water. Very Happy
Then you should wank less. Very Happy Wink
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 19:32    Post subject:
Laughing


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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 19:42    Post subject:
Now we're talking e-penis WaldoJ

Think avarage is 11 or 12. (not hard)
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roccotano86




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 19:50    Post subject:
mine is 17 hard..is that a problem?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 19:55    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Now we're talking e-penis WaldoJ

Think avarage is 11 or 12. (not hard)

Surprised I'm below average then. I think Laughing

I know I like to talk about sucking cocks and having my ass rammed by well hung men, but talking about dick sizes in all seriousness just makes me fell very inadequate. Laughing


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Mchart




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 20:44    Post subject:
This has to be the most fucking gay thread I have ever read on nforce. Ever.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 20:54    Post subject:
yup its pretty gay Smile
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 20:54    Post subject:
I don't have a penis. I can't participate in this competition.
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 20:55    Post subject:
Liar.

//D
_) ty

I win.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 20:56    Post subject:
hmmm, bra size?
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ginge51
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 20:57    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I'm 20 cm in cold water. Very Happy


minus 20 cm lol
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 21:01    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
hmmm, bra size?


Yea I thought of that one too but it is not as funny as penis length. You can hide a penis and then surprise!!! with boobs no so much. You can't hide big boobs.
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ginge51
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 21:02    Post subject:
Quote:
I was thinking about doing some sort of competition regarding penis lenght.
Who will be the n1 of Nforce?mine is 17 cm long i think it's avarage ,my girlfriend is very happy anyway with it.


heres ure trophy m8 u win

http://oz.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/1996-06-30/trophy.jpg

Very Happy
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ginge51
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 21:02    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I'm 20 cm in cold water. Very Happy


minus 20 cm lol
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 21:03    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
I'm 20 cm in cold water. Very Happy


minus 20 cm lol


You are ( - )20 cm? So what is that? A vigina?
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Demonium
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 21:16    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I don't have a penis. I can't participate in this competition.


Your clit?
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:26    Post subject:
my thumb is about 2 inches, my tongue about 3 Very Happy


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:29    Post subject:
Demonium wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I don't have a penis. I can't participate in this competition.


Your clit?



not pimped Rolling Eyes
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:34    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
my thumb is about 2 inches, my tongue about 3 Very Happy


My tongue is thick and tiny. I can't stick it out more than an inch Crying or Very sad My thumb is about 2 - 2.5 Very Happy



pistol, I'm sure you got a bag of baby carrots somwhere in your fridge! Very Happy Laughing


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:44    Post subject:
A penis competition on the the internet?
You really expect people to be honest? Laughing

ridiculous


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:46    Post subject:
not to mention that only immature boys think that size is all...


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:50    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
not to mention that only immature boys think that size is all...


exactly. Its how you use it


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:51    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
exactly. Its how you use it
Size is all I got then Sad Crying or Very sad


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:51    Post subject:
its not the size of the ship that matters, its the motion of the ocean Laughing


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:54    Post subject:
Sad I can't swim Crying or Very sad


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:54    Post subject:
get fake boobs, they'll make you float


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:56    Post subject:
@waldo
nooo baby carrots. Sad Some times you just gotta jump in. You might be surprised. You might float.


Penis length is over rated. Everybody knows it is in the thickness. hehehe
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 22:58    Post subject:
dont forget with an average length you get better head Very Happy


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