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WaldoJ
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| werdercanuck wrote: | | get fake boobs, they'll make you float |
I can't afford the surgery. 
Pistol, I can dogpaddle my way to the shore. But I can't backstroke or any of those other fancy swimming techniques.  When the water's really deep I'm drowning 
I had a bowl of home made baby carrots. Big carrots cut down to tiny bits. Yum! 
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| Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 23:06 Post subject: |
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and WHERE THE FUCK IS CNZ WHEN WE NEED HIM he is allways in his penis mood + his signature OWNED ALL
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| Posted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 23:56 Post subject: |
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40cm long, I win. Now where's my prize?
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2006 04:58 Post subject: |
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I don't have a ruler. I can show it next to a nestea bottle
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2006 05:39 Post subject: |
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I have Three legs.
I am the winner. Give me the prize.
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2006 05:57 Post subject: |
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ginge51
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2006 18:26 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 02:49 Post subject: |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 02:52 Post subject: |
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syco's immature? Least I got him beat at something 
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 04:39 Post subject: |
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Im confused 
I dont have a small dick and I dont think im naturally immature. I can be immature, but its a choice rather than a natural trait.
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 04:44 Post subject: |
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She was being sarcastic, methinks. Y'know? Being funny I took it a step further 
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 04:45 Post subject: |
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whats the definition of a small dick anyway? the average size is 5", and compared to that, im fucking huge
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 04:47 Post subject: |
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i meant 6"...typo
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 04:48 Post subject: |
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5 is average? You know how to make me feel awful!
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 04:48 Post subject: |
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6? Oh fuck you buddy!
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 04:50 Post subject: |
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learn how to use your thumbs and you dont need a dick to satisfy women anymore 
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 04:54 Post subject: |
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the day I start relying on my thumb is the day I become a eunuch
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 04:57 Post subject: |
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You have to read it a few times to get it, but I wasn’t insulting any of you.
Werder: immature boys think that size is all...........(true)
syco: Exactly, it’s how to use it...................(true)
LarzNFO: Thats what small-dicked guys say. (and I elaborate, see down)
Pistol: Yea, small dicked guys who are immature (from werder) and don't know any better. (from syco. “they don’t know better” because they don’t know who to use it.)
so I am agreeing with syco and werder but also saying that Larz’s small dicked men don’t know what they are doing.
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 04:59 Post subject: |
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I believe the average is 5.5 inches. Of course the average penis I think a man will be exposed to in his life time through porn is probably 8-10 or more. That is misleading as to what the average actually is.
In a way sometimes I think a women has it easier because everything is kinda up front, unless she has a padded bra. The asshole guy who wants the big boobs will pass her up so no harm done. What a horrible experience for a guy tho because he might be getting down and dirty and he meets a women just like that only over penis size.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:01 Post subject: |
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| werdercanuck wrote: | | whats the definition of a small dick anyway? the average size is 5", and compared to that, im fucking huge |
in all serious, me too
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:02 Post subject: |
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STOP MAKING ME FEEL SO INADEQUATE!
you guys are so mean!
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:02 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | You have to read it a few times to get it, but I wasn’t insulting any of you.
Werder: immature boys think that size is all...........(true)
syco: Exactly, it’s how to use it...................(true)
LarzNFO: Thats what small-dicked guys say. (and I elaborate, see down)
Pistol: Yea, small dicked guys who are immature (from werder) and don't know any better. (from syco. “they don’t know better” because they don’t know who to use it.)
so I am agreeing with syco and werder but also saying that Larz’s small dicked men don’t know what they are doing. |
had to read that about 6 times to understand it sorry i'm blonde
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:03 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | the majority of men measure between 15cm (6") and 18cm (7") in the erect position, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6 ½"). |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:03 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | You have to read it a few times to get it, but I wasn’t insulting any of you.
Werder: immature boys think that size is all...........(true)
syco: Exactly, it’s how to use it...................(true)
LarzNFO: Thats what small-dicked guys say. (and I elaborate, see down)
Pistol: Yea, small dicked guys who are immature (from werder) and don't know any better. (from syco. “they don’t know better” because they don’t know who to use it.)
so I am agreeing with syco and werder but also saying that Larz’s small dicked men don’t know what they are doing. |
I know you werent insulting, more like joking. I can take a joke you know?
And Im with werder, i had to read that a few times to understand it. But Im also smokin a spliff, so that might be an issue... |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:06 Post subject: |
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| werdercanuck wrote: | | sorry i'm blonde |
Me too! Wanna be blonde buddies?
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:07 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | | werdercanuck wrote: | | sorry i'm blonde |
Me too! Wanna be blonde buddies? |
yeah, but what colour is the carpet? Really, i dont want to know |
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