The Beer Prayer
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 01:21    Post subject: The Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For Thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever, Barmen.


May the NFOrce be with you always.
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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 19:18    Post subject:


Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 19:31    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:


Razz



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PostPosted: Wed, 20th Sep 2006 19:46    Post subject:
And

beer without weed is just..not the same Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 00:37    Post subject:
Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 01:01    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
And

beer without weed is just..not the same Very Happy


Maybe that's why I'm not a fan of beer Razz


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 01:20    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
And

beer without weed is just..not the same Very Happy


Maybe that's why I'm not a fan of beer Razz


Well, weed only goes with beer if your pothead Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 01:28    Post subject:
I'm a different kind of head Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 05:26    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
And

beer without weed is just..not the same Very Happy


Maybe that's why I'm not a fan of beer Razz


Well, weed only goes with beer if your pothead Laughing


You with your damn drugs...

I like beer with beer and perhaps some food but with weed... jeez
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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 05:51    Post subject:
kosmiq wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:


Maybe that's why I'm not a fan of beer Razz


Well, weed only goes with beer if your pothead Laughing


You with your damn drugs...

I like beer with beer and perhaps some food but with weed... jeez


Not this again Rolling Eyes Weed is not a freakin drug,....or rarther, its as just as much a drug as alcohol is.
Weed and beer go together like mashed potatoes and pot roast


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 05:52    Post subject:
Doesn't pot roast go better with rice?


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 05:53    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Doesn't pot roast go better with rice?


i thought you were canadian....pot rost and rice? naw man...maybe rice AND mashed potatoes...you cant poor the drippings on rice...


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 05:55    Post subject:
rice and mashed poatoes? That's disgusting.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 05:57    Post subject:
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rice and mashed poatoes? That's disgusting.


not mixed together. Separated servings


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 06:09    Post subject:
Oh Laughing



You can put rice on a fork and dip it in the sauce and eat it Smile You can mix it with the meat. You can be real sloppy with it. Like a dog. And enjoy it just as much. Smile

With potatoes you can make a vast lake and teach little meat people how to swim Smile Then you eat them Crying or Very sad at least they have learned to swim, or else they would drown in your tummy. Sad Unless you like eating rubber or veggies. Veggies make great boats.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 06:11    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Oh Laughing



You can put rice on a fork and dip it in the sauce and eat it Smile You can mix it with the meat. You can be real sloppy with it. Like a dog. And enjoy it just as much. Smile

With potatoes you can make a vast lake and teach little meat people how to swim Smile Then you eat them Crying or Very sad at least they have learned to swim, or else they would drown in your tummy. Sad Unless you like eating rubber or veggies. Veggies make great boats.


you remind me of a kid Laughing in a good way tho Smile

You play with your food? I used to when i was alot younger. Now I stuff it down my throat as quicly as possible for some reason. I cant eat slow.


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 06:16    Post subject:
It's fun to eat slow Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 06:20    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
It's fun to eat slow Smile


I know but I cant help it.

Even when I take someone to dinner. I dig in, not in a piggish way, but i eat fast while they are just starting to touch their food

I once had a girl think i finished my meal so quickly because i wanted to end the date. I had to explain to her thats the way i eat Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 21st Sep 2006 06:22    Post subject:
Very Happy

Well, it can be fun to eat fast too Smile


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