Dickheadz - Suck my Dick
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Elazul




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 08:07    Post subject: Dickheadz - Suck my Dick
Anyone else heard this song? I heard it at a party this fucking weekend and it was amazing, one of the funniest songs i´ve heard in a long while. The lyrics are fucking amazing, it´s one of those songs that really makes you appreciate life and take care of other people you care about, it´s an epic tale about love and understanding which includes the basic principles of a homosexual relationship.


"Thats no prob kanee! Suck your cock! A Firmware flash is more than fucking enough!" - Supermax2004
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 08:21    Post subject:
How the hell can you be 23 years old?
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Elazul




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 08:34    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
How the hell can you be 23 years old?


Sometimes i wonder that myself, my girlfriend too ^^


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cnZ
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 08:55    Post subject:
holy shit, you have a girl? never saw them Shocked


yes
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 17:12    Post subject:
Elazul wrote:
deelix wrote:
How the hell can you be 23 years old?


Sometimes i wonder that myself, my girlfriend too ^^


I bet she does. It's quite unusual for a 23 year old to have a baby dick.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 17:14    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Elazul wrote:
deelix wrote:
How the hell can you be 23 years old?


Sometimes i wonder that myself, my girlfriend too ^^


I bet she does. It's quite unusual for a 23 year old to have a baby dick.


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 17:17    Post subject:
lol man ... I found a pic of elazul's wang Wink



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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 17:17    Post subject:
i have baby arm for a dick
nouseforaname wrote:
lol man ... I found a pic of elazul's wang Wink

"found"
uh huh Razz


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Razacka2




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 17:24    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
lol man ... I found a pic of elazul's wang Wink



Very Happy
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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 17:29    Post subject:
anyone who comes in this thread and doesnt laugh at that has one just like it.


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 17:40    Post subject:


your not laughing with it either icedfreon, is there something you wanna tell us Laughing


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 17:48    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:


your not laughing with it either icedfreon, is there something you wanna tell us Laughing

|IcedFreon| wrote:
i have baby arm for a dick
nouseforaname wrote:
lol man ... I found a pic of elazul's wang Wink

"found"
uh huh Razz

theres my laughing


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EVILmono




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 18:53    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
anyone who comes in this thread and doesnt laugh at that has one just like it.

or feel sorry for them...


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knives217




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 21:07    Post subject:
Sad


[21:38] <chiz***> how do you "had" aids
[21:38] <Voyevoda> when you get it down to 1 aid
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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 21:07    Post subject:
knives217 wrote:
Sad
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 21:10    Post subject:
It's bigger than my thumb Sad


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 21:17    Post subject:

my thumb


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ChinUp




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 14:47    Post subject:
I was beginning to think you were full of shit .. now I know without any doubt .. ^

Dickheadz - Suck my Dick < does this topic title seem a little backwards to anyone else .. perhaps big mouths suck my dick .. or pusses feel my dick or something .. but dickheads suck my dick .. seems to me you would get nothing but a case of loggerheads .. Laughing


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:13    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
anyone who comes in this thread and doesnt laugh at that has one just like it.



well I am not laughing

Anyway, I have seen wayyyyy smaller at wreak beach. There is such a thing as a micropenis. That is not one. And I have heard it does the job, something about reaching the right spots. I dunna know? No...?


It must be really hard for a guy sometimes I think, it isn't fun when someone laughes at you, especially about sex. It is the same as if some guy was to laugh at some girl because she had small boobs.

...so say I.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:21    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
anyone who comes in this thread and doesnt laugh at that has one just like it.



well I am not laughing

Anyway, I have seen wayyyyy smaller at wreak beach. There is such a thing as a micropenis. That is not one. And I have heard it does the job, something about reaching the right spots. I dunna know? No...?


It must be really hard for a guy sometimes I think, it isn't fun when someone laughes at you, especially about sex. It is the same as if some guy was to laugh at some girl because she had small boobs.

...so say I.


I dont think any guy would laugh at a woman because of her chest size. No decent guy anyway. Any guy that would is a complete asshole you know?


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:29    Post subject:
nah small boobs are nice and more common and there for eveyone to see.
a small penis however is hidden and waits to be unveild in surprise. Razz
so that comes as more of a shock id imagine. and i dunno but ive never heard of a girl who says "i prefer microwangs"


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:42    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:


I dont think any guy would laugh at a woman because of her chest size. No decent guy anyway. Any guy that would is a complete asshole you know?


Its the same for a women laughing at a guy with a tiny penis.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:44    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


I dont think any guy would laugh at a woman because of her chest size. No decent guy anyway. Any guy that would is a complete asshole you know?


Its the same for a women laughing at a guy with a tiny penis.

im sure they do it alot.


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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:44    Post subject:
Asian women are used to it Laughing


feel sorry for the small pen0r asian men.
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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:45    Post subject:
yeah, there are some things you dont wanna hear when you drop your boxers in front of a woman...

Awwwwwww...
Thats cute...
On second thought, lets turn off the lights


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:45    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


I dont think any guy would laugh at a woman because of her chest size. No decent guy anyway. Any guy that would is a complete asshole you know?


Its the same for a women laughing at a guy with a tiny penis.


women are cold tho you know? its expected Laughing


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:46    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
yeah, there are some things you dont wanna hear when you drop your boxers in front of a woman...

Awwwwwww...
Thats cute...
On second thought, lets turn off the lights

bad memories?? lol


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werdercanuck




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:46    Post subject:
nah...lol


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|IcedFreon|




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:52    Post subject:

im familiar with hearing this Razz


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:54    Post subject:
|IcedFreon| wrote:
werdercanuck wrote:
yeah, there are some things you dont wanna hear when you drop your boxers in front of a woman...

Awwwwwww...
Thats cute...
On second thought, lets turn off the lights

bad memories?? lol


ask about his ex-wife Razz


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