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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 03:40    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
Yes there is. Haha. But that's just freaky! I am wizard, level 69! Bow down before me! Laughing


haha
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Yeah thats a classic, so damn funny Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 03:40    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
remembers me of that one episode of friends, where ross has this fantasy about princess leia



Those kinds of things I could do. I could do 'act' like leia. I can wrap my hair into those thingy-m-bobs

(remember Trailerpark boys - Cinnimmon fucking bun head)
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 03:40    Post subject:
loooooold!


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 03:41    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
loooooold!
yeah but still... who gives a fuck? Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 03:44    Post subject:
I do Sad I need something to laugh at!


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 05:34    Post subject:
@waldo
I could laugh at that anyday.

laugh SNOB
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 11:46    Post subject:
laugh @ this ..

Crying or Very sad

& for those who have inadvertently unleashed .. the vampires .

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 23:37    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I wouldn't do cowboy. Vampire role play would be good.

Is there such a thing as D&D sex role play?


Laughing

I dunno, that was her thing.

D&D role playing would be cool. I'd do the whole warrior thing with a badass sword and shit Smile sounds like fun


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 23:40    Post subject:
is someone in love right now?

If you are in love please discribe the feeling, i bet its great Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 23:42    Post subject:
Razacka2 wrote:
is someone in love right now?

If you are in love please discribe the feeling, i bet its great Laughing


Describe the feeling? you've never had wood? Laughing there's your feeling Wink jk


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Sep 2006 23:45    Post subject:
Laughing

Razacka2, I'm always in love Very Happy Smile I can tell you how it feels like! Watching the sunrise Shocked Feels like drowning Sad Feels like falling Sad feels like waking up for the very first time. Feels like being a fag. FUCK LOVE! Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Sep 2006 06:14    Post subject:
hehe

My lips are sealed.


@Chinup
...did I ever mention I wanna try that snake blood drink Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Sep 2006 11:05    Post subject:
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@Chinup
...did I ever mention I wanna try that snake blood drink Razz
What snake are you aiming to milk ? Twisted Evil Dont know what you meen Confused


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Sep 2006 14:52    Post subject:
Teh poison. She's talking about teh poison! Shocked

She's suicidal! Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Sep 2006 18:59    Post subject:
@chin up
It is a drink they drink in China. You buy it on a street corner. They cut the head off a live snake and put the blood in a glass with a shot of some alcohol. Then bottoms up. I don't know what type of snake it is but I would do it. I feel bad for the snake tho.


BTW
I was sick last night when I wrote that so it doesn't make sence.
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Sep 2006 20:13    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@chin up
It is a drink they drink in China. You buy it on a street corner. They cut the head off a live snake and put the blood in a glass with a shot of some alcohol. Then bottoms up. I don't know what type of snake it is but I would do it. I feel bad for the snake tho.


BTW
I was sick last night when I wrote that so it doesn't make sence.

thats the bigest bs i ever heard , WOW the sickess made me do it


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 02:36    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@chin up
It is a drink they drink in China. You buy it on a street corner. They cut the head off a live snake and put the blood in a glass with a shot of some alcohol. Then bottoms up. I don't know what type of snake it is but I would do it. I feel bad for the snake tho.


BTW
I was sick last night when I wrote that so it doesn't make sence.

thats the bigest bs i ever heard , WOW the sickess made me do it


Smoke a few joints when your sick...you get really weird. Least I do. And you get alot higher.
Who knows, she might have burned a bighead Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th Sep 2006 05:56    Post subject:
[quote="Dazz99"]
pistolshrimp wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
Yes there is. Haha. But that's just freaky! I am wizard, level 69! Bow down before me! Laughing


haha
link pls


http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

Smile[/quote]


That is funny
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 22:29    Post subject:
i dont think so. there are so many beutyfull womens that you can see everywhere, there are models , but i never heart for somethink like that. i think you have to speak with her first.
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PostPosted: Mon, 25th Sep 2006 22:37    Post subject:
Well, you can get a crush from seeing a model. A lot of people mistake crushes for love. Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 00:46    Post subject:
Lots of people mistake lust for love too.
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 00:57    Post subject:
I guess. Sometimes lust is all you need to be happy. Smile Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 02:56    Post subject:
Yeah happy Sad for about 5 minutes then you blow your load Sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 02:58    Post subject:
5? that's a bit excessive don't you think? Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 04:08    Post subject:
In America, true love is the process of fixing a smile on one's face while thinking of all the good lawyers that would sue the shit out of your spouse and fork you over half of his riches that he spent 20 years accumulating, hoping to spend it with his beloved in a quiet Caribbean Island, after the long and tedious divorce proceedings that are extremely inefficient and in need of reform, particularly in the section about children, where idle sadistic bearcats spend their time inventing ways to split a family apart and cause endless hate and pain, all the while consuming millions of misappropriated dollars in Federal Funding, not thinking once about how the money they waste at their whim further digs their corrupt and yet exalted country into its multitrillion dollar debt that will be paid off for the next 50 years by the sons and daughters of poor folk who never had a decent education, and held no reasons to expect their children to receive any due to the flawed college system where you are required to lose life or limb in a desert war zone for the interests of other fat richasses, only to return home to find that all the spots in your favorite college were taken and you will have to apply to East Side Ghetto School of Accounting and spend the next 20 years of you life working your ass off in a cubicle and die shitting you intestines out because of injections against tetanus that were horribly flawed that you received in the same war zone you lost your arm in, and having your children continue the flawed and unjust cycle of life in modern day society, where the poor flounder, and the rich prosper off the ignorance and feebleness of the poor.

So yeah... that’s my beef with true love.
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 05:36    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
In America, true love is the process of fixing a smile on one's face while thinking of all the good lawyers that would sue the shit out of your spouse and fork you over half of his riches that he spent 20 years accumulating, hoping to spend it with his beloved in a quiet Caribbean Island, after the long and tedious divorce proceedings that are extremely inefficient and in need of reform, particularly in the section about children, where idle sadistic bearcats spend their time inventing ways to split a family apart and cause endless hate and pain, all the while consuming millions of misappropriated dollars in Federal Funding, not thinking once about how the money they waste at their whim further digs their corrupt and yet exalted country into its multitrillion dollar debt that will be paid off for the next 50 years by the sons and daughters of poor folk who never had a decent education, and held no reasons to expect their children to receive any due to the flawed college system where you are required to lose life or limb in a desert war zone for the interests of other fat richasses, only to return home to find that all the spots in your favorite college were taken and you will have to apply to East Side Ghetto School of Accounting and spend the next 20 years of you life working your ass off in a cubicle and die shitting you intestines out because of injections against tetanus that were horribly flawed that you received in the same war zone you lost your arm in, and having your children continue the flawed and unjust cycle of life in modern day society, where the poor flounder, and the rich prosper off the ignorance and feebleness of the poor.

So yeah... that’s my beef with true love.


Shocked seek help Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 10:53    Post subject:
It ain't THAT bad. Smile

At least the wheel of morality is turning. Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 19:05    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
@chin up
It is a drink they drink in China. You buy it on a street corner. They cut the head off a live snake and put the blood in a glass with a shot of some alcohol. Then bottoms up. I don't know what type of snake it is but I would do it. I feel bad for the snake tho.


BTW
I was sick last night when I wrote that so it doesn't make sence.

thats the bigest bs i ever heard , WOW the sickess made me do it



Re-reading this over...


What is the biggest bs ever? The snake blood drink? I would totally do it. In a second.

And yes I was pretty sick when I wrote that. I had a fever of about 103.- I had a kidney infection but it is still true I would do it. It is all the solid foods that freak me out.
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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 20:55    Post subject:
anyway it has a bitter taste of cooper


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PostPosted: Tue, 26th Sep 2006 21:36    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:
anyway it has a bitter taste of cooper



IRON.......insects have copper based blood.



But it would be cool tho, don't cha think? Very Happy
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